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LuckyDad

Today I learned you don't ask a toddler if they have outgrown a toy.

Suddenly all these old baby toys are his favorites.

DreadLoc

The husband took it out of the rice.  It's alive!  A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE! @mrsbutt

wiggyslilsis

@luckydad I was putting toys away during DD's nap (she is 21 mo) and she woke up and grabbed a bunch of toys she hadn't touched in months out of the box so I had to wait until that night to pack them up and hide them away. I haven't actually gotten rid of anything yet...I just box it up and put it away.

wiggyslilsis

@ctgirl30 So glad you are feeling better and that the family is too! Yay for time at the gym

ReeseFox

I'm supposed to leave at 2:30 because daycare closes at 3 today. DH just called to tell me he's off so he's going to get her. I'm still leaving at 2:30.

missyishere

ReeseFox said:

I'm supposed to leave at 2:30 because daycare closes at 3 today. DH just called to tell me he's off so he's going to get her. I'm still leaving at 2:30.

Go sit in your car and listen to nothing for a while.

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missyishere

I'm making delicious balls today. Who wants Missy balls in yo mouf?

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missyishere

Take my hand. Get on the floor. Come on baby, dance with me.

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missyishere

Since DH is coming home early from work today, I'm taking advantage by making him hold pads for me then day drinking.

missyishere

MrsButt said:

Hold pads @missyishere??

@mrsbutt

theimpossibleastronaut

Just finished chopping some veggies and slicing cheese. So much more to do, but I need a break.

wiggyslilsis

I am not day drinking but tonight I am making a wine punch with a blush moscato (because pink is pretty) a 2 liter of sprite and frozen raspberries. I am excited

missyishere

Hide it in a mug or colored cup @justaphase?

LuckyDad

missyishere said:

Hide it in a mug or colored cup @justaphase?

I do this anyway for DS. Although he hates beer smell. But he wants cocktails.

theimpossibleastronaut

I'm sorry pobrecita. hope he's better soon.

ReeseFox

Ugh 45 more minutes to go. I've filed, followed up on open orders, and recorded tracking info for closed orders. Still no phone calls. Guess I'll catch another nap.

JackoftheBox

What the fuck am I going to do for 3 hours??!!! And you guys all fucking suck there is no liquor at work

angelashly

I forgot to get eggs yesterday. I got the booze but forgot eggs. Can't have Christmas breakfast without eggs. I guess I'll have to go out. I'll get more wine for my troubles.

BoopADoopBetty

SookieFrackhouse68 said:

Hay Bets? Bets.

Hay Bets. I'm thinking about you and I'm smiling like Haz.

@boopadoopbetty

SookieFrackhouse68 said:

Hay Bets? Bets.

Hay Bets. I'm thinking about you and I'm smiling like Haz.

@boopadoopbetty

angelashly

My kid just asked me where my stocking was. Ask your dad kid ask your dad

wiggyslilsis

@angelashy It always made me sad as a kid that my mom got no stocking or just one or two things in it while all of ours were overflowing. So now I do mom's stocking for Christmas morning DH is actually okay at doing my stocking so that is good.

ReeseFox

I stuff my own stocking. It's so so sad.

angelashly

I'm going to have to now @reesefox mine isn't capable I guess. I told her I would send it to Santa so I'll probably throw a book or something I just bought in there tonight.

My mom I think pretty much did hers, but my dad did put some in there.

LuckyDad

justAphase said:

LuckyDad said:

Hide it in a mug or colored cup @justaphase?

I do this anyway for DS. Although he hates beer smell. But he wants cocktails.

I should do this since M calls anything in a can beer and that's super embarrassing in public

DS just points to beer on the store shelves and says "Daddy?"

But I'm klassy so he only does it for bottled beer.

ReeseFox

I'm stalking UPS tracking for two last presents I need for my mom's house tonight. One is my dad's main present. Fingers crossed it makes it before 5.

LuckyDad

pobrecita said:

DS still has a double ear infection plus a nasty virus and croup. Merry freaking Christmas.

Oof. All the sorries, that really sucks for both of you.

LuckyDad

LexiLupin said:

CHUNK!

TOO CUTE!

LuckyDad

ThisIsBrea said:

Why do the McCallisters have so many mannequins lying around? Weird. #homealonerealizations

I assume someone in the house did fashion design or seamstress work or something?

missyishere

ReeseFox said:

I stuff my own stocking. It's so so sad.

I sometimes stuff my own stocking at nap times

missyishere

kid doesn't want to nap. Goddammit!

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LuckyDad

missyishere said:

kid doesn't want to nap. Goddammit!

My kid is napping before yours! Nyah!

Which makes sense because despite time zone differences, mine work up before yours.

missyishere

LuckyDad said:

missyishere said:

kid doesn't want to nap. Goddammit!

My kid is napping before yours! Nyah!

Which makes sense because despite time zone differences, mine work up before yours.


Her canines are popping, which means sleep sucks right now. It also means I am not fond of my kid so much.