Longest Thread EVER! (aka Random Thoughts Thread )

Mamamonzo

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Hi ladies! Sleepless in room 204 still! Sending Luke to the nursery after the next feeding.. I'm nervous.
Also AW moment... I warned you weeks ago I would AW my kid like crazy!

He says hi bump aunties! Xoxoxoxo

mrscrcalli

is this A14.. y'all bitches getting soft up in here!  )

mrscrcalli

Danni i need some syrup.. the good kind.. what do you want from murica? lets make an exchange.

mrscrcalli

ColleenSwerb said:

I'm secretly a huge people pleaser @mrscalli, lol.

Don't tell the snail!!! she has her own opinions about you and your hat. i think thats whats keeping her away...

cgoldian

I completely agree with @jellysparkles‌ regarding the disappointment issues. I also would like to avoid a CS because I had open heart surgery two years ago and I already feel like Frankenstein with the scar I have. And the thought of having to go through recovery from another major surgery makes me sad. But in the end, I will do whatever I have to for the good of my little squish!

BiggerinRealLife

@Mamamonzo Ahhhhh! So cute!!!!!! And we share husband names.

Stace0616

I still want to go to sleep pregnant and wake up to my baby crying in his crib. I can just skip the whole birthing thing, right?

snmetz7

ColleenSwerb said:

It's strange that the snail was only here while I was gone.....

i was just thinking that myself. anything you want to confess missy? :P

thomas930

Baby monzo is so stinkin cute!!!! @Mamamonzo

mrscrcalli

dani+california said:

Danni i need some syrup.. the good kind.. what do you want from murica? lets make an exchange.

Cheap alcohol! No for reals your liquor prices are insane. I bought a 1.5 litre bottle of coconut rum once for $9 in the US. NINE DOLLARS. That would cost $45+ here. Let's do this!

im in! is this illegal???

tamaraaaa

KendraColeslaw said:

DH said he would go to the grocery store for me and get dessert, but idk what I want! Open to suggestions.

OREOS.

sking72

kcp913 said:

sking72 said:

A. Super mad because I have a Gif for this conversation and it will not work. Fuming.
B. Extra mad because there is no easy way to clean out your friend list on facebook.

I wish there was a way to delete people without them every finding out so you don't have to put up with them being assholes about it after the fact. Example:

DH's friend is having a birthday party next weekend. DH found out because a coworker was invited (we were told nothing about said party). When DH was asked by coworker in front of his friend (who is another coworker) whether or not he was going, and DH said he didn't know about it, the excuse given was that "well, kira deleted my wife and myself from her facebook, and the invite went out by facebook, which is why you don't know about it".

well, shitfuck, I deleted you and your wfie because you are fake lovey~dovey and stalk me and then tell my husband what I said or did on facebook, causing me to have to hear about what I did or said on facebook. If you weren't such an infantile little buttsniffer who tries to start shit between my husband and myself, I wouldn't have deleted you or your troll wife.

Oh yea, and I'm apparently mad at everyone and everything today. Sorry for the mini-rant

I hear ya. I want to delete my ex roommate and will once the baby is here and before anything goes on Facebook about her (even though I'm planning on not putting pictures up) but at the same time she still owes me money. So it's like.... Stupid. I'm not doing it to be dramatic or bitchy, I'm doing it because I hate her and don't want her in my life. Plus then I'm going to delete her friend that I met through her, and feel a little bad about that because she was super nice to me in light of all the shit my ex roommate and I went through. Another mini rant!

Stace0616

I want ALL Little Debbie products now. But apparently, my local grocery chain is too fancy for them--I looked in both the cookie aisle and the cereal/Pop-Tart aisle and NOTHING! Nor were they on the end caps.

If I want to eat a year's worth of saturated fat in one sitting I should be allowed to. I seriously have been dreaming about oatmeal cream pies, nutter butters, and those individual cinnamon rolls for weeks. I may have to lower my standards and haul my pregnant ass to Walmart to obtain them.

Sisimama10

Jessieann1020 said:

Also, one other thing. Someone posted a picture in the HDBD thread and there is a white board in the background and there is a penis drawn on it. I got a nice LOL from it. I don't want to name names......so happy hunting.

Found it! That reminded me of the I-spy books!

RocksInTheWater

Stace0616 said:

I want ALL Little Debbie products now. But apparently, my local grocery chain is too fancy for them--I looked in both the cookie aisle and the cereal/Pop-Tart aisle and NOTHING! Nor were they on the end caps. If I want to eat a year's worth of saturated fat in one sitting I should be allowed to. I seriously have been dreaming about oatmeal cream pies, nutter butters, and those individual cinnamon rolls for weeks. I may have to lower my standards and haul my pregnant ass to Walmart to obtain them.

I've seen them at Rainbow in the bread aisle.  Weird, I know.  Did you go to Rainbow or Cub?  

RocksInTheWater

@KendraColeslaw  You totally need key lime pie.  That sounds so delicious right now.  

Sisimama10

LoriMc12 said:

@KendraColeslaw  You totally need key lime pie.  That sounds so delicious right now.  

I love key lime pie SO much.

Stace0616

@LoriMc12‌ - We are closest to a Lund's. It's a 5min drove vs 15mins to get to Cub. Though I bet they'd have it at Cub, too. The problem with Lund's is I get pissed at the lack of true junk food and then end up buying something from the bakery and spending way more money than I want to lol!

Twirple

@ColleenSwerb I was lucky enough to get the natural birth that I wanted with DS, but after 11 hours of labor on almost no sleep the night before, and no food, I remember thinking "I can totally understand why some women would want an elective C-section."  I was just SOOOO tired.

I loved my Hypnobirth, and plan on doing it again, but a small part of me still thinks an elective c-section would be easier.  I love the idea of being about to know what day you're having the baby, being able to plan, and everything being controlled.

Like everyone, I would go a long way to avoid and emergency c-section, but if it is necessary, it is necessary.

Eija3014

It's hilarious that y'all were talking about babies teleporting out while I was gone, because at the same time, I was thinking that nature needs to transform pregnancy into half eating to bulk up and half hibernation until birth. It makes no sense to deprive us of sleep and make us miserable while we're working so hard to grow humans! Making a baby is a miracle and everything and I'm super grateful but... Fuck nature [-(

Lindsay808

Sisimama10 said:

LoriMc12 said:

@KendraColeslaw  You totally need key lime pie.  That sounds so delicious right now.  

I love key lime pie SO much.

Me too and they're so easy to make!

Eija3014

@LoriMc12‌ @KendraColeslaw
YES!!! Better yet, key lime dessert bars... I don't really like pie crust, and these have crumbly graham cracker crust on the bottom instead =P~

RocksInTheWater

Stace0616 said:

@LoriMc12‌ - We are closest to a Lund's. It's a 5min drove vs 15mins to get to Cub. Though I bet they'd have it at Cub, too. The problem with Lund's is I get pissed at the lack of true junk food and then end up buying something from the bakery and spending way more money than I want to lol!

@Stace0616 Yeah, eff Lund's on their lack of true junk food.  They certainly wouldn't carry Little Debbie cakes.  They are way above that  :-<

RocksInTheWater

KendraColeslaw said:

I ended up with those Edwards brand Hershey's chocolate creme pies. YUM.

Edward's brand also has key lime pie.  So close!  Though hershey's one is also delish.

mrscrcalli

Are two people pulling my legs like a wishbone?? Omgggg it hurts so bad all the timeeee [-(

edoliesmom

@jellysparkles I checked out your flags, and in doing so, I realized I marked something of yours as spam. Sorry! :-S I loved it, but I don't know if it went away or not.

speechie517

Catching up after a crazy day! I wish I could block people from Facebook without unfriending them. I hate waking up to 6 notifications from MIL. She will like every single picture in an album of 50 photos. One of my bffs is in town for work and we had burritos/ tacos at a new restaurant on her dinner break! So delicious! I had a Hawaiian pork taco and a Thai shrimp taco. My school had a shower for me and baby received some really cute things! Then I hit up a consignment sale to help round out her wardrobe. I hope she likes polka dots. Is having a baby shower for the sibs to be ( instead of mom to be) a thing? I received Facebook invite for one being held for kiddos of a coworker. Edit: ugh sorry about the awful iPad formatting

tamaraaaa

I'm seriously so happy inside that I know what the Lunds vs Cub vs Rainbow discussion means...  My true Minnesotan will never be lost!

Sisimama10

mamrotu73 said:

Sisimama10 said:

Jessieann1020 said:

Also, one other thing. Someone posted a picture in the HDBD thread and there is a white board in the background and there is a penis drawn on it. I got a nice LOL from it. I don't want to name names......so happy hunting.

Found it! That reminded me of the I-spy books!

Also, "Call Jail"? I wonder what for.

lol totally wondered the same

RocksInTheWater

Jessieann1020 said:

This increase in pooping before going into labor. Is that due to undetected contractions causing things to move along faster or does you body just do it to clean house?

I think it's to clean house.  

RocksInTheWater

joytomylifex said:

I'm seriously so happy inside that I know what the Lunds vs Cub vs Rainbow discussion means...  My true Minnesotan will never be lost!

When I first moved here, I thought Cub and Rainbow were the weirdest names for grocery stores.  

Ashleypixie

Jessieann1020 said:

Also, one other thing. Someone posted a picture in the HDBD thread and there is a white board in the background and there is a penis drawn on it. I got a nice LOL from it. I don't want to name names......so happy hunting.

Saw it! And I swear it also said "call jail"

edoliesmom

kseccomb17 said:

My mw said senna is fine.

I'm catching up, so forgive me if someone else made the same mistake and already confessed to it. When I read this, I was like, "Well, your midwife is WRONG. Cinna is dead, and that's not how you spell his name!" )

ETA: Oh, I see now that my buddy @Bluebird2318 thought the same thing. I don't think this is the first time something like this has happened. )

avidkeo

Ashleypixie said:

Jessieann1020 said:

Also, one other thing. Someone posted a picture in the HDBD thread and there is a white board in the background and there is a penis drawn on it. I got a nice LOL from it. I don't want to name names......so happy hunting.

Saw it! And I swear it also said "call jail"

Found it too. and I agree, that's the message!!!! underlined and everything!  

mrscrcalli

So. Many. Babies @-)

nikki912

I'm super laid back about baby coming whenever it's ready and I'm really not nervous at all, BUT holy balls there are babies flying out of utes all over the place. This is not a drill people.

RocksInTheWater

aviola329 said:

avidkeo said:

Ashleypixie said:

Jessieann1020 said:

Also, one other thing. Someone posted a picture in the HDBD thread and there is a white board in the background and there is a penis drawn on it. I got a nice LOL from it. I don't want to name names......so happy hunting.

Saw it! And I swear it also said "call jail"

Found it too. and I agree, that's the message!!!! underlined and everything!  

Bahaha found it too! I had a feeling thats who we were talking about LOL

I couldn't find it.  I need some hints or at least a page number!

RocksInTheWater

nikki912 said:

I'm super laid back about baby coming whenever it's ready and I'm really not nervous at all, BUT holy balls there are babies flying out of utes all over the place. This is not a drill people.

I was just thinking that it's now at the point that birth stories are becoming a common thing and that is CRAZY.  

Emily041285

I must admit it never crossed myind that LO could be early. As a FTM I just assumed she'd be late. All these babies are making me nervous! :-SS

RocksInTheWater

@Vinny424  Found it.  Thanks!