The motherthread of hormonal bitching!!

agsgrrl

Ok for the sake of the board, let's condense the "Am I hormonal?" threads into one big one! We are all having or are going to have a few of these situations over the next few months! Let em rip here!

argyledogs

Nearly killed my beloved boyfriend last night when I walked into the bedroom to go to sleep and every single pair of shorts he owned was somewhere on the floor. All clean. He couldn't decide which pair to wear earlier in the day... 

CandEChicago

agsgrrl said:

Ok for the sake of the board, let's condense the "Am I hormonal?" threads into one big one! We are all having or are going to have a few of these situations over the next few months! Let em rip here!

But I don't want to.

agsgrrl

CandEChicago said:

agsgrrl said:

Ok for the sake of the board, let's condense the "Am I hormonal?" threads into one big one! We are all having or are going to have a few of these situations over the next few months! Let em rip here!

But I don't want to.

( Wait that reaction might have been hormonal!

CandEChicago

agsgrrl said:

CandEChicago said:

agsgrrl said:

Ok for the sake of the board, let's condense the "Am I hormonal?" threads into one big one! We are all having or are going to have a few of these situations over the next few months! Let em rip here!

But I don't want to.

( Wait that reaction might have been hormonal!

CandaceC1020

argyledogs said:

Nearly killed my beloved boyfriend last night when I walked into the bedroom to go to sleep and every single pair of shorts he owned was somewhere on the floor. All clean. He couldn't decide which pair to wear earlier in the day... 

I mean this in a joking way ... but is he a girl?  This sounds like something a girl would do! 

abcmom12

I almost poisoned DH last night when he bitched I hadn't made his salads or burgers for the week to take to work.  Um, this is your chore not mine.  I'm not eating it and you've always done it.  Ended up making his damn salads cause they take 5mins tops to make 6 and thankfully he said "sorry, thanks babe. I love you" else some detergent might've ended up with the dressing

twoandthrough

I just went grocery shopping and was so looking forward to getting some Oreos, just plain ole Oreos, because I had been craving them.  Well, they had every kind of Oreo except the regular ones.  Double Stuf, golden, head or tails, berry, birthday cake.  I JUST WANT PLAIN!!!! ( So I ended up getting the chocolate creme ones to tide me over until I have enough energy to go to another store.

Shortstack06

My MIL has been texting me about who got invited to the baby shower, invites went out last week. I am not the host, if they didn't get one by now, they probably weren't invited. Why weren't they invited because I limited each side of the family to 30 people so I could invite 10 friends/co-workers.

Then my mom keeps asking "Did you register for this? Well so and so bought it for you but didn't know if you registered for it" My aunt said I didn't give a shit about your registry at Target, I went on Amazon and just started buying stuff. Great, fantastic, I hope nothing ever needs returned after this baby shower. My over dramatic comment- I want to say I am sick so I can miss it all and my mom opens gifts. Totally ungrateful but I am frustrated and annoyed with anything baby shower related today.

Mousy345

I almost sent a venting email to husband at work this morning because the cat peed on the floor beside her boxes again because they were not clean enough to her standards. She has always been like this, so it is not a sign of bladder/kidney/liver problem. She is just so fussy! But gah!!! I'm so sick of this! (

CandEChicago

MissChristineMarie said:

I bitched and did my "am I overreacting?" bit on another thread (This Board Needs), but but but...

Today I went to a baby wearing event expecting there to be a lot of mommies with outside babies, but also some who were pregnant. NOPE. I was the only preggers and I felt so outcasted in the beginning. I just sat there, off to the side, looking like a fool. No one said hi or introduced themselves. I tried to engage in convo. I *almost* left, but I came there for a reason -- to see all the different wraps, slings, and carriers. So, I just watched as many mamas tried on them with their babies and was pretty silent.

Then finally, a gal asked if I wanted to hold her baby while she put on a ring sling... I totally went for it and embraced that lovely baby smell. She asked if I had a baby and I said I was pregnant, then a bunch of ladies flocked around me giving me their input on carriers. It took a good hour and half, but people finally noticed me! 

But, not gonna lie... I was POed in the beginning thinking they all were big bishes who just didn't like newbs. I kept thinking about going home and how I was going to unjoin the group and talk smack about them, but it all turned out okay in the end. So, I think they are alright... for now!

@MissChristineMarie‌ - This is why I am reluctant to go to any mommy & me things right now. I am afraid they might think I am some weird baby snatcher....
Maybe now that I am starting to show I will feel less worried.

agsgrrl

Mousy345 said:

I almost sent a venting email to husband at work this morning because the cat peed on the floor beside her boxes again because they were not clean enough to her standards. She has always been like this, so it is not a sign of bladder/kidney/liver problem. She is just so fussy! But gah!!! I'm so sick of this! (

My cat at my parent's twice knocked the lid off of the kitty litter tub and shit in it when things weren't to her standards. Sometimes they're just picky jerks like that

twoandthrough

MissChristineMarie said:

twoandthrough said:

I just went grocery shopping and was so looking forward to getting some Oreos, just plain ole Oreos, because I had been craving them.  Well, they had every kind of Oreo except the regular ones.  Double Stuf, golden, head or tails, berry, birthday cake.  I JUST WANT PLAIN!!!! ( So I ended up getting the chocolate creme ones to tide me over until I have enough energy to go to another store.

BUT, did they have the all new cookie dough oreos?

I don't remember seeing those but I'm not usually a fan of cookie dough flavored things.  

Annya26

My amazing SO told me I could sleep in yesterday and he would get the kids up and take them for a walk so it would be quiet. They got up an hour earlier than normal and my 2 year old had a massive meltdown for close to an hour... He was trying, I know he was but I ended up not getting any sleep at all because the kids were crazy and he couldn't get them quiet or moving to get out of the house.

I snapped at him when he came in the room and then as soon as he left I bawled because I am scared to have 4 kids (only had one at the beginning of the year) and then I cried even more because I realized he took the kids out while I was getting ready and I didn't get to say goodbye to my son before he took them. (I've never left him without getting my hug and kiss, never). I drove to the park to say bye before work but couldn't even talk to SO because I knew I would start up crying again.

Normally I never cry about anything, super level - hormones suck.

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JRod13

So H just came up and took my granola bar (the sweet and salty kind) out of my hand and took a bite of it....then handed it back like nothing happened. I think I blacked out for a second. Why the fuck would you literally take food out of a pregnant woman's hand? He's lost his damn mind.

agsgrrl

Slaps said:

I just got pissed off bc the toilet seat was left up. Like genuinely angry. I mean seriously I have 2 little girls who will fall in if they don't look. I'm still annoyed hahaha

I would be pissed, I never look and have fallen in many times! He now knows it's not worth the ear bashing he gets and double checks before he leaves the bath room.

what the hell? I think mine would rather hear my bitching, is it that hard to put the damn thing down? I hope having a daughter will open his eyes up a little on that one. Actually I hope having a daughter will open his eyes on a lot of things...

momtoE25

MIL came to visit this weekend. All she could say was how biiiiig I had gotten and how she had seen her niece who is due the same day as me and is all belly. The way she explained her shape to me was "she looks like she has a volleyball under her shirt, she doesn't have allll this" as she motioned her hands around my hip and ass area. I've come to realize that my MiL doesn't have a filter but it took everything that I had not to go off on her. Things like that usually don't hurt my feelings but every time I see her conversations like this happen and I'm way to non confrontational to say anything to her.

JaymeeLH

Tonight on my way home H called to say his friend invited us to go out on the jetskies, only that meant that I wouldn't have time to cook dinner like I had planned and we're trying to cut back on eating out. I got really mad at him and then went off about how I can't go out on them anyway because of all the bumping around, not to mention no life jacket is going to safely fit around my belly. His only response was a smart ass remark about me being allowed to ride my quad but I couldn't do this... Yes, I can putt up and down the road around our cabin, andplusalso my quad has independent suspension so it's the same as riding in a car as long as I'm not trail riding. In retrospect there was no need to get so frustrated, but such is pregnancy

Katiegmiami

MissChristineMarie said:

twoandthrough said:

I just went grocery shopping and was so looking forward to getting some Oreos, just plain ole Oreos, because I had been craving them.  Well, they had every kind of Oreo except the regular ones.  Double Stuf, golden, head or tails, berry, birthday cake.  I JUST WANT PLAIN!!!! ( So I ended up getting the chocolate creme ones to tide me over until I have enough energy to go to another store.

BUT, did they have the all new cookie dough oreos?

Yesssssssssss!!!!!!!
I'm officially OBSESSED with the new cookie dough Oreos! I feel like this "limited edition" =limited time only! I cannot get enough!!!!

agsgrrl

Thanks to you people I had to get cookie dough ice cream!

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bunbun21

My fiancé's crazy sister in law gave all of her baby clothes to his ex girlfriend (they broke up 3 years ago) instead of me in the same week that she decided she "wants us to get along". It's taking everything I have to not go off on her.

leoandethansmom

JRod13 said:

So H just came up and took my granola bar (the sweet and salty kind) out of my hand and took a bite of it....then handed it back like nothing happened. I think I blacked out for a second. Why the fuck would you literally take food out of a pregnant woman's hand? He's lost his damn mind.

I seriously do not understand this. I keep snacks at my desk because, let's be honest, I eat all the time, and 3 male coworkers have walked up and just helped themselves on several different occasions, my boss included. I finally snapped at him and said wow you have some balls to take food from a pregnant woman without asking, I guess you don't mind doing incident reports for interoffice violence, do you? No food has been taken since. I mean really, how fucking stupid are you?

agsgrrl

Jezebel3745 said:

I think I just ate my last bowl of ice cream for this pregnancy. (It was Turkey Hill Forbidden Chocolate and it was pretty damned delicious.) I have my 3hour GTT on Thursday morning so I won't be gobbling sugar before bed tomorrow in case it would skew the results somehow... But I'm not hopeful and I am sad thinking about all the carbs I'll miss for the next 3 months. :-S

Ehhh I thought that after I failed my one hour and ended up passing the 3 hour!

agsgrrl

Jezebel3745 said:

agsgrrl said:

Jezebel3745 said:

I think I just ate my last bowl of ice cream for this pregnancy. (It was Turkey Hill Forbidden Chocolate and it was pretty damned delicious.) I have my 3hour GTT on Thursday morning so I won't be gobbling sugar before bed tomorrow in case it would skew the results somehow... But I'm not hopeful and I am sad thinking about all the carbs I'll miss for the next 3 months. :-S

Ehhh I thought that after I failed my one hour and ended up passing the 3 hour!

sadly I have a history... GD/Borderline GD with my two DD's and PCOS 'insulin resistance' since before that... I've been told I'm borderline type2 on and off for years. *sigh* I should just stick to atkins for the rest of my life.

Ah, dang it. Well sounds like you chose a good one to end the relationship on

feeshah

jessblair101 said:

I love the one big rant thread idea

That being said my rant for the day! I went to walmart today and parked in expectant mother parking/ parents with small children parking normally I don't park in these spaces if I'm feeling good! Well today I was uncomfortable and irritable so I figured why not went into the store and came out to a woman standing beside my car with her 3 children in a cart! So I just politely walked up and asked if there was a problem or if they realized they were at the wrong car..... Well did I get an earful u got told that being a fat lazy b*tch didn't give me the right to park in the pink spots i informed that in fact I have every damn right to park there because this fat lazy b*tch is 25 weeks pregnant! Well she didn't care she just kept screaming and screaming and screaming at me and made a huge flipping scene about how she had to walk from the back of the lot because i decided my fat ass needed to park in spots designated for people with children needless to say I just yelled back at her wich got me now where eventually security was called because this psychopath wouldn't let me get in my car ugh why are people so stupid! It was funny to see her and her children being escorted back to there vehicle that happens to only be about. 5 spots down from where I was but seriously all that over a parking spot is it time for bed yet

designchica

My belly has had a big growth spurt this past week and today at work a stranger said to me, "oh, wow. you are about to give birth to a baby any day now!" and I said, 'Um, actually, I'm not due until end of December" and she says, "Oh, twins!!" and I said, "No. Just one"  so then she says, "Oh, well at least you don't look fat from behind".    WTF?!!

perfectlove09

Regarding the toilet set being left up...try this;
Tell DH/SO that it has NOTHING to do with you falling in the toilet. It has NOTHING to do with you having to put the seat down to sit. In what ever fashion you need to tell him, tell him that you think it's pretty disgusting to have the LID of the toilet seat up at all. That there are a ton of nasty germs and it's not clean and that when the toilet is flushed with the lid open many germs are able to get out of the bowl and onto floors, toilet paper, sinks and his tooth brush.

You think I'm kidding? Try it. DH and I argued about the damn toilet seat for YEARS. Once I realized that it was because of his father saying "Why should I have to put the seat down for you to sit but you don't have to put the seat up for me to pee" to his mother I realized that it was a "it's not fair" thing. So I told him that the LID of the seat needs down. And both of us are now required to lift the damn thing up to do our business and that it has nothing to do with who it's most convenient for but rather the gross factor. :-) It's incredibly rare that I ever find the seat up and we had that discussion years ago.

perfectlove09

Oh, and my hormonal bitch? I've wanted to post this for several days/weeks but just haven't had the energy.
My friend is pg with #2, #1 is 2 1/2 yrs old. I'm afraid to go into a lot of details but basically she insisted on having another shower bc #2 is a different sex than #1. We talked back and forth about it and I tried tactfully to tell her how tacky it is but she didn't care. Couple weeks later she said she registered. I asked for what and she said "just a few replacement items". I found said registry. I'd SO love to post it here but that would be so risky lol. I can tell you there is a ton of shit that is NOT replacement and should NOT be on a second baby shower registry (as if there should be anything on there).
Do you want to know what the hormonal crazy pregnant me is now pissed about!?!?! I texted her sister to feel her out about my friend obviously wanting one and asked if she had planned on anything, she told me she was feeling out her mom to see and I told her I'd help out. (bc she is my best friend and I love throwing parties...even though I was/am totally against it, like I said crazy). So I hear NOTHING back and friend texts me this weekend telling me "save the date_______ for my baby shower!" invites have already gone out, her sister never once talked to me about anything and now I'm annoyed that I got left out of the thing I was against anyway. I'm fucking out of my mind lol. DH just shakes his head at me when I bring it up bc really it's stupid.

Maere

I went to the store and saw grapes and instantly had to have some to eat. I went to go look and ALL THE BAGS WERE OPEN and looking like they were touched by people (some with missing grapes/looking like they've been pulled apart). I FREAKED OUT loudly.... left the store and went to another one. Just for some grapes.

Woooow.

Cryssteen

All I do is yell at customer service and sales associates lately.  I'm such a bitch.  I cry too.  Like, when Target didn't have the glider I wanted... I cried.  Seriously?  

krystrist2014

jessblair101 said:

I love the one big rant thread idea That being said my rant for the day! I went to walmart today and parked in expectant mother parking/ parents with small children parking normally I don't park in these spaces if I'm feeling good! Well today I was uncomfortable and irritable so I figured why not went into the store and came out to a woman standing beside my car with her 3 children in a cart! So I just politely walked up and asked if there was a problem or if they realized they were at the wrong car..... Well did I get an earful u got told that being a fat lazy b*tch didn't give me the right to park in the pink spots i informed that in fact I have every damn right to park there because this fat lazy b*tch is 25 weeks pregnant! Well she didn't care she just kept screaming and screaming and screaming at me and made a huge flipping scene about how she had to walk from the back of the lot because i decided my fat ass needed to park in spots designated for people with children needless to say I just yelled back at her wich got me now where eventually security was called because this psychopath wouldn't let me get in my car ugh why are people so stupid! It was funny to see her and her children being escorted back to there vehicle that happens to only be about. 5 spots down from where I was but seriously all that over a parking spot is it time for bed yet

OMG, I think I woulda slapped the bitch! Good for you for keeping your cool so that she is the one who had to be escorted away by security!

krystrist2014

leosmom25 said:

So H just came up and took my granola bar (the sweet and salty kind) out of my hand and took a bite of it....then handed it back like nothing happened. I think I blacked out for a second. Why the fuck would you literally take food out of a pregnant woman's hand? He's lost his damn mind.

I seriously do not understand this. I keep snacks at my desk because, let's be honest, I eat all the time, and 3 male coworkers have walked up and just helped themselves on several different occasions, my boss included. I finally snapped at him and said wow you have some balls to take food from a pregnant woman without asking, I guess you don't mind doing incident reports for interoffice violence, do you? No food has been taken since. I mean really, how fucking stupid are you?

WTF? Taking someone's snacks right from their private stash in their desk is rude regardless of whether you are pregnant or not! But kudos on the comment you made! lol. That was good... and clearly effective!

Cryssteen

jessblair101 said:

I love the one big rant thread idea That being said my rant for the day! I went to walmart today and parked in expectant mother parking/ parents with small children parking normally I don't park in these spaces if I'm feeling good! Well today I was uncomfortable and irritable so I figured why not went into the store and came out to a woman standing beside my car with her 3 children in a cart! So I just politely walked up and asked if there was a problem or if they realized they were at the wrong car..... Well did I get an earful u got told that being a fat lazy b*tch didn't give me the right to park in the pink spots i informed that in fact I have every damn right to park there because this fat lazy b*tch is 25 weeks pregnant! Well she didn't care she just kept screaming and screaming and screaming at me and made a huge flipping scene about how she had to walk from the back of the lot because i decided my fat ass needed to park in spots designated for people with children needless to say I just yelled back at her wich got me now where eventually security was called because this psychopath wouldn't let me get in my car ugh why are people so stupid! It was funny to see her and her children being escorted back to there vehicle that happens to only be about. 5 spots down from where I was but seriously all that over a parking spot is it time for bed yet

This kinda shit only happens at walmart.

agsgrrl

leosmom25 said:

JRod13 said:

So H just came up and took my granola bar (the sweet and salty kind) out of my hand and took a bite of it....then handed it back like nothing happened. I think I blacked out for a second. Why the fuck would you literally take food out of a pregnant woman's hand? He's lost his damn mind.

I seriously do not understand this. I keep snacks at my desk because, let's be honest, I eat all the time, and 3 male coworkers have walked up and just helped themselves on several different occasions, my boss included. I finally snapped at him and said wow you have some balls to take food from a pregnant woman without asking, I guess you don't mind doing incident reports for interoffice violence, do you? No food has been taken since. I mean really, how fucking stupid are you?

This is where working with women (all of whom are mothers!) comes in handy. We have a specific place for food we are sharing and another for food we are not! I tell every newb on my list of important info 1. Food on the big back table is fair game. 2. Bathroom walls are paper thin so turn on a hooded hair dryer if you're gunna blow it up.

nopegoat

H is OOT and won't give me a definite answer as to when he will be home. Dude. I just want to know when the heck I need to get the house clean and if I need to make a decent dinner or not.

I give my boys different options for their lunch. I do it because I am lazy and don't want to actually cook. No matter what they choose they always seem to biitch about it and want whatever I have. Today I was just so over it that a grabbed a bagel and tomato. These little turds begged for my tomato. I had visions of throwing it at their head. I just want to eat my own lunch.

It is thundering. My boys are being turds because they can't go outside and I have tripped over one of our stupid dogs at least 5 times because he won't leave me alone.

Bedtime can't come soon enough today.

MauraLou25

I got the ok to try for baby #2 when DS was 4 mos and got pregnant a month later. Though my old OB gave the ok, it's clear from how my body is handling this pregnancy that it really isn't ready. (LO is healthy though!)

Today, I got the "Bish, you better not get pregnant again any time soon" talk from my MW. The way this pregnancy has been going, DH and I already talked about this being our last babe. But I didn't think I'd be talking about permanent birth control before LO is even born!!

agsgrrl

Siiiiigh, I walked into a shitstorm today. I can't wait for maternity leave! Nothing more fun than being the buffer between two fighting coworkers who are twice your age! This shit has been going on waaayyy too long!

agsgrrl

This is about it at work. Shithawks!

argyledogs

MauraLou25 said:

I got the ok to try for baby #2 when DS was 4 mos and got pregnant a month later. Though my old OB gave the ok, it's clear from how my body is handling this pregnancy that it really isn't ready. (LO is healthy though!)

Today, I got the "Bish, you better not get pregnant again any time soon" talk from my MW. The way this pregnancy has been going, DH and I already talked about this being our last babe. But I didn't think I'd be talking about permanent birth control before LO is even born!!

I'm surprised they gave you the go ahead for that! I always heard 6 months because of body complications. Hope it starts going better!