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@livvyx is awake. Get the party started!

aehamilton13

I don't want to go back to work. Like not even a little bit. I have no idea how to make that happen.

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@Murmaid as opposed to a cup? How did you even pee in a contact case? I can't even make it into a solo cup.

andrea0418

I made 2 pans of chocolate chip bars and one pan got a little dark and are crunchy. I hid the good ones and eat them while DH is at work. I fed him and the kids the crunchy ones.

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I told the nanny to stay home today on account of the snow even though she said her boyfriend could bring her.

I told my SO she couldn't get out.

I wanted to spend the day chilling with my baby again who wants to work on a Friday anyway?

lancomechica

I didn't get husband anything for valentines except cards. Time got away from me...maybe brunch tomorrow can just be the gift?

24karat

All my liquid measuring cups were dirty so I improvised...with one of the twins' bottles.

jemasa33

I peed in my least favorite baby bottle when I was poas. It went in the trash after. It gave me a great reason to justify junking it!

grapeskittles4lyfe

I bought my own Valentine's Day present. BF thinks it's red lacy underwear. It's red, lacy underwear...and a big red LED ring in heart shape that flickers in a really obnoxious rhythm. Guess which one of the two is getting worn tonight

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Also, here's a FFFC from my sister.

Her and her husband went out to dinner last night (yes, in a snow storm?) and they took their 1 year old to her husbands parents.

Back story: my sister's BIL just recently moved out of his parents into his own place and apparently left a few things behind...

My sister and her husband go to pick up their daughter last night and she was playing/laying on a sex wedge/ramp thing. His parents had no idea what it was. His parents are slightly uppity and a little uptight so they didn't tell his parents what it was.

They laughed hysterically when they got out to their car but then realized how gross it was.

Now they aren't sure how to tell them that she can't play with that "toy" anymore.

Hahahahahahahahahaha I'm sorry, as gross as it is, it's still funny.

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valstulas

I rolled my eyes a few times at the medical student who was working on our floor last night. I know she's just learning, but she says/does stupid things.

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I let my baby try my chocolate milkshake last night.  He looked so longingly at it I just had to share.  The chocolate milkshake is also part of my confession because I'm obviously not doing well on my diet. 

24karat

FFFC#2: I was doing some data entry for our upcoming gymnastics meet at work, specifically kids' shirt sizes. You know you've been Bumping too much when you do a double take every time a kid has "CM" listed as her shirt size. I actually caught myself reading it aloud as cervical mucus a few times...

babykk

My daughter is in gymnastics. She has fun doing it, but I hate that she has to run around the whole place barefoot. All I think about is warts :-S I'm just weird like that. I feel this way about swimming lessons/pools as well. I still go barefoot, but it grosses me out!

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@missy it's bright red and velvet. How did they not know?? Haha.

cuterusaurus

I just bought a fritter the size of my head from the cafeteria.

 

And a chocolate sprinkles donut.

 

And I'm eating them both. They're sugary, greasy, fatty, and delicious.

 

 

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2012ames I made a loaf of cherry almond bread this morning (I've been up since 5ish) and I really want a slice but I'll feel guilty if I eat it. It smells so good!

I want a donut!

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Also, I just sanitized my remote and put it on DVD mode and handed it to Haddock. He's quietly playing alone and we're both happy.

Why do they love remotes??

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@mystererae don't do it stick to your plan, it's not much longer!

coco2787

I look at pictures of my baby while he's sleeping cuz I miss him. He's usually sleeping on my lap.

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@lizabethann06 thank you for eating for me

24karat

FFFC3: I've never been so tempted to leave a ban worthy troll-flaming post on BOTB as I am right now. So. Pissed. Off.

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What is BOTB?

24karat

lizabethann06 said:

kjkarats03 said:

FFFC3: I've never been so tempted to leave a ban worthy troll-flaming post on BOTB as I am right now. So. Pissed. Off.

Oh no. Link?

https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12261382/pregnancy-or-not#latest

This troll started yesterday. The link is to the thread that got under my skin.

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Babies on the brain, duh. :-?

Pink724

@asbromle - Lillian LOVES the remote, too.  We gave her one from an old tv, cleaned with the batteries out.  It is her favorite toy.

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@Pink724 we did try that but he knows, how? He wants THE remote I use, lol.

cuterusaurus

kjkarats03 said:

lizabethann06 said:

kjkarats03 said:

FFFC3: I've never been so tempted to leave a ban worthy troll-flaming post on BOTB as I am right now. So. Pissed. Off.

Oh no. Link?

https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12261382/pregnancy-or-not#latest

This troll started yesterday. The link is to the thread that got under my skin.

:-O

blairwitch

Today is DHs bday...He doesn't celebrate vday. Have to admit that sometimes I get a little jealous of the flowers/candy/etc all the other girls get.

giraffeluvspi

kjkarats03 said:

FFFC3: I've never been so tempted to leave a ban worthy troll-flaming post on BOTB as I am right now. So. Pissed. Off.

Oh no. Link?

https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12261382/pregnancy-or-not#latest This troll started yesterday. The link is to the thread that got under my skin.

If we're going to cause trouble we must do it on another board. Let's play nice for our favorite mod.

On that note I also want to TP the cunt. 

EagleWife

2012ames said:

FFFC3: I've never been so tempted to leave a ban worthy troll-flaming post on BOTB as I am right now. So. Pissed. Off.

Oh no. Link?

https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12261382/pregnancy-or-not#latest This troll started yesterday. The link is to the thread that got under my skin.

:-O

There is no way that is real. It has to be an AE/Troll/MUD person trying to say all the things to get people fired up.

My FFFC is that I read last week's UO and FFFC it short bursts through-out the week on my phone (I just left the tabs open in by browser) and just finished them yesterday. I'm looking forward to a less busy time in life (no more school).

coco2787

Another remote lover here.

stephyfaith

kjkarats03 said:

lizabethann06 said:

kjkarats03 said:

FFFC3: I've never been so tempted to leave a ban worthy troll-flaming post on BOTB as I am right now. So. Pissed. Off.

Oh no. Link?

https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12261382/pregnancy-or-not#latest

This troll started yesterday. The link is to the thread that got under my skin.

I can't even... WTF... That is so messed up on so many levels.

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24karat

EagleWife said:

2012ames said:

kjkarats03 said:

lizabethann06 said:

kjkarats03 said:

FFFC3: I've never been so tempted to leave a ban worthy troll-flaming post on BOTB as I am right now. So. Pissed. Off.

Oh no. Link?

https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12261382/pregnancy-or-not#latest

This troll started yesterday. The link is to the thread that got under my skin.

:-O

There is no way that is real. It has to be an AE/Troll/MUD person trying to say all the things to get people fired up.

My FFFC is that I read last week's UO and FFFC it short bursts through-out the week on my phone (I just left the tabs open in by browser) and just finished them yesterday. I'm looking forward to a less busy time in life (no more school).

Exactly. I haven't replied again yet because I don't want her to get the satisfaction if she's just out for drama.

Stacey099

Went to BRU yesterday. G had a gift certificate to spend from DH's Gma. Went over by the Lamaze toys and held him up in front of them. He chose My Friend Emily. She wears a yellow, pank, and purple dress. I was proud of DH when he didn't try to change G's mind into a different toy. G loves Emily

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kjkarats03 said:

FFFC3: I've never been so tempted to leave a ban worthy troll-flaming post on BOTB as I am right now. So. Pissed. Off.

Oh no. Link?

https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12261382/pregnancy-or-not#latest This troll started yesterday. The link is to the thread that got under my skin.

This is so wrong.     

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I have 4 copies of Good Night Moon. I'll never buy it as a gift for any one.

gutsymama

Lucas ate some Desitin this morning. I was busy sniffing his diaper, because it smelled like real poop and I was pretty excited about it! 

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@mainerocks I thought about that, lol. I just read I Love You Stinky Face, it's a much better book IMO