Longest Thread EVER! (aka Random Thoughts Thread )

Mamamonzo

Ive just been informed by FIL that he and MIL want to stay with us Saturday night so we can take them to the airport at 4:30 in the morning on Sunday. Um we have plans Saturday night, thanks for asking, our spare room is a catch all of baby shit right now, oh and 4:30am..no fucking way.

edoliesmom

deidremaria said:

@SLSchuerg not the juicy dirt I was expecting but I think this is way better. Just be sure to let us know when they finally come clean to you that they're doing it.

Will do!

RocksInTheWater

So I treated myself to a pedicure after work and since I was on my own for dinner I went to a cafe across the street for a huge slice of chocolate strawberry cheesecake.  I really feel like I should save some for DH but I just can't stop eating.

BiggerinRealLife

toothpastechica said:

BiggerinRealLife said:

I've decided that on every thread titled "Is anyone else feeling ____________?!?!?" I'm just going to answer "Yup." What else is there to say?

You could just say "NO? WTF are you talking about!!!" and totally alienate them and make them feel uncomfortable  

It's a giphy day today.

deidremaria

I LOVE the chalky texture of these tums. Is it possible to over dose?

BiggerinRealLife

deidremaria said:

I LOVE the chalky texture of these tums. Is it possible to over dose?

Yup.

BiggerinRealLife

BiggerinRealLife said:

deidremaria said:

I LOVE the chalky texture of these tums. Is it possible to over dose?

Yup.

Seriously though, if you're taking lots every day you should talk to your doc. Mine recommended a daily antacid and using the tums for rescue. 

deidremaria

BiggerinRealLife said:

deidremaria said:

I LOVE the chalky texture of these tums. Is it possible to over dose?

Yup.

Damn *looks away*

Emily041285

deidremaria said:

I LOVE the chalky texture of these tums. Is it possible to over dose?

You can take 10 a day. I looked at the bottle because I thought I was taking too much. The dr today told me to take previcd to help.

But they do taste pretty yummy!

nicole mackenzie

I'm sad and depressed. DH is away for a couple of days so maybe I'm just lonely.

Feeling depressed about last Christmas. I feel like I ruined the whole thing. Our house is the perfect halfway point for everyone, but I don't think I'll be able to host again without having an anxiety attack/getting depressed thinking about last year.

Seeing the fallen down snowman outside makes me want to cry because people were having fUn and then it well went in the shitter.

Now I can't stop crying.

pineconey

Mamamonzo said:

pineconey said:

I had to skip 10 pages of RTT... Wahhhhhhh

I wondered where you were yesterday

Busy week!! I've got about 5 minutes of bump time then diving back in for more crazy...

deidremaria

I actually just read the bottle. Says not to exceed 10 in 24 hrs. Luckily I don't exceed 4. It's not on a daily basis either so I think I'm in the clear. Thanks guys

edoliesmom

JoelleOK said:

A FB friend from high school (really more a friend of a friend) posted her ultrasound picture yesterday. She's due 12/6, which she didn't announce but I can zoom in on all the private info she left on the image. Announcing that early isn't my style but whatever. . .she also posted about her coat not fitting and not being able to park close enough to her job (snow/ice issues) yesterday too. :-?

Today she posts about telling her kindergarten class kids about the baby in her tummy. She is like 6 weeks?! I want to know what's her plan if things end badly. Perhaps I'm being too sensitive, but this screams bad idea to me.

This strikes a nerve with me too. I did that with my first pregnancy. I was probably about 5 or 6 weeks, and then I had to "untell" everyone about 2-3 weeks later. This time I waited until I was 11 weeks, which I was still nervous about being too early. And the crazy thing is about a week before I announced, my cousin's wife announced that she was too and she was only about 5 weeks! Huge red flag went up for me, but thankfully, she's expecting 2 healthy twin girls.

pineconey

ColleenSwerb said:

People totally clueless about labor and delivery amaze me. Especially this late in the game.

AMEN

deidremaria

I want top ramen and there's none in the cupboard. Fucking bullshit man!

pineconey

Guys... My pizza takes 5 more minutes to cook. I have to be somewhere with DH in 11 minutes. DH isn't home. BAD MATH

KatieGummow

pineconey said:

ColleenSwerb said:

People totally clueless about labor and delivery amaze me. Especially this late in the game.

AMEN

This is me unfortunately, and I know better. I just started reading upon it...

Miss504NOLA

aviola329 said:

Was anyone else aware they make birthday cake flavored m&ms??

I didn't know these existed. Now I'm going to hunt them down. I'm jealous.

edoliesmom

pineconey said:

Guys... My pizza takes 5 more minutes to cook. I have to be somewhere with DH in 11 minutes. DH isn't home. BAD MATH

If I'm not mistaken, pizzas are usually pre-cooked so you don't have to worry about eating anything undercooked. I say pop it out a few minutes early and chow down!

Mamamonzo

@aviola329 did DH ever tell you the password?

RocksInTheWater

Emily041285 said:

I LOVE the chalky texture of these tums. Is it possible to over dose?

You can take 10 a day. I looked at the bottle because I thought I was taking too much. The dr today told me to take previcd to help. But they do taste pretty yummy!

The smoothie tums are 1000x better than regular tums, but yeah, it says only 10 a day.

Hey guys, I'm SO excited!  I've been stalking rugsusa.com for a 70% sale to buy the rug I want for our master bedroom and almost caved when they were 60% off.  I just checked and they are now 70% for President's Day!  We ordered a rug from there for the nursery too.  Thousands of rugs and cheap.  

irisheyez7

Ok. Now to climb the mountain of hand me downs we got today. Hopefully there isn't an avalanche and I get trapped underneath Mount Osh Kosh!

BiggerinRealLife

Lol so this may be gross or tmi but.... All these has anyone else posts has almost urged me to start my own thread titled "Do hemorrhoids explode!?!?" And inside say "according to google it's a no, but the bleeding from my butt says yes! Anyone else!!!???" Lol I'm in a weird mood today, guys....Sorry guys

Yup.

irisheyez7

P&B715 said:

Is it wrong when mil calls my phone I give it to her son to answer???

I do it too! He always yells at me and says if "she wanted to talk to me she would have called me!"

Megczapla

Just over 1 day and 800 posts later, I've finally been able to open up my bump!

One of my second graders throwing a chair at me/my desk yesterday = LOTS of BH, paperwork, and parent phone calls.

Hope all is well ladies! Lots of love from me to you!!

eireyes

Peanut is banging around like I'm an inflatable bounce house, and I want to shake my left leg off it's so antsy! Throw in some back pain and I officially quit - comfort does not appear to be in my future. (

BiggerinRealLife

@Eireyes That's a great mental image of what our babies are doing!

Bluebird2318

DH just asked: "do you guys ever get into fights on there?" OH BOY, LET ME TELL YOU! I told him all about baby shower etiquette and circumcision. He was flabbergasted. 

Mamamonzo

aviola329 said:

Mamamonzo said:

@aviola329 did DH ever tell you the password?

No, but we ended up having it out last night and I was super upset. He tried backtracking sorta claiming it was a reminder for him not a dig at me, but I have a feeling it was just because I was so upset...by the time the "fight" was over I was practically hyperventilating I was so upset. When I got up this morning the password was gone. 


What a butt! I'm sorry! Hope things are smooth sailing tonight for you! (Hugs)

kseccomb17

@dani- did you hear about your job? Sorry if I missed an update.

Bluebird2318

P&B715 said:

DH just asked: "do you guys ever get into fights on there?" OH BOY, LET ME TELL YOU! I told him all about baby shower etiquette and circumcision. He was flabbergasted. 

Do bears shit in the woods?!?

You know they don't- they live in Houses like the Charmin commercials.... Hehe Edit to add: DH loves the Glynn coco threads he can't stop laughing. I also showed him the gif one today, because that thread was awesome!

I don't know if my DH could comprehend the hot rainbow mess that is GlynnCoco. 

Stace0616

Dear lord, I just ate half of a chocolate salted caramel cupcake and half of a cookie dough cupcake. And we got our federal tax refund today. AND DH let it slip that his top secret errands tonight involved getting Vday stuff for me. Yaaaaaay chocolate!!

Everything is awesome.

Stace0616

We split them. Always get two different cupcakes and split them in half to share so there are no arguments over who has the "better" cupcake. Though, trust me, if DH wasn't able to eat his, I would have had both completely guilt free

sarlimes34

since i'm not having a baby shower, i feel that completely entitles me to get a cake and have it decorated for a baby shower and eat it myself. am i right? i think so!

thomas930

So jealous of you guys that have gotten your tax money!!! We thought we were supposed to get it yesterday but the IRS sent it out for deposit today and it still hasn't hit our account yet  X( I'm so impatient. 

snmetz7

Back from birthing class time for charmed and sewing while winding down for bed!

Bluebird2318

snmetz7 said:

Back from birthing class time for charmed and sewing while winding down for bed!

That sort of sounds like my nights, except it's "time for Breaking Bad and drinking my gallon jug of water and eating snacks I probably shouldn't be eating while winding down for bed at 2 in the morning." FWIW, yours sounds so much more classy and sensible. 

Bluebird2318

KendraColeslaw said:

I still don't think I've gotten BH - do some women never get them? Am I going to suck at labor?

Some women never feel them! I think I might have felt a couple during second tri, but I don't feel anything these days. 

KatieGummow

embear22 said:

So I do actually have a quick serious question. The BH contractions feel like your whole stomach goes just tight? Like really tight? And should I be concerned if I've been laying down for an hr and they still haven't stopped? I really pushed myself today and I did a lot of physical activity so I'm thinking that's the cause of them. It's like crazy pressure on my stomach and I can feel all sorts of movement.

I would time them to see how far apart they are. If they are inconsistent you're fine, if not I would give a quick call to your nurse hotline. You're doing the right thing by laying down and drinking water!

KatieGummow

ColleenSwerb said:

KatieGummow said:

pineconey said:

ColleenSwerb said:

People totally clueless about labor and delivery amaze me. Especially this late in the game.

AMEN

This is me unfortunatey, and I know better. I just started reading upon it...

Girl! You've probably got even less time with 2 of them in there, lol. Get on that!

Denial... sweet, sweet denial. I just dont understand how time (or lack there of) snuck up on me!