FFFC

Flutterby00

My LO is sicky mcsickerton so I'm up and, for the first time ever, gonna start this ribbon. Let's hear them!

Flutterby00

I have plans this coming weekend to meet up with two friends who I've fallen out of contact with, but who have also had little baby boys in the past 5 months. I genuinely want to see one of the ladies, but the other one I had a huge falling out with a few years back bc she seriously insulted my dh and offended me and chose to not be friends. The gal I want to see doesn't know about this falling out, and originally I was just going to suck it up and go, but now that it is coming up I'm leaning towards coming up with an excuse to bail and then just reschedule with the one I do want to see. This stomach bug my LO has might just linger a bit longer than 24hrs!

WhenInRome11

I'm going to my new parents group this morning and then some of us are heading to the museum of fine arts. We're going to picnic and then walk around the Museum.

One of the women going drives me insane. She insists that everything that worked for her will work for everyone's baby. I think she has scared some hesitant new parents away from the group because of her way of speaking. Jeeze, not everyone needs a rock n play and to see her specific lactation consultant. Parents are not going to harm their babies if they need to supplement with formula because of breastfeeding troubles.

Sorry this is long but I want to punch her.

txmom13

WhenInRome11 said:

I'm going to my new parents group this morning and then some of us are heading to the museum of fine arts. We're going to picnic and then walk around the Museum.

One of the women going drives me insane. She insists that everything that worked for her will work for everyone's baby. I think she has scared some hesitant new parents away from the group because of her way of speaking. Jeeze, not everyone needs a rock n play and to see her specific lactation consultant. Parents are not going to harm their babies if they need to supplement with formula because of breastfeeding troubles.

Sorry this is long but I want to punch her.

Sounds like someone on this board. Maybe she does really exist and does really have kids.

Eta- I hope you have fun anyway and the group is large enough for you to distance yourself.

huntjul

After arriving at work today I realized the skirt I am wearing has 2 stains and the shirt has 3 small holes.  So much for wearing something cute. 

deedee1017

tyrannosaurusbeck said:

Sometimes I write out a response on here and then delete it before hitting post reply because I just needed to get it out in words to make myself feel better. I was feeling pretty ragey this week by people who treat me like crap and I hate feeling like this.

#ijustdidthatnow

#scaredofbeingtrackeddow

I do this too!

taylormarie923

I found a house I love on Zillow and went for a drive to look at it yesterday. It is a lot more than what we were thinking of spending, oh and not on the coast where DH has been wanting to move. I am doing my best to convince DH to stay because I love our town and want to raise our kid(s) here. My friend is a realtor and I am thinking of asking her to get us in to look at the house.

Second confession, my sister is in labor and I am having major feels thinking back to that nervous excitement I felt in those last few weeks of pregnancy. I want another baby right meow and DH is like Louis CK Nope!

deedee1017

Mine is kind of embarrassing. Last night I decided to have some popcorn as a healthy snack. I started to choke on a kernel shell. I coughed and it came loose but now the kernel shell is stuck in my tonsil! It's so uncomfortable! I drank m!y weight in water, tried eating toast to get it loose, gargled, but nothing has helped! When I googled it (apparently this isn't too uncommon) it says if you can't get it out call your doctor. I'll be so embarrassed!

DanceM

I am tired and stabby today.  I hope my co-workers stay away from me because I have serious anger. I am swamped and just don't feel like being here. 

FFFC:  Sometimes being the breadwinner sucks balls.

jennlin

For the first time ever I "hid" a purchase from my h. It was 5 cheap ($1/ea) bottles of nail polish. I don't want him to know bc I recently told him I didn't want cheap polish anymore, and wanted the fancy $12/bottle stuff I recently tried. I gave away about 100 old bottles to start fresh.. But the colors were so pretty I couldn't help myself.

PinkDahLia44

txmom13 said:

WhenInRome11 said:

I'm going to my new parents group this morning and then some of us are heading to the museum of fine arts. We're going to picnic and then walk around the Museum.

One of the women going drives me insane. She insists that everything that worked for her will work for everyone's baby. I think she has scared some hesitant new parents away from the group because of her way of speaking. Jeeze, not everyone needs a rock n play and to see her specific lactation consultant. Parents are not going to harm their babies if they need to supplement with formula because of breastfeeding troubles.

Sorry this is long but I want to punch her.

Sounds like someone on this board. Maybe she does really exist and does really have kids.

Eta- I hope you have fun anyway and the group is large enough for you to distance yourself.

On the baby names board, this person posted that she has a Lorelai (sp?) and a Grace. I thought it was interesting that she never bothered to tell us her kids names but was willing to post it there.

Is it a FFFC that I frequent the baby names board?

#alwayslookingforideas
#babyfever

hlb622

DanceM said:

I am tired and stabby today.  I hope my co-workers stay away from me because I have serious anger. I am swamped and just don't feel like being here. 

FFFC:  Sometimes being the breadwinner sucks balls.

Yes, yes it does. Big, donkey balls.

dovetail223

I am completely swamped at work and instead of getting into the office to get some stuff done before my 3 meetings today, I'm sitting in the driveway at one of our job sites catching up on what I missed on the bump this week.

Phalaenopsis

I neglect my gums on the regular.
I have a dentist appt in 2 weeks so I started flossing more yesterday. You know, so I can fool them.

txmom13

I have PCOS and only had periods 3-4 times a year for 20 years. Now that I've had dd (and tubal ligation), I have a period every 4th Friday. At least it only last a couple of days instead of 7-9.

trackgirlparis

PinkDahLia44 said:

txmom13 said:

WhenInRome11 said:

I'm going to my new parents group this morning and then some of us are heading to the museum of fine arts. We're going to picnic and then walk around the Museum.

One of the women going drives me insane. She insists that everything that worked for her will work for everyone's baby. I think she has scared some hesitant new parents away from the group because of her way of speaking. Jeeze, not everyone needs a rock n play and to see her specific lactation consultant. Parents are not going to harm their babies if they need to supplement with formula because of breastfeeding troubles.

Sorry this is long but I want to punch her.

Sounds like someone on this board. Maybe she does really exist and does really have kids.

Eta- I hope you have fun anyway and the group is large enough for you to distance yourself.

On the baby names board, this person posted that she has a Lorelai (sp?) and a Grace. I thought it was interesting that she never bothered to tell us her kids names but was willing to post it there.

Is it a FFFC that I frequent the baby names board?

#alwayslookingforideas
#babyfever

I frequent that board, too.

#yourenotalone

carawasa

I spent 10$ on mousse today.

carawasa

carriet2018 said:

my boobs have been looking pret-ty good the past few weeks if i dont say so myself.

how'd that happen? tell us your secret #iwantprettyboobstoo

carawasa

@ElleStaxx‌ I've missed you.

carawasa

I plan to be drunk by noon.

...but that's ok cause I'll be president someday.

jnsmith85

LO always wants to eat my cell phone, and he is pretty sneaky about it. I found an old iphone in my closet and so he is now the proud owner of it. It still holds a charge and plays music so he loves it!

SHAWNACPA

I am swamped at work and I need to work all weekend. But I am already coming up with excuses not to (I can work from home on the weekends). Me and one other person (that lives in another state and always works from home) have always been the top two producers for the company. But, now that I have the baby, I just want to half ass it like everyone else here... I think that the bosses are getting tired of me just doing the minimum...

 #prioritieshavechanged

#Ishouldnthavegiventhem8yearsof110%

hartsl01

I'm really sad I can't think of a juicy confession.

taylormarie923

I've been reading LO orange is the new black.

Weljadraak

taylormarie923 said:

I've been reading LO orange is the new black.

I've read some of Game of Thrones to mine.

ajjf1026

After DH & I (hopefully) have baby #2, I'm contemplating breast implants. My boobs are so blah & saggy from breast feeding, whereas before they were at least a little perky. I'm only a B cup as it is, so I just want to go to a C cup and that should be good. Now whether or not I will actually do it, is a different story, but it's sounding pretty good right now.

Phalaenopsis

This isn't as much of a confession as it is a funny. My husband is writing a short article for a local women's magazine. He sent me the article so that I can edit it and the subject line of the email was "proof read". 

hartsl01

afolske106 said:

After DH & I (hopefully) have baby #2, I'm contemplating breast implants. My boobs are so blah & saggy from breast feeding, whereas before they were at least a little perky. I'm only a B cup as it is, so I just want to go to a C cup and that should be good. Now whether or not I will actually do it, is a different story, but it's sounding pretty good right now.

I am TOTALLY doing something after we're done having kids! I'm currently a G cup but was a DD before DS.. I'm hoping they go back to that size, but they are in desperate need of a lift! I made DH pinky promise me the other night that I could do it.

#pinkypromisebecausewere12

#itstotallylegit

hlb622

carriet2018 said:

carawasa said:

my boobs have been looking pret-ty good the past few weeks if i dont say so myself.

how'd that happen? tell us your secret #iwantprettyboobstoo

i have LITrally no idea. i assume from my FP (fucking period) trying to rip my uterus out my body felt bad for me and gave me nicer boobs.

Totally logical. 

jennlin

@aragosta i would not put up with that woman!! WTAF?!?!! I'M SO ANGRY! DEFINITELY LET HER SLEEP THROUGH......

hlb622

hartsl01 said:

afolske106 said:

After DH & I (hopefully) have baby #2, I'm contemplating breast implants. My boobs are so blah & saggy from breast feeding, whereas before they were at least a little perky. I'm only a B cup as it is, so I just want to go to a C cup and that should be good. Now whether or not I will actually do it, is a different story, but it's sounding pretty good right now.

I am TOTALLY doing something after we're done having kids! I'm currently a G cup but was a DD before DS.. I'm hoping they go back to that size, but they are in desperate need of a lift! I made DH pinky promise me the other night that I could do it.

#pinkypromisebecausewere12

#itstotallylegit

I hear the pinky promise totes holds up in court.

carawasa

aragosta said:

I work with this HORRIBLE woman. She has said some terrible things about Lucas, the most recent of which was asking me if when Will was born if I would "get over that". But I digress.

We are on this work conference together and all week it has started at 1015. Except today it starts at 830. I'm like 99% sure she doesn't realize it. I fully intend to let her sleep right through it.

#passiveagressive
#imbadatconfrontation

please do that. then put laxatives in her coffee or something...because she needs it. stupid whore

TREDgirl

Emilyusc211 said:

I don't know any nursery rhymes or songs so I've only been singing Christmas tunes to Miles. (And the occasional theme song from a tv show or commercial jingle.)

#IhopehelovesChristmas

#Jinglebellsbatmansmells

HAHA this is so me!!!! I really should look things up. 

I also frequent the baby name boards and get quite testy when people dump on Rowan as a girls name. I've replied so many times I have my response saved and just copy and paste it. Admittedly I am a bit biased since that's or girls name but come on it's so not like naming your daughter Thomas! 

Weljadraak

wedding06 said:

@Emilyusc211‌ I sing the Meow Mix song and the Wayfair commercial. All the time. It works for now but eventually he will realize I'm nuts.

lololol I definitely get my meow mix on at times.  What happened to that jingle?

[Deleted User]

I have two little girls turning 2 in the next couple of months to buy gifts for and I always get sooooo excited to shop for clothes for them...I'm hitting up H&M and BabyGap on my lunch break

also I've been in such a funk the past month or so...I have not heard anything back from my interview which was now 3 weeks ago and to be honest I kind of hate the field that I'm in, so looking for another position in that same field is making me even more upset...so yea I don't know what I want to do with my life, but I know I won't be happy doing this for the next 40 years or so...I'm on week 2 of P90X which has definitely helped my stress level, but I'm scaaaaaaared of making a whole life change!

sorry for the DD post...

TREDgirl

OMG and I go to the name board and there's this thread!

https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12395179/female-version-of-tom-thomas#latest

SHAWNACPA

I started T25 two weeks ago, but DD got sick last week and I haven't done it since.

#tiredofbeingfat

#toolazytoworkout

PinkDahLia44

Phalaenopsis said:

This isn't as much of a confession as it is a funny. My husband is writing a short article for a local women's magazine. He sent me the article so that I can edit it and the subject line of the email was "proof read". 

At the risk of sounding like an idiot, please explain.

:-?? :-??

Weljadraak

Phalaenopsis said:

This isn't as much of a confession as it is a funny. My husband is writing a short article for a local women's magazine. He sent me the article so that I can edit it and the subject line of the email was "proof read". 

I'm guessing you had your work cut out for you.

txmom13

@aragosta‌
You should just walk up to her and say, "fuck your couch!, when are you going to get over your face? and you're a douche canoe!" All from your O13 bumpies. I can't believe how insensitive she is toward Lucas.

#whatabitch

jennlin

I don't think "proof read" is wrong. It's not correct, but not wrong, either. The word "proofread" comes from "reading the proof". Proof being the original/non-final copy.

#imadethatup
#itiswhatialwaysthought
#soundsright
#englishismysecondlanguage