Longest Thread EVER! (aka Random Thoughts Thread )

edoliesmom

Edolie is EBF and has had 3 colds so far, sooo... yeah. My BM doesn't make her invincible to colds apparently.

janice9821

BFN. Sadsies.

kmos816

dani+california said:

My little crib napper who NEVER falls asleep anywhere else just passed out on our walk. I wheeled him into the house and he's still like this, mango mesh feeder and all.

Cute! I love the hat over his eyes! My LO used to be a crib only napper but also suddenly suprised me when she started napping during car rides and stroller rides.... It's kinda nice!

edoliesmom

janice9821 said:

BFN. Sadsies.

Bummer!

deidremaria

Vinny424 said:

I mean this is some if the other shit she likes to talk about so...

Oh god!

deidremaria

dani+california said:

deidremaria said:

Vinny424 said:

I mean this is some if the other shit she likes to talk about so...

Oh god!

IT WAS THE FLU VACCINES!!!11!!1

EXACTLY! In my cruise line operations class Ebola came up and a guy legitimately said "if you guys read your bibles you'd realize that it says these types of things would happen one day". Lets just say I had to apologize to my class and my professor for my reaction.

kmos816

Vinny424 said:

dani+california said:

My little crib napper who NEVER falls asleep anywhere else just passed out on our walk. I wheeled him into the house and he's still like this, mango mesh feeder and all.

Ever been so drunk you pass out beer still in hand?

Or so tired I've fallen asleep with wine or beer in hand.... I hate wasting booze :-(

RedDawnsRevenge

@dani+california‌ honest to god if it said drink water on my coke, I'd have a serious guilt complex and go get a glass of water!

ambarnett1

@janice9821‌ sorry you didn't get the answer you wanted!

I'm jealous that you all can feed your LOs whatever whenever. Bubba has a MSPI and terrible eczema, so we have to follow the food allergy rule. He's already reacted to carrots, green beans, and peas. Questionable reaction to apples and blueberries. Wish I knew soy was crossed with green beans and peas prior to giving it to him (thanks for the information @embear22 a while ago!).

Eta - ds is so frustrating. Lately I've had to hold him down to get him to take his bottle. No matter what I do he rips off and looks around. So annoying. Which has lead to not eating as much and waking up more at night. Idk what to do.

Ashleypixie

I have friends who think the National Report is a real news source and post ridiculous articles about Ebola and anti-liberal, conspiracy nonsense. Ughhhhhhh. It's not real news.

JessieAlbin

Bummer, @janice9821‌ .. Your body just wanted an extra month to get ready!

@deidremaria‌ def don't go.

@Leeroy80‌ the comforting thing about that 6 year old's awkward question is that's how 6 year olds are supposed to process stuff. Someone told her once (probably in response to a question of why in the world is that baby on your boob) that their baby eats from a boob so they can grow up strong and healthy. Kind of sweet if it wasn't an awkward moment

Ashleypixie

aronie82 said:

FFTC I was catching up on RTT while pumping and read a post from piney and jelly and was like HEY they're back!  I bet Kendra will post next!  Woo hoo!  Then I realized I was on page 2.  Boo
=((

Seriously, where are these people?

edoliesmom

@KendraColeslaw Ohhh okay! Thanks for letting me know that. I was trying not to worry about it, but at the back of my mind I was thinking it's because you didn't like it. lol X_X You can send it to me if you'd like! I wouldn't mind that. But I'll admit that I was really going back to the picture to see how many likes it had gotten because, you know, it was all about the outfit and definitely not about your adorable, beautiful baby that was getting the likes. haha I'm ridiculous!

Ashleypixie

KendraColeslaw said:

embear22 said:

Where's @Ashleypixie‌ and @KendraColeslaw‌? I feel like a lot of people are missing here lately....

Apparently this was pages ago, but hello! Yeah, I'm slowly stepping away from TB. I typically only visit on Thursdays and Fridays now. So... I'm being like Andrewsgal, RIP.

@edoliesmom I saw your comment on my IG - I had gone through and deleted a bunch of pics that weren't my favorite. I deleted the one of Ellie in the outfit you got, but only because she looked like she wasn't having fun AT ALL, not because of the outfit (I'm THAT mom who deletes not-good pics of my baby). I adore the outfit. I can PM it to you on fb if you want!

Did she get banned? I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed her Thursday/Friday trend.

ambarnett1

I hate baby food allergies!

kseccomb17

I'm feeling extra grateful for life today.bI'm taking DD on a lunch date after her preschool class. I have to have surgery on my jaw for this stupid broken tooth thats now a massive infection. Im trying to get it all in before DH and I renew our vows in november.

Ashleypixie

Ahhhhh...Golden Retrievers. We have tumbleweed everywhere.

christinanoelle

@deidremaria‌ I wouldn't go! It seems like invite was an afterthought which sucks. Did she at least give you a reason for not attending yours? Or send a gift?

The radio station I follow on FB had a status to the effect of "what a nice, cute, good looking soldier that passed away yesterday in Ottawa. What a waste" I wish I had taken a screenshot because they finally came to their senses and took it down. I couldn't believe it.. Would it have been less of a waste if he wasn't attractive?!

SoulTermination

Scrolling through the "mommyproblems" hashtag on Twitter from boredom, and apparently someone named their kid Loyalty... #judginghard

deidremaria

christinanoelle said:

@deidremaria‌ I wouldn't go! It seems like invite was an afterthought which sucks. Did she at least give you a reason for not attending yours? Or send a gift?

The radio station I follow on FB had a status to the effect of "what a nice, cute, good looking soldier that passed away yesterday in Ottawa. What a waste" I wish I had taken a screenshot because they finally came to their senses and took it down. I couldn't believe it.. Would it have been less of a waste if he wasn't attractive?!

I remember running into her a few days after the shower and she said she ended up having to work and that she'd send a gift. (The gift doesn't even matter to me) she never got the gift. I think the reason I contemplated going was because she was "working" and because I do like her. But as I'm typing this I don't even think the store she was working at opens on Sunday's so there's that. I'm gonna skip it. Really because like you said the invite was an afterthought. She text me like an hour or two after we ran into each other

Ashleypixie

mamrotu73 said:

All this conspiracy talk reminds me I need to block Fox News before my mom visits.

I should probably brush Indy. He only tolerates one brush though, and it is not the most effective one. 

I thought about it yesterday. When they come watch the kids I come home and they're watching Fox News. I'd rather them interact with my kids instead of getting mad at random shit, so I was going to block it before this weekend but forgot. On it.

Ashleypixie

Whatever, if they notice I blocked it I'd just say "BECAUSE YOURE FUCKING CRAZY"

ambarnett1

@3crazykitties‌ Do it! Let him wake up with you and DH. No point of having parents be snotty or upset because of it.

snowbound

My sister and a friend from HS had babies today. The baby fever is strong today...

deidremaria

snowbound said:

My sister and a friend from HS had babies today. The baby fever is strong today...

A neighbor had her baby girl today too.

deidremaria

Not sure if this has been said before but I think the hump gods create fake accounts just to start posts by randos asking stupid questions to see what reaction they'll get.

michaelad3

I'm a dirty lurker.

michaelad3

deidremaria said:

Not sure if this has been said before but I think the hump gods create fake accounts just to start posts by randos asking stupid questions to see what reaction they'll get.

Lol at hump gods

smushi

mommyofmac said:

My little crib napper who NEVER falls asleep anywhere else just passed out on our walk. I wheeled him into the house and he's still like this, mango mesh feeder and all.

Ever been so drunk you pass out beer still in hand?

Or so tired I've fallen asleep with wine or beer in hand.... I hate wasting booze :-(

My husband has. He fell asleep with a glass of red wine. He woke up with the glass on it's side on the couch. Let's just say it wasn't pretty. This was when C was about a month old, I had already gone to bed. It wouldn't have happened if I were around.

This is my MIL. After she stained my new guest sheets purple, I bought her (and myself) this for Christmas last year. We call them wine sippy cups.  Of course, this year she has successfully broken all of my stemless glasses but one, so I think this year I'll be getting her a silicone wine glass.

smushi

Hi RTT...

Today's mommy moment:  I read "location" as "lactaction" at work today.  Good thing my students don't know what that word means...

smushi

What does your husband play?  What kind of music?

LO absolutely loves guitar/banjo/violin

kseccomb17

A few times a year I decide I need a change. Physically. I just colored my hair burgundy and put on matte red lipstick. Total hipster

smushi

@vinny424 So no soothing lullaby options then

smushi

MrsStanton87 said:

Just ordered a cord of wood. Getting ready for a cold winter! So excited to use the fireplace in our new home \:D/

A cord of wood?  That's  a new measurement term to me.

deidremaria

michaelad3 said:

deidremaria said:

Not sure if this has been said before but I think the hump gods create fake accounts just to start posts by randos asking stupid questions to see what reaction they'll get.

Lol at hump gods

I'm totally not fixing that typo. I would have never noticed if you hadn't brought it up

deidremaria

Vinny424 said:

dani+california said:

Vinny424 said:

My husband's band is practicing for a gig they have next week. It sounds like they're just fucking around and not accomplishing much. Ill be pissed if they are wasting my time.

Eta:they practice in my house.

Giiiiiirl you have patience! It's nice of you to let them practice there. Get in there with a cowbell and set them straight

I group texted them to stop playing with their dicks. It worked.

I read that in your voice/accent and it made my night.

smushi

@mrsstanton87 so essentially a quarter of what I have in my yard.. lol.. We live in the woods.  DH broke his arm last year so I had to chop wood while pregnant if I wanted a fire.  We've had to fell a lot of trees on our property too, so we have a ton of seasoned wood this year.  IE, we had a deer and 3 babies in our front yard yesterday.  I heart the boonies.

kseccomb17

Ima aw myself.

juniper75

Vinny424 said:

dani+california said:

Vinny424 said:

dani+california said:

Vinny424 said:

My husband's band is practicing for a gig they have next week. It sounds like they're just fucking around and not accomplishing much. Ill be pissed if they are wasting my time.

Eta:they practice in my house.

Giiiiiirl you have patience! It's nice of you to let them practice there. Get in there with a cowbell and set them straight

I group texted them to stop playing with their dicks. It worked.

We would be best friends if I lived near you.

We'd have so much fun

Stay put ladies. The world is not ready for this yet...

RedDawnsRevenge

After 4 days in the carboy my porter is 8.5% ABV! Transferring to the secondary fermenter now. Brewing beer makes me feel like a mad scientist.