Longest Thread EVER! (aka Random Thoughts Thread )

Stace0616

@katieharpiceland‌ U don't kno her lyfe!!

katieharpiceland

Stace0616 said:

@katieharpiceland‌ U don't kno her lyfe!!

Its annoys me so much lately. I don't know why?

Serenla

ColleenSwerb said:

Watching Dodgeball. I love this movie.

Great movie.

Serenla

jellysparkles said:

mamrotu73 said:

DH got drunk at work and called me for a ride. I thought I was the one who was supposed to be calling him for a ride! What was his plan if all that pooping meant labor?!

...I wanna get drunk at work...

Confession time, I used to get tipsy on my lunch breaks.

Stace0616

Because we are all so boring on RTT? At least, that's the word on the street. I just want to start making shit up and posting about it.

OMG I peed more than normal today! I must be in labor because I had sex! Having drama with my mama! Is pooping normal? Should I circumcise my baby? All of the dramz.

Stace0616

I wish I was Ina Garten. Except with children. Today she made sloppy Joe's from scratch. I don't even LIKE sloppy Joe's and I was drooling!

Mamamonzo

katieharpiceland said:

Other threads...ugh. How on earth can you have THAT much drama in your life that everyday you can write some new dramatic thing that happened to you???

What thread!?!?

kseccomb17

I'm finally becoming comfortable with DD losing only child status. Losing this guilt is taking so much weight off my shoulders. I finally feel like my heart can grow.

Twirple

Bees Everywhere said:

I bought paint today and the woman asked DH if this was for the nursery (no it's not) they chit chat and since she had a toddler before her last c/s I mentioned that's one reason I'm hoping to avoid a c/s this time. Well she starts telling me all the risks with trying that like rupture etc and how she had a friend that "split totally open- totally from front to back" so c/s was better.

FFS where the shit do these people come from. Thanks for the paint and the mental scars, bitch. 

When I was pregnant with my son, and took the Hypnobirthing class, they gave us buttons to wear that said "Please, only happy birth stories, my baby is listening."  I had women walk up to me to start talking, open their mouths, stop, read the pin, say "Never mind." and walk away!

katieharpiceland

dani+california said:

Other threads...ugh. How on earth can you have THAT much drama in your life that everyday you can write some new dramatic thing that happened to you???

I wanna know if she remembered to call jail

Okay what are we talking about?

The doctor wanting to induce labor early. Because DRAMA!!!! Always! (Yea, did she call jail yet?)

kseccomb17

katieharpiceland said:

dani+california said:

Other threads...ugh. How on earth can you have THAT much drama in your life that everyday you can write some new dramatic thing that happened to you???

I wanna know if she remembered to call jail

Okay what are we talking about?

The doctor wanting to induce labor early. Because DRAMA!!!! Always! (Yea, did she call jail yet?)

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

katieharpiceland

Stace0616 said:

I wish I was Ina Garten. Except with children. Today she made sloppy Joe's from scratch. I don't even LIKE sloppy Joe's and I was drooling!

LOL. I dislike Ina. She's too pretentious. I feel sorry for Jeffery and his constant wish for chicken on Fridays.

katieharpiceland

Oooooh, a bloody show post. I really think venturing out of RTT tonight is dangerous.

Bees Everywhere

Twirple said:

Bees Everywhere said:

I bought paint today and the woman asked DH if this was for the nursery (no it's not) they chit chat and since she had a toddler before her last c/s I mentioned that's one reason I'm hoping to avoid a c/s this time. Well she starts telling me all the risks with trying that like rupture etc and how she had a friend that "split totally open- totally from front to back" so c/s was better.

FFS where the shit do these people come from. Thanks for the paint and the mental scars, bitch. 

When I was pregnant with my son, and took the Hypnobirthing class, they gave us buttons to wear that said "Please, only happy birth stories, my baby is listening."  I had women walk up to me to start talking, open their mouths, stop, read the pin, say "Never mind." and walk away!

I love that!!

e: Tonight for dinner we're having popcorn. And a banana, some green beans and greek yogurt.  Oh and some pepperoni. 

Stace0616

Yeah, I love her devotion to ingredients! I was posting about her on Facebook yesterday and her substitutions for us little people. Like oh you don't have the money to raise a cow and churn your own butter with the tears of Dutch milkmaids? That's ok--store bought butter will still work. Thanks, Ina!

Today she was talking about this random plum variety and conceded that you can use regular plums, but that they tend to be too watery. So... You're saying I'm screwed, right?

kseccomb17

DH came home with chinese AND girl scout cookies. This is heaven  :-j

nikki912

@ImnAtari‌

Are you using a spray bottle to spray your vag when you pee? Sounds ridiculous but it helps relieve the sting!

Stool softeners are your friend...and all the breathing techniques you learned in labor will help too! Good luck!

chichi589

Whoever asked how to do pregnancy with other kids the key is playing on the floor a lot they don't really care if your playing just that your on the floor and then snuggle with elmo on TV. Bumps make the best pillows!

Serenla

ImnAtari said:

Peeing is hard...

And I'm terrified to poop.

Life in hospital land is good otherwise. I will post my 'official" birth story once we're home tomorrow. I have a lot to live up to after @serenla went over and above on her LB post :-P

I tried! I was lucky enough to know when your labor would begin lol.

nikki912

I think it's so wrong to talk to your young children about your finances. This stems from a comment on FB where someone said her five year old handed her a dime and said it was so she could buy a house and be happy. You have to also know that this chick is a notorious over-sharer with no shame. It makes me sad to think a five year old is worried about his mothers happiness and thinks money is the key to it.

tamaraaaa

I have a mother effin fever blister. I seriously am done working Saturday and never need to leave my house after that until baby.... WHY MEEE????

thomas930

Well, I think I figured out why everyone keeps telling me that they don't think I'll make it 3 more weeks....apparently my belly is measuring 2 weeks ahead. I'm not worried because I know it doesn't mean much but it could explain all the comments I've been getting. 

Also, totally had a burger that was sandwiched between 2 funnel cakes for lunch today. It made me do this 

=P~

speechie517

Dear MIL -I love that you have my appointment schedule memorized, remember the due date, #of days early or late and date of each baby shower you had with your children 25+ years ago. I like it more when you call me to ask about my vagina, cervix, and uterus... Ugh, do I have to keep her?

irisheyez7

Did I seriously just spend an hour decluttering and "precleaning" my house for the maid to come tomorrow?!?! When did I become this person? Who am I?!?!

rockstarlaw

Just got out of the bathtub & my skin is all pink. I can even see where the water line stopped. Weird, it didn't feel all that hot. Little dude is moving around in there, so hopefully I didn't boil him.

rockstarlaw

So to counter-act the hot bath, I decided to lower my body temperature by eating gelato. That totally works, right?

Mamamonzo

Sneak peek!!

rockstarlaw

Gorgeous, @Mamamonzo‌!!!

Stace0616

Olive Garden sat a nine month pregnant, plus size woman in a fucking BOOTH then let me sit sideways for 20mins before reseating us. In a half empty section. Way to make me feel more uncomfortable than I already do. And they only gave us two breadsticks at a time. I hate them right now.

I mean, do I look like in going to fit in a booth right now?

Mamamonzo

LuckySquare said:

@Mamamonzo‌ he's seriously adorable. You made a heartbreaker!

Seriously!! What if number two isn't as cute!?? Lol

KatieGummow

@ColleenSwerb‌ how are you doing!? Any progress?

Mamamonzo

Jessieann1020 said:

I am going to bed. Last time I went to bed early Jenny went into labor and the time before that yall hit 1000 pages. So somebody get ready because another baby is coming or something equally as cool is about to go down.

I bet Tonight we find out who GC is!

JessieAlbin

Stace0616 said:

Olive Garden sat a nine month pregnant, plus size woman in a fucking BOOTH then let me sit sideways for 20mins before reseating us. In a half empty section. Way to make me feel more uncomfortable than I already do. And they only gave us two breadsticks at a time. I hate them right now.

I mean, do I look like in going to fit in a booth right now?

They always give me and DH a booth. I just end up making us that couple who sits on the same side so I can push the table all the way to the other side and have some belly room. Boo to restaurant booths and steering wheels! Get off my belly!

tamaraaaa

I think she has to be known May 1... Being at the end of the month, I want fun and exciting things to keep happening while everyone pops out a baby before me!

pineconey

Mucus waterfall pouring down my throat.
I want this baby out so I can have a chance to experience a day without mucus once more. I'm losing my effing mind.

nikki912

We did perineal massage tonight. Not fun ladies- not fun. Ill keep doing it though if it means I won't tear again. That what it means right?
TELL ME THATS WHAT IT MEANS DAMNIT!

Bluebird2318

FWP: When I go to wash my face these days I have to fold up a towel and lay it over the edge of the counter to provide some cushion for my belly while I bend over the sink.

kseccomb17

DH and DD are playing candy land and dh is losing. He's trying really hard not to be a poor sport.

spano41

ColleenSwerb said:

KatieGummow said:

@ColleenSwerb‌ how are you doing!? Any progress?

I'm confused. Progress on what?
I'm about to go bed. All is well here, other than DS being sick and DH being a bit of a moron. Oh and I did get the laundry folded. Or at least DH's. Mine I just threw back in one of the baskets. Lol!

I think maybe she missed the sarcasm in your "is this real life? " post.

Stace0616

Does anyone here LIKE going to restaurants anymore? The whole thing took three hours, and I kept thinking that I would've rather gotten it to go and invited my friend over to my place instead. Then I could eat on my couch and balance my plate on my belly at the same time