FFFC

sdtchica13

Because I was too busy wading through the drama earlier:

@Valstulas, huge hugs, you are NOT a bad mother! Also, those other parents are fucking idiots for calling the police over something a NINE year old said. Overreaction aside, they wasted the cops' time for something truly non emergent and stupid, which just makes them assholes. 

@ncchnat, I am floored that people would send you nasty PM's for posting a topic at the REQUEST of other members. FFS, what is wrong with people?

mittensonkittens

MRads said:

I have a gross, true FFFC. We only have one toilet. We have an old ass house with old ass plumbing and nothing is an easy fix. Our toilet has been broken for the past five hours. I just peed in the tub. I didnt know what else to do.

Go in your back yard and pee on the flowers. Urine is apparently great fertilizer. I did some research on composting toilets for engineers without borders a few years ago, and then kept trying to convince DH to pee on all the plants. He thinks I'm crazy.

EagleWife

ms.mittens said:

MRads said:

I have a gross, true FFFC. We only have one toilet. We have an old ass house with old ass plumbing and nothing is an easy fix. Our toilet has been broken for the past five hours. I just peed in the tub. I didnt know what else to do.

Go in your back yard and pee on the flowers. Urine is apparently great fertilizer. I did some research on composting toilets for engineers without borders a few years ago, and then kept trying to convince DH to pee on all the plants. He thinks I'm crazy.

@ms.mittens - an old neighbor had a row of shrubs next to his front door. The one closest to the door was much heartier by about three times. Yup. He regularly stepped out front and peed on the plant.

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dliz87

@llmg0715‌ The next NYC meetup may need to be an Athena's party. You need to get yours, girl!!

Altima80

Contractions?! Weird!

jemasa33

MRads said:

I have a gross, true FFFC. We only have one toilet. We have an old ass house with old ass plumbing and nothing is an easy fix. Our toilet has been broken for the past five hours. I just peed in the tub. I didnt know what else to do.

Where is your Pittsburgh toilet? I swear it's a part of the building codes to have a dirty one hiding in the basement. @mrads

cuterusaurus

Missed you all. Here's a pic of Isaac nomming on Vegas food.

MRads

jemasa33 said:

MRads said:

I have a gross, true FFFC. We only have one toilet. We have an old ass house with old ass plumbing and nothing is an easy fix. Our toilet has been broken for the past five hours. I just peed in the tub. I didnt know what else to do.

Where is your Pittsburgh toilet? I swear it's a part of the building codes to have a dirty one hiding in the basement. @mrads

I'd rather pee in our tub than our Pgh toilet. That thing is gross.

Welcome back @2012ames‌. You've been missed.

CDumovich

Here's my FFFC, I was really disenchanted by the justification of couples that "swing" on here. I actually had my account deleted, however am somehow still magically linked through my mobile device and can love tit and respond and post but only mobile as my account no longer exists if I use Tb website on a computer.

flkong

Who are the swingers @CDumovich‌ ? I was aware of only one.

lancomechica

fklang said:

Who are the swingers @CDumovich‌ ? I was aware of only one.

Same.

dliz87

lancomechica said:

fklang said:

Who are the swingers @CDumovich‌ ? I was aware of only one.

Same.

Something made me think of this last night (does that sound creepy? Hah!) and I couldn't remember when the last time I read a swing-related update was.

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littlelegslo

OMG @CDumovich‌ you can't be serious. First off your FFFC is 3 days late and clearly your too self centered to read the previous 10 freaking pages or you would have seen that no one needs to hear anymore shit this week about what someone else thinks about their life! I never, ever, ever say this but I don't like you. I didn't like you before and this just sealed the deal. Seriously.

flkong

Well.....she'll be gone for 4 months, then return to tell us she left bc she was disenchanted.
But yet she'll return to be among the disenchanting so we can enchant her...just wait, you'll see. :-<

valstulas

8->

valstulas

My FFFC is that Finn just bit my nipple so hard I'm actually a little mad at him. I would have shared this on Friday but I couldn't because it hadn't happened yet.

PrimRoseMama

@CDumovich‌ : WTAF?! Why did you pop out of lurking just to act like a turd?! Also, what "justification" are you talking about?

If consenting adults want to have a thousand person orgy in their own private events then that is their business. If couples want to spouse-swap then what's it to you? It's not my bag, but FFS. How do you see with your nose in the air like that?

PS- your response, @etoille was magical. @ncchnat‌ also, BAM!

PrimRoseMama

PPS-- please continue with the hamster cracks. I love them!

lancomechica

I just deleted all the hamster pics from my phone?!?!?!

coco2787

coco2787

simone711 said:

Dang - this all must have gone down before I was around ..... I am curious about the hamster ..... :-?

What could someone do to a hamster :-? :-? :-?

@simone711‌ here ya go
https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12199674/the-leavings-of-a-mouse

lancomechica

Cfreymc said:

Dang - this all must have gone down before I was around ..... I am curious about the hamster ..... :-? What could someone do to a hamster :-? :-? :-?

@simone711‌ here ya go https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12199674/the-leavings-of-a-mouse

Her comments are quoted (mostly) because she deleted her profile.

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