Longest Thread EVER! (aka Random Thoughts Thread )

janice9821

So I've discovered that the maximum number of boxes I can pack without causing myself stabby pain is 2.  So my day has pretty much been... binge-watch The Bachelor, eat, bump, pack 2 boxes, bump, facebook, pack 2 boxes, eat, bump, facebook, pack 2 boxes, sit on the floor in despair about how long it will take to finish packing at this rate, bump, facebook, 2 more boxes...  *sigh*

deidremaria

Mmmm curry

Themaritimemama

Pssh I'm going to the house party. DH really wants me to go so I'll suck it up.

Sidebar: DH wanted to know when he should stop "drinking to get drunk" before the baby gets here. I was thinking 2 more weeks...? Haha.

danamarie421

I really want to take a nap, but sleeping is now awful and uncomfortable. And we have zero junk food in my house right now.... (

irisheyez7

Mamamadi said:

Sidebar: DH wanted to know when he should stop "drinking to get drunk" before the baby gets here. I was thinking 2 more weeks...? Haha.

Ha! My hubs asked me this last night! I told him St. pattys weekend is his last "hoorah" for a while.

mrscrcalli

This thread has a mind of its own on weekends.. I come to check in and I've missed 202 posts ... I bet a lot of cool thing happened and a lot of hugs are needed, based on RTT normality.

So ((Hugs)) and ((High Five)) all around.

Now.. Time for some pizza!

PPH you all :x

Let's try not to have any more babies this weekend mmmmmkayy?

snmetz7

Sprin break whoopwhoop

chichi589

I have realized I can never keep up anymore with everyone on maternity leave or home i wish i lived in california and got the 4 weeks!! i hate workingggg everyones complaining about insurance and i'm just here like when is the next time i can have rocky road ice cream. hope you ladies have a fantastic day!

avidkeo

Maybe I should put this under FFFC or something...

I am getting seriously sick of the "anyone else not getting any?" threads. Because we had a MC only days after DTD before getting pregnant with this one, and because its so incredibly painful for me! DH and I have only DTD twice since getting pregnant. For those still getting some, yep I'm incredibly envious. Those of us who aren't, are probably sick of being reminded that we aren't!

mrscrcalli

Ps. The new South Park video game is awesome \m/

janice9821

mrscrcalli said:

Ps. The new South Park video game is awesome \m/

Poor DH is waiting patiently for his copy.  He pre-ordered a special version and has been really bummed it hasn't come in yet.

Emily041285

Between DH and work today I may end up having this baby in jail because I killed someone...... %-(

kseccomb17

Vinny424 said:

I didn't fucking realize shamrock shakes were mint. Because I didn't want the drive through guy thinking I was a lard ass I have to go to a different McD for a vanilla shake because I couldn't get over the mint one.

I hate mint. It's like eating toothpaste. I would've done the same.

MrsL13

I just sat here for a 15 min waiting for the water to start boiling. Well I guess it would help if I turned the stove on. I am a dumbass.

mrscrcalli

mamrotu73 said:

While relaxing in the tub, I thought "Baths are kindof boring sometimes, I need to get an otterbox so I can bump here."

I'm always bath bumping! ">

Lindsay808

Reading March's birth stories is cool but I really can't wait to read all of yours! It'll be so exciting to recognize usernames on threads and see pictures of all the little ones that starred in all the HDBDs.  ;;)

kseccomb17

WWRTTD? I have a lady interested in buying all of DD's clothes from me. I saved everything. We are having a boy this time, and he's our last child. Should I sell the clothes? I'm becoming irrationally afraid that he's actually a she (for no good reason)... lol. Help!

snmetz7

@lia619 there are some nice ones online a khols. I don't know what you will find in the store though https://www.kohls.com/catalog/oh-baby-by-motherhood-shirts-and-blouses-tops-clothing.jsp?CN=4294873953+4294719458+4294719805+4294719810&cc=maternitytopnav2dropdown2shirts   Old navy will have more items...but they are more casual

jennypenny1014

fireflygirl12 said:

I wish I had brothers/sisters so that my kids could have cousins nearby. DH has 3 siblings, but they all live out of state so we hardly ever see them.

This is my life! Except DH only has one sib - a brother - and he & SIL are total "one and done" with our nephew...so not only will our kids only have one biological cousin, but they live 1200 miles away in Las Vegas. BOO.

mrscrcalli

@jellysparkles aka jellyfish aka jellyface aka jellyboobs aka jellylover aka jelltotheeee can you please change your avatar back to elf!?!? (

katieharpiceland

That's so sweet @poru!!

Bluebird2318

jellysparkles said:

@jellysparkles aka jellyfish aka jellyface aka jellyboobs aka jellylover aka jelltotheeee can you please change your avatar back to elf!?!? (

I can never win ( Even my real face got shut down in favor of Buddy

When you used your real face I kept confusing you and @pineconey! 

jennypenny1014

KendraColeslaw said:

 I vote for halfway-point meet ups in Colorado.

YESSSSS! Then you can come into town early (or stay longer) and then WE can hang out too!!

mrscrcalli

jellysparkles said:

mrscrcalli said:

@jellysparkles aka jellyfish aka jellyface aka jellyboobs aka jellylover aka jelltotheeee can you please change your avatar back to elf!?!? (

I can never win ( Even my real face got shut down in favor of Buddy

I'll take your jellyface!!

jennypenny1014

JessieAlbin said:

No lent for me.. But I am wearing my hubs' super huge old and comfy catholic high school Tshirt today. He says it has "magical feel better powers" hehe. Let's see how it works on 8 months pregnant and miserable.

Also, pop tarts. Where have I been?? Pop tarts are making my life right now.

Girl, get outta my head! I totally just bought pop tarts the day before yesterday, and they are my everything right now.

jennypenny1014

snmetz7 said:

KatieGummow said:

KendraColeslaw said:

KatieGummow said:

KendraColeslaw said:

KatieGummow said:

@KendraColeslaw said:

May I just scream to you guys for a second before my head explodes?!?

MY SISTER IN LAW IS PREGNANT!!! \:D/ <:-P  This will be her third with my brother and I'm hoping they get a little girl this time! (they have two boys) My little girl needs a girl cousin playmate!

Yesssssss! Do you guys live close?!?! That is so much fun! for realz tho u shud b mad she is steeling ur thunder.

Oh, crap! I forgot to make a thread about how she's stealing my thunder. Come to think of it, she'll probably announce it right around the time I give birth - she's 6 weeks along and if she announces at 12, I'll be days from my due date. That bitch.
My brother is in the Army, so they live all over the place. Currently, Missouri, so it's only an 8 hour road trip. And we both love road trips!

Bitch. I bet she got pregnant when she did just so she could announce then.

That's so fun! I love hearing when brother's and sister's marry amazing people and everyone is so close. (I got SO lucky in that aspect as well). That's awesome you both dont mind road tripping. Is there a base closer to you he could request and hopefully get?

He's actually going to get out of the Army when his contract is up (he'll still be in MO at that point) and then he has plans to attend helicopter pilot school in Utah, so they'll be further away no biggie though! I vote for halfway-point meet ups in Colorado.

That would be the most fun in the world! I loooove Colorado! You could get a groupon for a place at a ski resort or go brewery hopping.... can i come?


oo oo me too!


YES YES YES!! I totally encourage this! Colorado meetup! Come one, come all!

Bluebird2318

Where did the snail go? 

jennypenny1014

Jessieann1020 said:

I need a little advice from STM's. My sister is graduating college May 10th. LO will be roughly a month old. It will be about a 3-4 hour ceremony. I plan on nursing so I plan to bring LO. Is this very realistic?

I don't see why not...baby will probably sleep the whole time, and even if (s)he doesn't, you can always excuse yourself to the back, or just outside to the hall if (s)he gets fussy.

irisheyez7

Bluebird2318 said:

Where did the snail go? 

I think the better question is WTF was up with that snail?

katieharpiceland

This would have to be one of the worst ways to deliver a baby, ever. After eating meat tainted with LSD and tripping. 

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/family-eats-lsd-tainted-meat-goes-home-new-brother-n47476

jennypenny1014

kseccomb17 said:

One of DH's really good friends was killed in a car accident this morning. He is also losing his co-worker to cancer and is in his final days under hospice care. Poor DH  (

OMG! So sorry for your DH! *Hugs*

isamaraguirre

Going to cry
Apparently I have 4 assignments, for my online course, due by Sunday...I don't think I'm going to be able to do them all.
Geez, why does school have to be so hard!?

irisheyez7

katieharpiceland said:

This would have to be one of the worst ways to deliver a baby, ever. After eating meat tainted with LSD and tripping. 

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/family-eats-lsd-tainted-meat-goes-home-new-brother-n47476

Holy shit! That would be awful! I can't even imagine! Childbirth can be traumatic in its own right let alone tripping balls on acid @-)

katieharpiceland

irisheyez7 said:

This would have to be one of the worst ways to deliver a baby, ever. After eating meat tainted with LSD and tripping. 

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/family-eats-lsd-tainted-meat-goes-home-new-brother-n47476

Holy shit! That would be awful! I can't even imagine! Childbirth can be traumatic in its own right let alone tripping balls on acid @-) No kidding! The whole thought of that makes me feel REALLY sorry for this woman. 

SnAiLtRaILz

Bluebird2318 said:

Where did the snail go? 

Oh just hanging around, snailing it up, waiting for my friend. I am a friendly snail.

mrscrcalli

SnAiLtRaILz said:

Bluebird2318 said:

Where did the snail go? 

Oh just hanging around, snailing it up, waiting for my friend. I am a friendly snail.

Oh my! I've been absent for a couple days and totally missed this little gem..

Tell me about yourself? 8->

SnAiLtRaILz

aronie82 said:

Who is your friend snail??

Not glynncoco, that's for sure. In case you missed it, we are second cousins.

mrscrcalli

SnAiLtRaILz said:

aronie82 said:

Who is your friend snail??

Not glynncoco, that's for sure. In case you missed it, we are second cousins.

Yo! Whoooooo areeeee youuuuuu and what's your story..

1 2 3 go!

katieharpiceland

Must sleep soon, but, can't stop following the lost plane news on Twitter. I think I've watched too much Air Crash Investigation. (And, really, I hope it turns out ok!)

SnAiLtRaILz

mrscrcalli said:

SnAiLtRaILz said:

aronie82 said:

Who is your friend snail??

Not glynncoco, that's for sure. In case you missed it, we are second cousins.

Yo! Whoooooo areeeee youuuuuu and what's your story..

1 2 3 go!

Who is your daddy and what does he do?