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shlittertoots

I just gave LO a small piece of cake for dessert, but I didn't want her to have too much sugar* so I licked the icing off first.

*this is the reasoning I gave to MH. I actually just wanted the frosting for myself.

wintersong139

I think that my sister's bridesmaids dresses make us look like stegosauruses.

wintersong139

RinnyBee said:

slappalicious said:

I've never smoked anything in my life.  Not cigarettes, nothing.

Me too!  People always look at me like I have two heads when I say this.

Me three. My parents smoked cigarettes, and when I was a kid I always thought it smelled so icky that I never was tempted to smoke ANYTHING.

wintersong139

I give up after three tries. The stegasaurus picture is unpostable. David's bridal has worked some wizardry that makes it impossible to copy a picture onto your computer, even if you take a screenshot and try to make a jpg. :-(

lizzyp9112

@wintersong139 can you just post a link?  That would work, too.

That is also why I let my bridesmaids choose their own dresses off my color palette.  I got final say but loved everything they picked and it looked awesome together.

shlittertoots

^^holy wall of jibberish on my phone. I can't wait to see the stegosaurus dress, though.

wintersong139

It is here: you have to click the side view to get the full effect. It is deceptively normal from the front.

https://www.davidsbridal.com/Product_Sleeveless-Chiffon-Dress-with-Ruffled-Back-Detail-F15530_Bridal-Party-Bridesmaids-Long-Bridesmaid-Dresses

Plus, I am hoping to be totally knocked up by the wedding, so the big bump in front plus the little bumps in back will look even more dinosaury.

sister13

Holy what the fuck. Eta: there was a huge mess of nonsense. Gone now?

shlittertoots

I love that if I post something, I can count on @lizabethc‌ to give me a lovetit. It's usually the only one, but it makes me feel better that my comment didn't totally fall flat.

Or you're just really nice I'll take whatever lovetit, even if it's a pitytit.

lizzyp9112

@mayaruth81, the love tit was because icing.  I've made it clear that's my emotional eating food of choice .

And yeah, I'm a love tit sloar, but I use it like a "like" on Facebook or an acknowledgement/agreement.

@wintersong139-- from the front I was like "What?  That's pretty" but then I saw the side view you mentioned.  Wooowwwww.....

wintersong139

humblebee2 said:

@wintersong139 ...woof...

@humblebee2 - I don't get it. :-P LOL, my mind tonight is such that I need it spelled out.

wintersong139

sister13 said:

Holy what the fuck. Eta: there was a huge mess of nonsense. Gone now?

I hope so. I tried ot post a picture, and got pages of text instead. *grumble*

shlittertoots

wintersong139 said:

It is here: you have to click the side view to get the full effect. It is deceptively normal from the front.

https://www.davidsbridal.com/Product_Sleeveless-Chiffon-Dress-with-Ruffled-Back-Detail-F15530_Bridal-Party-Bridesmaids-Long-Bridesmaid-Dresses

Plus, I am hoping to be totally knocked up by the wedding, so the big bump in front plus the little bumps in back will look even more dinosaury.

What color are they?

Please say green. That would be stegosaurus perfection.

shlittertoots

@lizabethc‌ I love you for your lovetit sloarish ways.

wintersong139

@joy2611 - lol, so does the bride, so it might just be me being catty and grumpy because Aunt Flo started her monthly visit today.

And yes, @mayaruth81...it is clover.

shlittertoots

wintersong139 said:

@joy2611 - lol, so does the bride, so it might just be me being catty and grumpy because Aunt Flo started her monthly visit today.

And yes, @mayaruth81...it is clover.

Oh my.

Ducktale

It's pretty from the front and back. All dinosaur from the side.

shlittertoots

<------------- @Joy2611‌

lizzyp9112

starscream said:

@wintersong139 you are absolutely right with the dinosaur reference. I would probably be roaring in the fitting rooms, just to set the mood.

You should probably watch Jurassic Park soon so you can learn the proper calls and mimic them every chance you get.

Clover is a pretty color but not with that style.

wintersong139

fuzzylogic said:

Another FFFC: I keep thinking about the seniors that are graduating tomorrow, and I keep getting all misty-eyed about it. There are a few that are very dear to me, and it's going to hurt. One of them told me his freshman year that I was like a mother to him -- his mother was out of the picture and he couldn't stand his step-mom (who turned out to be crazy in the long run) -- and I'm just not ready to let go. It sounds silly to say that. Teaching high school sucks sometimes. You get them just as they start to turn into real humans, and then you have to let them go almost as quickly. Blah. Pass the vodka.

Really? Because our graduation is not for something like four weeks and I just want summer to start. This may have something to do with the fact that while many of my students are sweet and work hard, a select few are asses. All the time.

ETA: This may have something to do with the fact that I work at a program for students who get kicked out of other schools or are too old to attend other schools anymore.

MollySue82

FFFC: I'm not sure what the 'FFF' stands for.  Pretty sure 'C' is for 'confession.'  If not, this is going to get awkward.

Also, I wear compression leggings for running because they make me feel like a "serious runner" and DH likes my butt in them.  However, I have no idea what their intended purpose is.  To make me aerodynamic?  To prevent my jiggly bits from jiggling?  (If so, fail!)

And, even though I've said (for the millionth time) that we're going to start eating healthy, I'm too lazy to cook and just ordered pizza.

shlittertoots

Flame Free Friday confession. But it's not always flame free.

kimmykaye

Sometimes (2-4 times) when DH is gone for work trips, we have cereal for dinner. The girls LOVE it! Lol.

KingLED

kimmykaye said:

Sometimes (2-4 times) when DH is gone for work trips, we have cereal for dinner. The girls LOVE it! Lol.

Is cereal for dinner weird? I thought that was a normal kind of lazy dinner.

mommy2C

Sometimes when we're lying in bed and H has fallen asleep I try to fart as loud as I can to see if it wakes him up. It is hilarious to watch him startle awake and be like "what was that?? WHAT WAS THAT??".

bumpuser1282882

MrsRexManing said:

Joy2611 said:

WhoCanItBeNow said:

ToryKate said:

Joy2611 said:

I gave up hard alcohol after college - it was un-fun drunk and even worse the next day.

I drink and get SO. DAMN. CHATTY.  Even my husband is like "Dear God, shut up."  It's probably for the best that I burn out quickly.

I get that way when I smoke pot. I'm sure I'm annoying as hell, but I think I'm hilarious. I would much rather get high than drunk. 

I woke up someone that was passed out drunk. Pot makes me very, very loud.

Someone VERY loud while I was high?  Oh no, sir.  You would scare the beejesus out of me.   We played the DMB album live at Luther College once high and - holy shit - we had to turn it off.  The music was scary.

I'm very mellow when high.  I laugh at walls, but I'm also rather content to just sit and contemplate the wall.  Or the food. 

I haven't gotten high since senior year of college, which was twelve years ago.  I think it's time to revisit.

Pot and Dave Matthews didn't mix? First time for everything I suppose. 

Seriously. That shit was given out like candy at the Gorge. Know what's better than listening to Dave Matthews Band while high? Listening to Dave jabber on, telling stories, while high.

I can't see the side view of the stegosaurus dress in mobile and I feel very disappointed.