Saturday spam

jorkz821

RondackHiker said:

I just burned the shit out of my hand.

I was draining tortellini and dh left the damn plug in the sink again and I didn't notice.

I poured the water in and the like and idiot stuck my hand in there to pull the plug.

Mother fuck it hurts.

Oh no! This absolutely sounds like something I'd do. Cold compress?

MamatoA2010

Just got back from the Olive Garden with my mom. Real Italian, ya know... damn you Weight Watchers for making me split my pasta order in half due to the calories and points.

randomsalpal

Spent the afternoon making easter goodies and dying eggs with the kiddos. Planning on spending the evening in relax mode, it's been a good day.

fancynewbeesly

@bearsbearsbears

Did your husband ever see this oops?

MamatoA2010

As a fellow Jew I appreciate that gif

DreadLoc

stbxh is being a turd about me getting all of my kitchen equipment.  uh, hello, my parents bought the enameled cast iron set for *me* for christmas.  i'm only requesting a few other pieces that i know for a fact him or his mom won't ever use.  i don't have anything at all dude, you're getting nearly everything.  quit pouting about me getting my favorite pans ever, mmkay?