UOs. Let's do this thing.

mschoepp

CinemaGoddess said:

mschoepp said:

Late to the party as usual. I go on a walk, come back and this thing is fucking 500 pages. Is no one working today??? So re: protective mommy bear behavior a la cat vs. Dog video.... if anyone threatened my kid I would be going to jail, no doubt about it. I become VERY defensive when it comes to my family. My H had a drunk friend attack him basically once. H was playfully punching him in the arm (not hard at all) and the kid flipped and beat the crap out of H then took off. He needed stitches in his forehead, broken tooth, whole nine yards. Another friend commented in front of me that H deserved it and I WENT OFF. Someone actually had to pull me away before I clawed his eyes out, I was that pissed. Long story short, if anyone even side-eyes my child I will probably rip their tongue out. Tl;dr do not mess with my family.

Are you sure your DH didn't deserve it, though?

Absolutely. My H doesn't get into fight ever. This kid has a known temper problem and actually does MMA now. They were best friends at the time so it came out of no where.

CinemaGoddess

mschoepp said:

CinemaGoddess said:

mschoepp said:

Late to the party as usual. I go on a walk, come back and this thing is fucking 500 pages. Is no one working today??? So re: protective mommy bear behavior a la cat vs. Dog video.... if anyone threatened my kid I would be going to jail, no doubt about it. I become VERY defensive when it comes to my family. My H had a drunk friend attack him basically once. H was playfully punching him in the arm (not hard at all) and the kid flipped and beat the crap out of H then took off. He needed stitches in his forehead, broken tooth, whole nine yards. Another friend commented in front of me that H deserved it and I WENT OFF. Someone actually had to pull me away before I clawed his eyes out, I was that pissed. Long story short, if anyone even side-eyes my child I will probably rip their tongue out. Tl;dr do not mess with my family.

Are you sure your DH didn't deserve it, though?

Absolutely. My H doesn't get into fight ever. This kid has a known temper problem and actually does MMA now. They were best friends at the time so it came out of no where.

Well, was your DH hitting him often, even in a playful manner?

This happened in DH's circle of friends about 15 years ago.  Friend A was constantly (playfully) hitting friend B on the shoulder or arm.  Friend B, one day, got sick of it and punched Friend A in the face in retaliation.  It never happened again and friend A totally admitted that he deserved it.  

jesuisfatiguee

justAphase said:

It leaves a bad taste in my mouth when adults talk about getting into physical altercations over this or that.

Pretentious? 

No, that's pretty trashy

I feel like these types of conversations (people talking about getting into physical altercations) have happened a lot on the Single Parents board. Is it flammable that I'd bring this up?

CinemaGoddess

TyrannosaurusLex said:

It leaves a bad taste in my mouth when adults talk about getting into physical altercations over this or that.

Pretentious? 

Physical altercations when you're a young adult?  Meh.

When you're approximately 23-29?  Miiiiiiight give you a side-eye. 

When you're 30 or older?  Trashy. 

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susanb887 said:

MarlaSinger& said:

It's VARY important

Lol. Hilarity's going to be mad.

Vary mad.

ready-or-not

je+suis=fatiguee said:

ready-or-not said:

@mbenit4:  I have never been in a Bump FB group, or asked to join, or even assoicated with (or thought of probably) outside of this board.  But I think that I am in the minority here, that 3rd wheel friend that keeps randomly posting & won't go away

Can't stop / won't stop.

LOL Yep.  Sucked into the matrix that is TB

NeneCakies

My mom didn't have the dog that attacked me killed. I got a rabies shot though. #truestory

CinemaGoddess

Mackalien13 said:

Chocolate > Vanilla

Hey, cheap seats. 

Hey.  

CinemaGoddess

mbenit4 said:

I think if you are hosting a playdate - I would prefer you at least get dressed.

That's asking a lot.  

CinemaGoddess

gwinnygirl said:

I will choose regular, plain frozen yogurt over chocolate ice cream any day. I'm not even sorry.

NarwhalBacon

@mrsbadkat I married at 17 and never ever use cart covers. I guess I'm going on your post it in permanent marker.
Did anything good happen? I'm not reading almost 30 pages.
#lazy
#useless hashtags

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Punching is so trashy. Everyone knows shanking is classier.

That's why I have a pretty shanking knife.

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peanutrach1 said:

This thread is making me think I spend too much on my hair.

No. Shit is expensive in some places. I dint think Great Clips would be less than $40 here.

I'm lucky I found a great place that *only* charges $60.

CinemaGoddess

I prefer a garotte.  

[Deleted User]

For real. I bought a beautiful fixed blade for myself for Mother's Day.

jesuisfatiguee

Spring-assisted pocket blades, tho.

Dubwife79

HilarityEnsued said:

The situation where you actually punched some other dude on behalf of your DH is trashy.

Um yea. Sounds like dude wasn't the only one with anger issues.

FalconCrest

I love all things chocolate with the exception of chocolate ice cream.  It just never tastes chocolaty enough.

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Who folds fitted sheets?  I just put them right back on the bed.

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HilarityEnsued said:

MarlaSinger& said:

For real. I bought a beautiful fixed blade for myself for Mother's Day.

Owning weapons is not trashy.

Going around shanking fools for punching your husband is trashy.

I use it to open all my online shopping packages. I shank the paper tape on Amazon boxes like a badassbitch.

[Deleted User]

If DH gets in a fight, I'm going all Bey and just ignoring it.

NarwhalBacon

I went this morning to get a plug in my tire. In my car were 2 chuggernauts, a hunting knife, a blood soaked towel and a lot of ammo. I'm sure the guy searching my car for the wheel lock key thought I was totes not a serial killer.

[Deleted User]

Oh yes. Vanilla froyo, no toppings. I prefer that as well.

Outlier.

jesuisfatiguee

Mmmm... Mexican Vanilla...

CinemaGoddess

Wait.  What happened @hilarityensued?

[Deleted User]

I'm going to drop a shitton on waxing in two weeks. Yikes.

jesuisfatiguee

Supernatural is my favorite show of all time. OF ALL TIME.

FalconCrest

@HilarityEnsued  that sounds really scary and I am glad you were able to get out safely.

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FalconCrest

I buy my t-shirts at Walmart.  They have cute, basic shirts and are only $4.  Plus, I think the quality is better than Old Navy.

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CinemaGoddess said:

TyrannosaurusLex said:

It leaves a bad taste in my mouth when adults talk about getting into physical altercations over this or that.

Pretentious? 

Physical altercations when you're a young adult?  Meh.

When you're approximately 23-29?  Miiiiiiight give you a side-eye. 

When you're 30 or older?  Trashy. 

And having your marriage ticker say that you've spent x number of years trying not to kill each other.  Me thinks the mindset of the this one is, um, different.  Special even.

NarwhalBacon

But can we all agree that gelato is king of frozen desserts?

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jesuisfatiguee

Sterling13 said:

I usually spend $20 a month on my brows, but I haven't been able to go more than once every 6 weeks lately. I am so close to losing my battle v. the unibrow.

I am scared to get my eyebrows waxed, so I settle for mediocre plucked ones. But I do wax my uni-brow and mustache at home. 8/10 would recommend.

missymo

I just recently spent $35 on a haircut, with a $12 tip.  Just because I didn't want to go to Great Clips.  Even though I got a great haircut there last time.  For some stupid ass reason, I assumed the cut at the salon would be fabulous. Sadly, my cut is just aight.  I should have went to Great Clips! 

NarwhalBacon

Mackalien13 said:

I put the sheets in the matching pillow case. No folding required.

I fold my sheets before putting them in the pillowcase.

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Mackalien13 said:

I put the sheets in the matching pillow case. No folding required.

I tried that with P's sheets this week.  It looked weird, but maybe that was just because they were twin size? 

I guess I could try it with our king size.  Right now, I just own 2 pair.  I put one on, put the other in the laundry.  The next month (GASP), I was them and put those on.  Lather, rinse, repeat.

missymo

I do nothing to my brows.  I leave them in their natural state, and just pluck here and there when I notice one growing outside of the brows allotted face space. 

missymo

peanutrach1 said:

Frozen custard is gross.

That's crazy talk!  It's usually thick, rich in flavor, and just unbelievably delicious. 

missymo

Sterling13 said: You clearly know nothing of the unibrow.

 I do not. I've probably jjnxed myself by talking about it though. Next time brows are discussed, I will know.