Longest Thread EVER! (aka Random Thoughts Thread )

irisheyez7

@aviola329
I WOULD FUCKING KILL HIM.
I just read that to DH and he got this shit eating grin on his face like he was about to say "That's pretty funny" til he saw the look on my face and his expression quickly changed.

BiggerinRealLife

Bees Everywhere said:

I wish we could put a shock collar that gives a jolt every time a person uses the words "tacky", "entitled" and especially "gift-grabby." The baby shower board would just be a smoldering wasteland in a matter of seconds.  Then it would also be more useful and interesting. 

/dead.

But no, seriously......

BiggerinRealLife

@aviola329 Kill him.

Emily041285

@aviola329 I just read your post to DH and first words out of his mouth "well the password was no right?" Not helpful to you but slightly funny to me that he went there.

Mamamonzo

@aviola329 did you at least try to figure out what the password was?

michaelad3

I applaud the endurance of those of you who managed to make it through the whole baby shower thread. I made it through page 6 and got bored.

@aviola329 I would be beyond livid! How rude!

You all are seriously awesome, and RTT is where it's at!

Mamamonzo

aviola329 said:

Mamamonzo said:

@aviola329 did you at least try to figure out what the password was?

Yeah I went through all 6 of his regular passwords before I spotted the "hint". Then I tried yes/no etc. now I'm just pissed. Unless he was planning on texting it to me later, my guess is it's either hidden somewhere in the mess for me to "find" as I clean, or he was just planning on being a complete ass and essentially kicking me off the computer for the night.

Frankly the only thing he succeeded in doing was pissing me off and hurting me, because I can do almost everything I do online here on my phone.

Oh HELL NO. A cleaning scavenger hunt!? Fuck that! I wouldn't even let him sleep on the couch. He can have the floor. Hide all the couch cushions.

Bluebird2318

aviola329 said:

Ugh I'm gonna strangle DH for being a fucking asshat! I get home and plan to get on the computer for a few minutes to unwind before cooking myself dinner and cleaning the house some. And guess what he did?! He password locked the fucking computer...and his password hint "did you clean?" ASSHOLE! I was actually planning on cleaning originally but now I kinda just wanna lock myself in our room with my cell and the DVR after DSS is in bed and not do a goddamn thing! Yes I know our house needs to be cleaned, but he's the one who's home until mid afternoon, usually on his damn video/computer games or the Olympics now, and I'm the one who works 9 hr days, deals with DSS and oh yeah is pregnant with his kid! He hadn't said a word to me all fucking day, normally I'd get a text or two and a call on his way to work, but today nothing and then I come home to that. I'm so fucking pissed I wanna scream but then id freak out DSS and the dog. ETA oh and to top it all off, he left a bill on the computer he seems to want me to pay....how the fuck does he expect me to do that if I can't get onto the damn computer!?

Punch him directly in the dick. Seriously, WTF? 

cgoldian

I was just about to post about how DH was totally getting on my nerves but after reading @aviola329's post, I am going to keep my mouth shut. But seriously, aviola, you need to hide all of his video games and leave him a nasty hint about being a total douchebag or something.

JessieAlbin

snmetz7 said:

Ok so my baby care basics class was cancelled due to weather and all the other classes up until my due date are full.... I have never changed a diaper, bathed a baby, and I can count on my fingers how many times I've held a baby... can someone link me to some good sites and or videos on swaddling, diaper changing (I'm using cloth diapers with prefolds), bathing and anything else you think I should know... TIA

We have to yet to sign up for classes but DH got a head start practicing with the books today while I was at work:

J&NL

Man I am way behind but I am FINALLY done painting DDs room. I've been working on it since Friday and just finished tonight. All by myself, might I add

sking72

embear22 said:

I'm confused by maternity clothe designers. I don't understand why everything has such a deep V or deep scoop necks.( or all stripes for that matter). Do they think pregnant people pull their shirts on over their belly and not over our heads? Is this how you get dressed? Have i been getting dressed wrong all these years?! In all seriousness though...Wtf is that? I'm uncomfortable I don't need my tits falling out of my shirts too.

I asked SO today if my boobs always look so saggy and he blamed the stripes. I'm telling myself it was partially because I slept in it.

JessieAlbin

@fourthnlast keeping you in my thoughts, doll.. Stay in there and do baby things, little Pabst! Your momma isn't ready for your arrival yet!

deidremaria

@Aviola329 I just told my bf about what your husband did and he was like "she works?" And I'm like "yea, I think longer hours than him" and then he's like "she's pregnant?" And I'm like "yea... Just as pregnant as me" and he said "oh hell no he needs to sit the fuck down somewhere. That's his fucking wife!"

snmetz7

Stace0616 said:

@snmetz7 - this is exactly why I only order pizzas online. I don't trust people to actually listen when I call in my order. Same reason I won't order Chinese delivery on the phone. Way too many screw ups and after you've been waiting nearly an hour for your food, I can't be nice about it anymore

This was a local mom and pop kind of place with no online ordering (but the best pizza in the city) and the guy who took the order knew it was wrong the sec he opened the box the cooks were just high or something. Three free pizzas later I'm home fed and ready for bed.

deidremaria

This man brought me home some fried calamari. I'm seriously starting to think that food from him has something to do with why I'm pregnant now.

Mamamonzo

celticlullaby said:

I've been working all day but I had to see what tackiness caused 10 pages of drama...and now, holy hell, I missed over 300 RTT posts! What is going on in Bumpland today??

This much reading calls for a bath.

Ohhh! You said tacky I get a cookie! See my previous post a page or two back to play my cookie game

BiggerinRealLife

@JessieAlbin I just died at the cuteness!!!

snmetz7

@jessieann bru completion coupon was paper in the mail.

JessieAlbin

AprilMay9 said:

embear22 said:

I'm confused by maternity clothe designers. I don't understand why everything has such a deep V or deep scoop necks.( or all stripes for that matter). Do they think pregnant people pull their shirts on over their belly and not over our heads? Is this how you get dressed? Have i been getting dressed wrong all these years?! In all seriousness though...Wtf is that? I'm uncomfortable I don't need my tits falling out of my shirts too.

They assume you want to show off your tits.

They assume I have tits to show off. Nope, but thanks for rubbing it in that my belly is ginormous and my tits are still tiny.

snmetz7

Vinny424 said:

embear22 said:

Ahh she posted again! And I knew I should've gone there first to QFP! The title was in so much pain or something Ike that. Who is this broad?

I think it was a accidental double post

Possibly but now they are both gone. I didn't get to qfp in time but she was complaining about being in pain after standing for a little. Sounds like the psd that many of us have been griping about for a while now.

JessieAlbin

BiggerinRealLife said:

@JessieAlbin I just died at the cuteness!!!

Right??? After I came home we snuggled watching the old Robocop so he could take me to the new one tomorrow, then he insisted we practice diapering and picking up the Snoopy "baby", and is now at the grocery store in the "winter storm" to get me frozen pizza, chocolate and tums. He never goes to get the things!!

Honestly my hubs can be a total ass about cleaning too (heaven forbid he come up with a stunt like that, I could see it happening when he is particularly feisty!), but tonight, Mr. Aviola needs to take a hint from Mr. Albin. Be adorable, dude. It's gonna get you waaaay further..

deidremaria

Mamamonzo said:

celticlullaby said:

I've been working all day but I had to see what tackiness caused 10 pages of drama...and now, holy hell, I missed over 300 RTT posts! What is going on in Bumpland today??

This much reading calls for a bath.

Ohhh! You said tacky I get a cookie! See my previous post a page or two back to play my cookie game

I wonder how many GSC I'll eat in one sitting if I play along.

kseccomb17

I feel like my dinner is not digesting. It's just sitting there. It's a pretty disgusting feeling.

SeattleMomma

And the discomfort,crazy active kicker, and sleepless nights begin! Errrr

irisheyez7

LONG DAY! We went house hunting and found a few we actually liked today!Then when we got home I asked DH to clean the top of the fridge for me. Brownie points for him! He started rolling actually pulled the fridge out and cleaned the whole thing! He then just kept going and cleaned all the cabinet fronts and the microwave cart! I will admit I have never pulled out the fridge and I have never pulled out the whole microwave cart so it was scary how much yuck accumulated back there :-S
I was feeling a little off today, a bit dizzy and was having a lot of BH, but I kept trying to help him and he wouldn't let me. My kitchen looks amazing. Only 4 more big projects on the to do list and our house is officially "deep cleaned". It's really a great feeling.
I have to drive downtown to SIL's house (GRRRRRRRRR) to get some baby stuff tomorrow, but after that I am giving us both the night off from projects. I think we deserve it.

danamarie421

Hi Ladies!! I've been MIA from the bump for the past few days and apparently have missed some craziness! I just wanted to say hi and send my thoughts and prayers to all who need them!

fireflygirl12

AW: I'm just going to go ahead and put this here, so deal with it:

irisheyez7

poru said:

I just want to poop. It's been far too long. /eom

That really sucks. That and the heart burn have been really hard to deal with. I have had some relief lately and have been pretty regular for a day or two. The only thing I have changed in my diet is buying Lucky Charms. I am going to go with that. They apparently really are "magically delicious".

Bees Everywhere

Putting a bra on after a shower is getting to be a Sisyphean task.

Bluebird2318

Bees Everywhere said:

Putting a bra on after a shower is getting to be a Sisyphean task.

Putting on a bra is such a PITA, but I can't stand it when anything brushes against my breasts these days either so I need my boob guard! It's such a dilemma. Damned if I do, damned if I don't. (

Bluebird2318

aviola329 said:

Hello cold shoulder...what the hell did I do to deserve you!? X(

DH still being a douche?! 

ETA: My DH will get into moods like that on occasion when stresses start piling up on him and it drives me absolutely nuts. So much sympathy. I hope he cools his jets and gets over it soon. That's so ridiculous!

jennypenny1014

aviola329 said:

Ugh I'm gonna strangle DH for being a fucking asshat! I get home and plan to get on the computer for a few minutes to unwind before cooking myself dinner and cleaning the house some. And guess what he did?! He password locked the fucking computer...and his password hint "did you clean?" ASSHOLE! I was actually planning on cleaning originally but now I kinda just wanna lock myself in our room with my cell and the DVR after DSS is in bed and not do a goddamn thing! Yes I know our house needs to be cleaned, but he's the one who's home until mid afternoon, usually on his damn video/computer games or the Olympics now, and I'm the one who works 9 hr days, deals with DSS and oh yeah is pregnant with his kid! He hadn't said a word to me all fucking day, normally I'd get a text or two and a call on his way to work, but today nothing and then I come home to that. I'm so fucking pissed I wanna scream but then id freak out DSS and the dog. ETA oh and to top it all off, he left a bill on the computer he seems to want me to pay....how the fuck does he expect me to do that if I can't get onto the damn computer!?

DH would be hurtin if he tried that shit on me.

mrscrcalli

DH keeps feeding me rice crispy treats, like he's made me 2 pans in the last 3 days...What's his motive :-?

J&NL

@aviola TP him now and hide the batteries to all the remotes in the house.

Bluebird2318

Looking at old pictures of DD makes me want ALL THE BABIES. Someone please remind me that this is not feasible because a.) DH and I are "two and through" and b.) I enjoy sleep. But seriously, SQUISHY LITTLE BABY FACE I JUST CAN'T EVEN. 

mrscrcalli

Bluebird2318 said:

Looking at old pictures of DD makes me want ALL THE BABIES. Someone please remind me that this is not feasible because a.) DH and I are "two and through" and b.) I enjoy sleep. But seriously, SQUISHY LITTLE BABY FACE I JUST CAN'T EVEN. 

Blue!!! wtf she is the absolute cutest girl on the earfffff!!! :x :x

Bluebird2318

mrscrcalli said:

Looking at old pictures of DD makes me want ALL THE BABIES. Someone please remind me that this is not feasible because a.) DH and I are "two and through" and b.) I enjoy sleep. But seriously, SQUISHY LITTLE BABY FACE I JUST CAN'T EVEN. 

Blue!!! wtf she is the absolute cutest girl on the earfffff!!! :x :x

DA WHOOOOOOLE URRRRFFFF! I would be inclined to agree though. You know, not because parents are biased or anything but...  

deidremaria

@Bluebird2318 how is one baby so damn cute!!!!! I see why you want all the babies after looking at her pics.

Bluebird2318

deidremaria said:

@Bluebird2318 how is one baby so damn cute!!!!! I see why you want all the babies after looking at her pics.

I have no idea but I think we will be closer to figuring out the cute baby factor come April. Pretty sure we are all baking some grade A babies! I'm so impatient to see all the precious little squishies!