Saturday SPAM

ssmb_clarinet

credcat7 said:

Driving to Sacramento to celebrate SIL'S Birthday. Feeling a little frumpy In my outfit but add I have said before I have no fashion sense. If I were solo I would try to get @ssmb_clarinet‌ to meet me for a cocktail but SO decided to join the fun.

Awww man! Where's the celebration? I would love to meet up!

jesuisfatiguee

TyrannosaurusLex said:

I took a leap and bought the frozen soundtrack for the car - song five on repeat and I had an entire car ride home down the freeway with a silent, entranced DD! I suspected she loved it when I was watching the movie but kinda thought it was in my head. She's only 4 months old. We are going to be listening to this for the next 6 years straight, aren't we? I don't even care. No screaming.

No screaming is generally the goal. For some reason, EDM has kept DS quiet in the car since he was little. It's really weird.

secretsout

Husband and kid are napping, though I can hear L talking to himself now.  H wanted me to wake him up at 4.  I really don't want to go get either of them.  I just want a few more minutes of peace.

theimpossibleastronaut

Have a baby sleeping on me. Reading about Kelly Clarkson's baby name on the Baby Names board and now am wondering if she's a DW or Firefly fan.

https://celebritybabies.people.com/2014/06/14/kelly-clarkson-welcomes-daughter-river-rose/

MrsT0514

Ahhhh my child will not stop trying to dig things out of the garbage. Old food wrappers...wipes...DH's empty cigarette pack...wtf kid. No Bueno.

Someone please have a drink or 3 for me.

MrsT0514

justAphase said:

MrsT0514 said:

Someone please have a drink or 3 for me.

I will do this for you.

Thank you! I know I know...its a lot to ask. But I have faith in you!

jesuisfatiguee

DS took two decent-length naps today. So far it's been a pretty good day. 

PeanutButterFox

Just spent 2 hours outside with the munckin. She should sleep good tonight!

PeanutButterFox

It's 5 o'clock and I still have 1000 calories to consume. I don't think it's gonna happen.

RondackHiker

I'm babywearing at a beer and wine tasting because I'm classy.

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Maebb

PeanutButterFox said:

It's 5 o'clock and I still have 1000 calories to consume. I don't think it's gonna happen.

I never have this problem. WFD?

MrsT0514

NellyBluth said:

Anybody want to net battle a twit who says Sandy Hook never happened?

Ugh. There is no battling with that kind of ignorance.

MrsT0514

Im totally ok with the fact that DH is out on the bike having kid free fun without me right now. I've been nothong but a nauseous, lazy, unmotivated blob for the past 3 weeks at least, and at least I can sit on my ass and do nothing while kiddo plays without him judging me for it (not that he outwardly judges me for it, bc he never says a word, I think its more just my guilty conscience attacking me).

PeanutButterFox

Maebb said:

PeanutButterFox said:

It's 5 o'clock and I still have 1000 calories to consume. I don't think it's gonna happen.

I never have this problem. WFD?

Frozen CPK pizza, I think.

MrsT0514

Sorry if I missed an update or something...but where's Mabel? Bump break? Name change? I've been thinking of her.

MrsT0514

BunkinMama said:

MrsT0514 said:

Sorry if I missed an update or something...but where's Mabel? Bump break? Name change? I've been thinking of her.

Definitely indubitably

?? I'm confused. Brain isnt working right.

Maebb

Maebb said:

PeanutButterFox said:

It's 5 o'clock and I still have 1000 calories to consume. I don't think it's gonna happen.

I never have this problem. WFD?

@Peanutbutterfox, if you can't get to 1000 calories with the pizza, I would add some salad and / or veggies and wine if you're drinking.

Bam! Calorie quota met.

littlestjerry

I'm curious to hear about Holiday World @ready-or-not. We don't live too far away, and I wonder if DS would like it.

jesuisfatiguee

I'm already counting down to DS' bedtime. I think tonight is a frozen pizza and wine night. 

algalphys

Ok do you guys get the doodlebops in the good ol USA? You know who bus driver bob is?

Well on food network canada he hosts a show pretty much like triple D but obvs Canadian restaurants and he was about to eat a filled donut and the lady stops him and say you gotta eat from the hole...and he says what?!?!

I'm crying I'm laughing so hard!

jesuisfatiguee

The whining. Oh my geeze, the whining...

vandelay

SweetTurnip said:

I just watched the Tom Benny Dancing video. I was disappointed. It a basically a video of Tom dancing with a few clips of Benny being goofy/sort of dancing but not really. Tom can dance, but Benny still wins.

WRONG

algalphys

TheEmpireNeedsYou said:

We had tacos for dinner. They were delicious. But now I have heartburn. I am sitting here hoping that this means my son will be born with hair instead of bald for a year like DD was.

I had horrible heartburn with both boys but way worse with DS2 and that poor kid is practically bald at 9 months old!

Whenigrowup

Things are good here! I made and gave DH his father's day present (we both suck at waiting), let DD  do a little painting (I'm under the impression that keeping busy will help her general mood and attitude) and painted her toenails.  Dinner is heating and then wine and more unpacking, which I love.  DH is all, "We have all summer to do this."  Um, no.  Can't.Relax.Until.Done.  

theimpossibleastronaut

We are going out to dinner soon, but I made Peking Pork Chops in the slow cooker for tomorrow. I snuck a taste and OMG. Dinner has a lot to live up to.

Make these
https://crockpot365.blogspot.com/2009/02/peking-pork-chops.html?m=1

PeanutButterFox

Maebb said:

It's 5 o'clock and I still have 1000 calories to consume. I don't think it's gonna happen.

I never have this problem. WFD?

@Peanutbutterfox, if you can't get to 1000 calories with the pizza, I would add some salad and / or veggies and wine if you're drinking. Bam! Calorie quota met.

It would take a hell of a lot of veggies and salad to get to 1000 lol. Thanks, though. It'll be fine, I just am a freak who's actually less hungry when I'm more active.

PeanutButterFox

E fell asleep at 6:45. Please dear baby Jesus let her be out for the night.

RondackHiker

@Kapaajoy‌
Drop some alcohol in there.

RondackHiker

TyrannosaurusLex said:

@rondackhiker I need you on our bmb random thread stat! I feel like I'm in a fucking twilight zone of people being ok with homophobia. Wtf. No.

I just found it and was about to come here and bitch about it.

billybumbler

DD is finally asleep. She refuses to nap all day so every evening is meltdown time. She was clingy and whiny all day.
I had a mother's helper slash potential babysitter over today. She is sweet and seems responsible but doesn't have a lot of initiative. Like when DD was all mommy mommy she didn't try to distract her or play with her. WTF, that's why you're here. I don't know that she's a keeper.

RondackHiker

NellyBluth said:

Anybody want to net battle a twit who says Sandy Hook never happened?

@NellyBluth‌

Where is this happening?

vandelay

SweetTurnip said:

vandelay said:

SweetTurnip said:

I just watched the Tom Benny Dancing video. I was disappointed. It a basically a video of Tom dancing with a few clips of Benny being goofy/sort of dancing but not really. Tom can dance, but Benny still wins.

WRONG

It was just an unfair dancing comparison! There wasn't nearly enough Benny dancing. To be honest I haven't seen anything Tom is actually in. But still Benny wins my heart.

That's true about the dancing. I think Tom dances with very little provocation, whereas Benny not as much. To get Tom's appeal, you need to watch him in some interviews on YouTube. I recommend the MTV Slumber Party video and some of the "funny moments" video compilations.

Or you could not do that, avoid falling down the rabbit hole, and remain a normal person.

ShakeyJakey

je+suis=fatiguee said:

TyrannosaurusLex said:

I took a leap and bought the frozen soundtrack for the car - song five on repeat and I had an entire car ride home down the freeway with a silent, entranced DD! I suspected she loved it when I was watching the movie but kinda thought it was in my head. She's only 4 months old. We are going to be listening to this for the next 6 years straight, aren't we? I don't even care. No screaming.

No screaming is generally the goal. For some reason, EDM has kept DS quiet in the car since he was little. It's really weird.

Reggae for us. He also lives rap music. My poor child is going to so confused.


Off to catch up on the thread

ShakeyJakey

LO is knocked out. We had a 3rd birthday party today. I'm about to clean down stairs, drink and start dinner. Chicken Alfredo!! Mmm.

I'm going to watch Sherlock. Or maybe OITNB SO I CAN FIT IN AROUND HERE. oops too lazy to change my caps

Maebb

PeanutButterFox said:

Maebb said:

Maebb said:

PeanutButterFox said:

It's 5 o'clock and I still have 1000 calories to consume. I don't think it's gonna happen.

I never have this problem. WFD?

@Peanutbutterfox, if you can't get to 1000 calories with the pizza, I would add some salad and / or veggies and wine if you're drinking.

Bam! Calorie quota met.

It would take a hell of a lot of veggies and salad to get to 1000 lol. Thanks, though. It'll be fine, I just am a freak who's actually less hungry when I'm more active.

Wine?

ready-or-not

Omg 9pm & we are finally heading to tge hotel. Great times had by all but everybody knows what a day (starting at 4am) of fun in the sun leads to. Crabby ass cracker eating kids & husband. Its ALL
them. Swear. I am a peach. Not tired & cranky at all.....

ready-or-not

@Untagable little jerry, how old is your DS? I'm sure he would love it tho! We had ages 2, 4, 6, 9 & 12 with us today. They have 3 kiddy areas on the water side plus 2 wave pools & a lazy river, & 2 kiddie areas on the amusement side. Plus tons of
other rides. My 6yo can ride just about everything. Also, free parking, free 30SPF sunscreen stations & free drinks. Food is a little pricey but not horrible, but you can not take your own cooler in. Good times tho, I highly recommend it. We've been 3-4 times now.