Got my drink and my 2 step (drinking thread)

LuckyDad

klondikebar said:

LuckyDad said:

guiltypleasures said:

Am I the only one on the west coast who starts drinking early?

Some of us are stuck at work, then commute

That's a lame excuse.

I feel the commuting is a legit excuse because no drunk driving!

I'll be having beer with dinner in about 2 hours?

klondikebar

LuckyDad said:

My desktop needs to stop going to sleep and showing that I'm not really working but just on my phone

@luckydad DH has this problem when he's working from home and takes a break. I taped the top of his mouse to a toy that shakes.

LuckyDad

MermaidsMagic said:

TheEmpireNeedsYou said:

The best was when we had a steady girlfriend. All the kinky sex without the awkwardness.

I asked H about this the other day. He told me no. We're also not allowed to have another dude unless it's someone he feels absolutely no competition with. 

Also no swapsies. He's making our fictional sex life  less fun.

Wait, he shot down the idea of an extra woman?

klondikebar

LuckyDad said:

I feel the commuting is a legit excuse because no drunk driving! I'll be having beer with dinner in about 2 hours?

For some reason I thought you used public transit. Oops! No drunk driving.

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LuckyDad said:

Maybe instead of an extra person we can just add an extra kink.

What are the choices?

I'm not sure. We already do a lot. We'll really have to think about it.

LuckyDad

klondikebar said:

LuckyDad said:

I feel the commuting is a legit excuse because no drunk driving!

I'll be having beer with dinner in about 2 hours?

For some reason I thought you used public transit. Oops! No drunk driving.


I did in grad school? But that was before I bumped.

I do occasionally and rarely carpool.

LuckyDad

guiltypleasures said:

LuckyDad said:

guiltypleasures said:

Maybe instead of an extra person we can just add an extra kink.

What are the choices?

I'm not sure. We already do a lot. We'll really have to think about it.


Yeah, I picked up that you guys have explored a lot already.

LuckyDad

I don't want to deal with traffic but don't wanna stay here.

FWP

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TheEmpireNeedsYou said:

guiltypleasures said:

Maybe instead of an extra person we can just add an extra kink.

An extra person AND extra kink is even better.

You are very wise.

Monkeybabe

I'm awkward enough without adding extra limbs and shit to the equation. I don't know how a threesome would work, lol. I mean, I know how they work, but like, how they would work with us.

NarwhalBacon

SOOOOOOOO who wants to talk about anal?

klondikebar

I bought a gently used Garfield wall clock at the flea market today for $5. Usually I have a few batteries in my purse in case I need to test something out, but I forgot today. I was surprised that it worked when I got home. For that price, I assumed it was broke and would require much tinkering. I squealed when the eyes and tail started to move.

LuckyDad

golfergirl08 said:

SD does not have good public transit, unless you are in the very limited coaster/trolley zone. Pretty much everyone drives here. I am just glad my drive is opposite traffic. It can still be bad, just not AS bad.

Another reason I am glad I am off for 2 weeks!

I hate that you can't easily hop a bus to the beach. It seems like a true shame considering how parking blows.

LuckyDad

Ex gf, her friend and I were all pretty drunk for our first threesome. We were all sober with the second girl we played with.

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@bay511 can always ask me out.

LuckyDad

pobrecita said:

I ate an edible.

Awesome! I think we have one somewhere from a friend I'm supposed to consume.

CalciferHeart

mcbenny said:

I don't like pussy and I'm not sharing SO so no threesomes for me.

Same.

Neither my H or I would share well.

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bay511 said:

guiltypleasures said:

@bay511 can always ask me out.

Wanna go out sometime?  ;;)

:-* :x

ready-or-not

I have less than zero drive or desire right now but FX that comes back soon. I miss sex, but not enough to actually do anything about it at this moment in time.

ready-or-not

Also, my family has @mcbenny‌ to thank for the steaks, baked potatos & grilled veggies I busted out tonight after she shamed me for my pudding cup dinner last night :P

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I think we might just do a little more bondage.

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triplea598 said:

Wow rawr ladies and LuckyDad! This is a fun thread. I'm pretty vanilla in my sex life though...

+1 I also have a confession I want to confess relating sex, but I'm embarrassed. I'm pretty sure I've confessed it before though.

  Tell us all of your secrets.

KingLED

NellyBluth said:

@EllyD14‌ when did you get here?!? I thought I was in the wrong drinking thread for a minute. Hey girl, hey!

I've been lurking parenting forever and alcohol is the only thing I've really got to add. So here I am.

Monkeybabe

I couldn't O for the longest time. It still takes some serious concentration to be able to now. Like, if my dog barks, it's over. If I'm too warm, nope. It's lame sauce.

KingLED

I've totally been there, @triplea598. It took me like 4 years with my H before I could actually relax enough. If you're on any meds it could be fucking with things making it even more difficult than it already is. 

thebanich

triplea598 said:

All the hugs love. I haven't either. It makes sex so frustrating.

Eta deleted quote. Sorry

Monkeybabe

Trip, is it just during sex, or in general?

shadypines

(((Hug))) @triplea598‌

KingLED

justAphase said:

I feel like I say this all the time, but have you tried a vibrator? I'd be willing to bet most girls find orgasms much easier on their own at first than with a guy.

I don't think I've ever managed to get myself off with a vibrator. It's lame.

shadypines

I didn't have my first O till my 20's....

Monkeybabe

There's a news story about a Seattle dude literally lighting his house on fire, trying to kill a spider, and it made me think of you ladies.

NarwhalBacon

@triplea598, if you haven't tried one, I second the vibrator. Some people just can't get off with penetration.  I very, veeeeeeeeery rarely do. I almost always have to use a vibrator.
& LMK if I need to delete this.

CalciferHeart

@triplea598‌ I'm in this boat for related reasons. I think the more I explore my physical, sexual and emotional needs the closer I get.

KingLED

justAphase said:

I will also say that I don't really know your experience with abuse, but in my experience I found that it took a while for me to even realize that sex was also for my own pleasure. That sounds weird but for a while it was like, I was just having sex to please guys and not myself. So it was hard for me to even think about finding my own pleasure in it.

OH! This reminded me. My therapist gave me a sex something or other quiz. I have it somewhere. It's like a "how fucked up are your views on sex" type thing. But it made me really aware of what I was thinking without actually realizing it. I'll find it.

ShakeyJakey

@triplea598‌ I agree with Pp, are you also still breastfeeding? That can affect your libido a lot too

KingLED

Man, way easier to find when I only have one small box of papers that I kept!

HERE IS THE CHECKLIST. 

Monkeybabe

Oh yeah, I can't O from penetration only.

shadypines

Not sure if I shared this...... I probably did....

I once peed on a guy in the shower. He asked

CalciferHeart

ThisIsBrea said:

Monkeybabe said:

There's a news story about a Seattle dude literally lighting his house on fire, trying to kill a spider, and it made me think of you ladies.

I SAW THIS TOO!! I almost posted it here. But I couldn't come up with a clever title.

This would be me if a brown recluse ever stowed away in my mom's luggage. Brown recluse + black widow = kill it with fire

NarwhalBacon

@triplea598 antidepressants are a real libido killer.