Got my drink and my 2 step (drinking thread)

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NarwhalBacon

I'm waiting on DH to bring me sweet tea. I'm putting peach moonshine in it.

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NarwhalBacon said:

I'm waiting on DH to bring me sweet tea. I'm putting peach moonshine in it.

I'm putting peach vodka in my sweet tea!

NarwhalBacon

guiltypleasures said:

NarwhalBacon said:

I'm waiting on DH to bring me sweet tea. I'm putting peach moonshine in it.

I'm putting peach vodka in my sweet tea!

mind twins @-)

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I don't know but I've had a shitty day with DS and with work. Like ugly cry at my desk with frustration.

I need drinks.

littlestjerry

Waiting for our carryout pizza to be ready! Today blows.

I think we almost have a new water heater installed, though. Too bad it's not free!

klondikebar

I'm sorry you had a rough day @marlasinger&. Hugs.

LuckyDad

MrsButt said:

I'm about to open a beer and cook some super easy dinner. I'm feeling beyond lazy. Can it be Friday, please?

At least it's Wednesday! I spent half this morning thinking it was Tuesday!

klondikebar

DH took DD to dinner and a movie. I made homemade pizza with the boys. I think my yeast was old and the dough didn't rise well. Good thing the boys were so hungry they'd have eaten cardboard with ketchup on it.

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klondikebar

I like Annie's cheddar snack mix. It's cheap at Target. I eat the whole box before the kids even realize we had any in the house.

nanabanana06

God I wish I could drink today. Guess I'm hitting the garage hard after the kids are in bed. Today was day 1 of potty training. We're now on our second dress and third pair of undies, but she's gone on the toilet almost every time we've made her sit on it. She just pees a little first and then realizes she needs to potty. Adding to that SO is being a dig ole dick face.

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DH just asked me if I found someone to have a threesome with. I was only semi joking when I told him that I wanted to have another one. The only thing that's really keeping me from it is the work that it takes to find someone decent. I'm lazy.

shadypines

Threesome sounds like so much work! Ugh! #lazywifeagain

jorkz821

Kids are currently having a late nap. I love the silence but I know in going to be hating it come 8pm. I should go wake them up, at least DD.

MintBerryCrunch

I'm west coast so it's still early, but I'm off today and just wrestled with a stupid Ikea toy that had the holes predrilled in the wrong places and the baby kept trying to take my tools. And thus, wine. 

jesuisfatiguee

justAphase said:

I give up painting my bed tonight. Pain in the ass.

Who's the date with??? Helicopter dude??? 

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TheEmpireNeedsYou said:

DH just asked me if I found someone to have a threesome with. I was only semi joking when I told him that I wanted to have another one. The only thing that's really keeping me from it is the work that it takes to find someone decent. I'm lazy.

I make DH do all the work. I don't have the patience to wade through the crazies.

If we didn't live so far away from civilization things would be so much easier.

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Am I the only one on the west coast who starts drinking early?

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mischiefmanaged611 said:

guiltypleasures said:

Am I the only one on the west coast who starts drinking early?

Nope, I ended up putting Baileys in my coffee and now Im having a whiskey.

We're soul mates.

KingLED

guiltypleasures said:

Am I the only one on the west coast who starts drinking early?

Nope. I've been drinking since I started making lunch.

klondikebar

I couldn't do a threesome at this point in my life. I'm comfortable with DH. I don't have the energy or desire to go through all of that having-sex-with-a-new-person stuff when it isn't necessary.

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justAphase said:

TheEmpireNeedsYou said:

DH just asked me if I found someone to have a threesome with. I was only semi joking when I told him that I wanted to have another one. The only thing that's really keeping me from it is the work that it takes to find someone decent. I'm lazy.

I make DH do all the work. I don't have the patience to wade through the crazies.

If we didn't live so far away from civilization things would be so much easier.

I feel your pain. We do not live in a highly populated area. It really is limiting.

If you guys pay for my plane ticket, I'm down.

Deal

NarwhalBacon

I couldn't imagine a threesome because DH would just be all awkward and not know what to do.

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mischiefmanaged611 said:

I recently discovered that swingers are quite common in my town. I am not surprised.

I know that there are a few where we live but they are all way older than us. It's funny and creepy all at the same time.

LuckyDad

guiltypleasures said:

Am I the only one on the west coast who starts drinking early?

Some of us are stuck at work, then commute

bumpuser260585

I wish i could drink tonight but i had pizza for dinner so no calories left. I had to leave work early to take the dog to the vet because Sh was coughing blood. $450 and 3 more heart meds later. I made a frozen pizza for a quick dinner and we weren't even finished the ILS dropped by. Mil told us that she is retiring. Fuck. Now she will be over all the fucking time.

Then after i nursed the baby i handed him off to FIL so i could do the dishes. 5 minutes later baby cries for a second and mil comes to tell me. I could hear him but there were 3adults in the room, surely one of them could figure out what was wrong.

Tldr maybe I do need a beer.

klondikebar

Storytime: The last week of my freshman year at college, my roommate proposed a threesome with her and her guy. She was confused when I politely declined. She actually said, "But I thought you were bisexual?" Yes, just because I was openly bi meant that I'd have sex with all males and females. LGBT people don't require attraction and will sleep with anyone apparently. :eyeroll:

shadypines

Taking kids to Rita's water ice. Probably not.

klondikebar

I retract my earlier statement about not wanting a threesome at this point in my life. I didn't know @thisisbrea was joining the party.

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There is a lot of kink in our bedroom without adding an extra person but I can't deny how fun an extra sex of boobs would be.

klondikebar

ThisIsBrea said:

FTR, at this point in time that is not a threesome invitation. Haha

I didn't see this before I posted. Thanks for crushing my dreams.

littlestjerry

Here's a threesome mood killer. DS has diarrhea? He had a nasty runny-ish shit this morning and the teacher said he had two "runny" ones today, but ate great. He just had straight up water butt. Ate dinner great too. Could it just be teething or something or am I on a one way ticket to stomach bug-ville? 

Oh, AND, we have hot waterrrrrrrrrrrrrr! 

klondikebar

LuckyDad said:

Am I the only one on the west coast who starts drinking early?

Some of us are stuck at work, then commute

That's a lame excuse.

jesuisfatiguee

Welp, no phone call tonight. At least I'm prepared now

LuckyDad

My desktop needs to stop going to sleep and showing that I'm not really working but just on my phone

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Maybe instead of an extra person we can just add an extra kink.

klondikebar

@littlejerry I think the boys had bouts of looser stools during teething, but not straight up liquid. Every kid's body is different though. I hope he's not getting sick.

LuckyDad

guiltypleasures said:

Maybe instead of an extra person we can just add an extra kink.

What are the choices?