#randomoniumforlyfe (As requested)

YellowLily2013

@sarenu1‌ so I gotta know. Did you buy the pants?! They are adorable, and if she's likes the others she has and will wear them I say get them!

unaveragejane

I giggle every time I see the Monday Morning Coffee thread bc a local radio (to be kid-safe?) uses "having coffee" as a euphemism. I'm so glad you all have such healthy coffee lives!

Loriimagination

My local moms FB group is having a cd get together Friday. Everyone is bringing diapers to show. I guess I'll go. Nothing gets me talking to strangers like cloth diapers Now I have to make sure we use the less cute diapers tomorrow so the cute ones will be clean.

sarenu1

YellowLily2013 said:

@sarenu1‌ so I gotta know. Did you buy the pants?! They are adorable, and if she's likes the others she has and will wear them I say get them!

Not yet.

I'm working on it now.  I'm trying to decide on which colors to get and some long sleeved shirts.

And as a side note, I totally came to work with my shirt inside out and didn't notice until I was at my cube.

sarenu1

You're kid can now ride a moose....

https://kids.woot.com/offers/moose-rocker-5?ref=cnt_wp_5_26

CLLDLL

unaveragejane said:

I giggle every time I see the Monday Morning Coffee thread bc a local radio (to be kid-safe?) uses "having coffee" as a euphemism. I'm so glad you all have such healthy coffee lives!

That is awesome. Ours uses " going to the park". I have to stop and think about what he means every time DH asks if I want to take the kids to the park.

unaveragejane

CLLDLL said:

unaveragejane said:

I giggle every time I see the Monday Morning Coffee thread bc a local radio (to be kid-safe?) uses "having coffee" as a euphemism. I'm so glad you all have such healthy coffee lives!

That is awesome. Ours uses " going to the park". I have to stop and think about what he means every time DH asks if I want to take the kids to the park.

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Playing on the swings now has so much meaning!!

stoneycakes

unaveragejane said:

I giggle every time I see the Monday Morning Coffee thread bc a local radio (to be kid-safe?) uses "having coffee" as a euphemism. I'm so glad you all have such healthy coffee lives!

That is awesome. Ours uses " going to the park". I have to stop and think about what he means every time DH asks if I want to take the kids to the park.

-- Playing on the swings now has so much meaning!!

So does "How do you take your coffee?"

sarenu1

stoneycakes said:

unaveragejane said:

CLLDLL said:

unaveragejane said:

I giggle every time I see the Monday Morning Coffee thread bc a local radio (to be kid-safe?) uses "having coffee" as a euphemism. I'm so glad you all have such healthy coffee lives!

That is awesome. Ours uses " going to the park". I have to stop and think about what he means every time DH asks if I want to take the kids to the park.

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Playing on the swings now has so much meaning!!

So does "How do you take your coffee?"

This brings new meaning to MK's thread about making coffee. :-S

unaveragejane

Chickypoo2468 said:

Dh says get sexified. Which makes me want to run in the opposite direction.

Yeah, MH is real sophisticated. He just asks if I want to get naked. Or at least he used to.

Mandmeesh

OMG. If mh ever farted in front of me I would die

TJ1979

Mandmeesh said:

OMG. If mh ever farted in front of me I would die

MH farted in front of me on our third date.  I cannot imagine your life.

km_md

Mandmeesh said:

OMG. If mh ever farted in front of me I would die

You would be long gone in my house meesh! Between MH and the dog... wow... lol

bumpuser9353653

Mapleme said:

Mandmeesh said:

OMG. If mh ever farted in front of me I would die

Holy moly, there is no hiding of farts in this house. I gave up all effort on my part while pregnant.

Yeah, this. Although I might still blame some on the baby or the dog if I think I can get away with it.

unaveragejane

Forget helium and rubidium. I hope the next element discovered is named randomonium!

Mandmeesh

I'm not naive enough to think it doesn't happen. But bodily functions are not sexy and therefore not broadcast

abby8279

nanaosaki06 said:

Mandmeesh said:

rugbymama said:

Elsa killed Olaf!!! (

I know Elsa is your pup, but who is/was Olaf?

We had a toy Olaf. She chewed his head off.

LLOL nana. We don't get too attached to stuffed animals in our house-our bulldog kills them too

It wasn't even a stuffed animal. It was a little figurine from one of the toys Rosie got. Elsa has been finding all of those little figurines and chewing them up. The other day she chewed off Anna's legs. We've talked to Rosie about keeping them off the florr, but she keeps forgetting.

When our dog was a puppy she chewed on important things like computer cords and furniture!  But she never touched a toy.  Little shit.  Good thing she is cute.

abby8279

stringy813 said:

That bitch Abby never sends me stuff.

Whaaaa?  This is like that post from that random person w/ the username stringysgurl.  No association.  Ha!

TJ1979

abby8279 said:

stringy813 said:

That bitch Abby never sends me stuff.

Whaaaa?  This is like that post from that random person w/ the username stringysgurl.  No association.  Ha!

To be fair, you never DO send her stuff, so....

stoneycakes

Mandmeesh said:

I'm not naive enough to think it doesn't happen. But bodily functions are not sexy and therefore not broadcast

Meesh, what do you guys do when you have to fart?  Do you leave the room, fart somewhere else and then come back like nothing happened?

stoneycakes

There is so much wood in my house, that whenever we talk about redecorating the conversation is rife with innuendo.  DS will probably be able to tell TWSS jokes by the time he's three.

unaveragejane

@mandmeesh - You are not alone! DH and I don't pass gas in front of each other unless by accident. If he is feeling particularly flatulent, he will go hang out in the den until he is feeling better.

His grandfather, on the other hand, will pass gas in front of anyone and everyone. However, you do not DARE laugh when Papaw passes gas. It would be undignified to snicker at such a natural bodily function, right? DH says when he was a kid, Papaw would tell him and his cousins, "A man is judged by what he laughs at," which I'm sure made them laugh all the harder once Papaw left the room. It is now a big inside joke with all the cousins. I didn't get it until we were at a wake and Papaw let one go right as he was walking past a cousin's wife and me. As soon as she and I made eye contact, we were done for!

TJ1979

MK that had me LLOLing at work.  I needed that today.

unaveragejane

N tooted the other day and said I did it. The funny part is that my mom believed him!!

Into+the+Kitty

Ughhhhhhhh. A just peed all over my recliner.

Mandmeesh

Into+the+Kitty said:

Ughhhhhhhh. A just peed all over my recliner.

Mandmeesh

stringy813 said:

Meesh I cannot imagine not being allowed to fart in my own house. Or around my spouse. Nothing hidden here. And Abby that wasn't aimed at you. See sak's earlier post. But you can send me stuff :-)

it has nothing to do with "not being allowed" it's just rude and gross. lol

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YellowLily2013

Mandmeesh said:

stringy813 said:

Meesh I cannot imagine not being allowed to fart in my own house. Or around my spouse. Nothing hidden here.

And Abby that wasn't aimed at you. See sak's earlier post. But you can send me stuff :-)

it has nothing to do with "not being allowed" it's just rude and gross. lol

Does your H believe the same thing? Or is it a quirk of yours he just puts up with??

- I dated a guy who was oftended by farts, we had to break up. Lol. Sorry if I'm comfy watching a movie and I know it's a small silent one. There's no effing way I'm getting up. Sorry, no way no how.

- One friend confided in me that she and her husband had never farted infront of each other. BAM! Divorced within a year. Not hard science at all, but I think being comfortable, even in non glamorous moments says something about marriage.

mrshudson618

Mandmeesh said:

OMG. If mh ever farted in front of me I would die

I was assuming this was sarcasm but apparently I was wrong.

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stoneycakes

theultimatesak said:

So my very allergic child was accidentally given an m&m by his teacher today and had an allergic reaction. He was sent to te nurse, given meds, and observed for awhile and no one from the school called to tell me. No call. No text. No note. Nothing. I heard about it from my 5 year old. Livid.

WTF?!?!?

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stoneycakes

theultimatesak said:

Right?! In all fairness, his teacher just called to apologize that she had done that, but she had no idea the nurse hadn't contacted me. I feel like if a kid is in your office having an allergic reaction and being given meds you should call the parent and give them a heads up immediately.

I'm actually shocked they can administer meds without your permission.  We couldn't even take a Tylenol in school without parental permission.  Do you have some kind of written consent form already because of his allergies?

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Mandmeesh

YellowLily2013 said:

Mandmeesh said:

stringy813 said:

Meesh I cannot imagine not being allowed to fart in my own house. Or around my spouse. Nothing hidden here.

And Abby that wasn't aimed at you. See sak's earlier post. But you can send me stuff :-)

it has nothing to do with "not being allowed" it's just rude and gross. lol

Does your H believe the same thing? Or is it a quirk of yours he just puts up with??

- I dated a guy who was oftended by farts, we had to break up. Lol. Sorry if I'm comfy watching a movie and I know it's a small silent one. There's no effing way I'm getting up. Sorry, no way no how.

- One friend confided in me that she and her husband had never farted infront of each other. BAM! Divorced within a year. Not hard science at all, but I think being comfortable, even in non glamorous moments says something about marriage.



My gut reaction to this pisses me off. But I can't pinpoint why

I've known mh for...24 years. If being courteous is endangering our marriage, then I'm SOoL

There's a difference between "being comfortable" and being gross. Some people being comfortable with their SO means they gain 100lbs too.

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TJ1979

Oh my goodness sak, I would be too. That's awful. It shouldn't have happened in the first place, but you should have been called IMMEDIATELY! I guess the appropriate people need another lesson.

unaveragejane

Oh my gosh, SAK! I'm glad that your LO is okay! I'm shocked that it's not school policy to call in that kind if case, though. That's ridiculous. I'd definitely get but written into his medical plan!

usernewname

That would warrant an immediate phone call IMO. Plus a good apology for giving the child the M&M. My conscience would be enough to phone a parent.

Its awful how you have to spell it out for everyone ... a phone call is a given. Like does someone really have to write that?!