FFFC

BPer

Come on, ladies. It's 8am, let's do this.

mrsbhk22

I put DD on the vanity right in front of me in the morning while I am applying make up. Yesterday, she leaned over and grabbed my open container of deodorant and licked it before I could stop her. Disgusting.

BPer

I'm going to drink lots of wine this weekend. Like a whole lot.

bonjourbelle05

I'm hoping DS goes to bed early tonight because we're suppose to make an appearance at a Halloween party and I don't want to go! I may even skip his 2nd nap so I can be assured an early bedtime...

BPer

LoisLayn23 said:

I'm annoyed at DH's bestie who's kid is having a birthday party tomorrow at 11am. COSTUMES REQUIRED.

No. Saturdays are yoga pant, slippers, and sweatshirt days.

 

Fact. H had big plans for after our massages tomorrow for a wine tasting. I was all 'How about I just taste a whole bottle in the comfort of the hotel room?'

redneckmomma25

I wore a night gown as a shirt with leggings yesterday.

In my defense. You can't tell. It's flannel. Just looks like a tunic flannel button down shirt.

jayja2007

Dd pooped in the tub on Tuesday so I just scooped it out and continued to give her a bath. Since it was just me there I didn't want her to get cold just standing or getting into something she's not suppose to in the bathroom while I cleaned the tub and ran fresh water.

redneckmomma25

I also want to wear it for our family photos.

eshee8198

The last time DH's car registration came due, I misunderstood it and threw out the notice, and a month later he got pulled over and the car got towed. He blamed it on the fact that "the registry doesn't send out notices anymore" and I didn't say anything. That was two years ago. It just came due again, and I meant to pay it and totally forgot. He found out the registration was expired when he went to get it inspected. I feel awful, but he totally blames the registry again.

noloveintennis

LoisLayn23 said:

I'm annoyed at DH's bestie who's kid is having a birthday party tomorrow at 11am. COSTUMES REQUIRED.

No. Saturdays are yoga pant, slippers, and sweatshirt days.

 

wear that, stick your hair in curlers, grab a couple cat stuffed animals. Boom, crazy cat lady.

jbBeans

Every time Linden wakes for no reason, I imagine there's a ghost or something in her room waking her, and it freaks me the eff out. Then I'm also scared when I walk into her room.

AlinnJo

I didn't buy a costume or anything Halloween related for LO. We live in the country and don't get trick or treaters and we only have a couple friends in town that we could visit. I wasn't going to get her in and out of the car multiple times in the rain to get some candy that she couldn't eat.

melody921

mrsbhk22 said:

I put DD on the vanity right in front of me in the morning while I am applying make up. Yesterday, she leaned over and grabbed my open container of deodorant and licked it before I could stop her. Disgusting.

LOL, my kids have licked so many things. DD is partial to licking sneakers.

melody921

LoisLayn23 said:

I'm annoyed at DH's bestie who's kid is having a birthday party tomorrow at 11am. COSTUMES REQUIRED.

No. Saturdays are yoga pant, slippers, and sweatshirt days.

 

No one can mandate that kind of crap. Be a rebel!

melody921

BunkinMama said:

I may or may not be hungover. Also no coffee

Why the heck don't you have coffee? Recipe for disaster.

Flamingemu

The last time DH's car registration came due, I misunderstood it and threw out the notice, and a month later he got pulled over and the car got towed. He blamed it on the fact that "the registry doesn't send out notices anymore" and I didn't say anything. That was two years ago. It just came due again, and I meant to pay it and totally forgot. He found out the registration was expired when he went to get it inspected. I feel awful, but he totally blames the registry again.

Do your license plates not have the month and year stickers on them? He should know his registration is up by looking at the date on his plates. (Just a way to put the responsibility on him instead of you).

melody921

eshee8198 said:

The last time DH's car registration came due, I misunderstood it and threw out the notice, and a month later he got pulled over and the car got towed. He blamed it on the fact that "the registry doesn't send out notices anymore" and I didn't say anything. That was two years ago. It just came due again, and I meant to pay it and totally forgot. He found out the registration was expired when he went to get it inspected. I feel awful, but he totally blames the registry again.

I have thrown out or "filed" so much stuff that needed to be addressed. But, DH is HORRIBLE about actually reading his mail in a timely manner, so I maintain it's partly his fault.

willy_gert

I plan to be passive aggressive today at work, because I am tired of the bullshit.  I'm not going to be mean passive aggressive, but they will know something is wrong.  I can't play nice and go above and beyond anymore.  

BPer

LoisLayn23 said:

willy_gert said:

I plan to be passive aggressive today at work, because I am tired of the bullshit.  I'm not going to be mean passive aggressive, but they will know something is wrong.  I can't play nice and go above and beyond anymore.  

I've done that before and they're all "You ok? Why so quiet?" "yea bitch, I just don't want to lose my shit so I'm STFU and doing my work alone."

This was basically me at ILs Halloween party last night. Probably because they gave DD a donut in lieu of actual dinner, but I'M the asshole for saying that's not okay with me.

Pokedot

Wednesday night I was exhausted and didn't help DH one bit that night with stuff around the house. I fell asleep on the couch then woke up and went right to bed. I regret nothing.

Hyaline

jbBeans said:

Every time Linden wakes for no reason, I imagine there's a ghost or something in her room waking her, and it freaks me the eff out. Then I'm also scared when I walk into her room.

DH does this, too.  It doesn't help that we live in an old house.

eshee8198

Flamingemu said:

The last time DH's car registration came due, I misunderstood it and threw out the notice, and a month later he got pulled over and the car got towed. He blamed it on the fact that "the registry doesn't send out notices anymore" and I didn't say anything. That was two years ago. It just came due again, and I meant to pay it and totally forgot. He found out the registration was expired when he went to get it inspected. I feel awful, but he totally blames the registry again.

Do your license plates not have the month and year stickers on them? He should know his registration is up by looking at the date on his plates. (Just a way to put the responsibility on him instead of you).

Hmm...I'm honestly not even sure if they do that anymore. The real issue is now I'm going to have to make sure I throw out any future notices that come, so he doesn't get wise...

melody921

mands629 said:

BunkinMama said:

I may or may not be hungover. Also no coffee

Why the heck don't you have coffee? Recipe for disaster.

Yep, woke up late. I may need to mosey on over to Starbucks, but I never get it so I don't know what is good. All I know is PSL and I am pumpkined out. Any suggestions? I prefer mine blonde and sweet.

Their salted caramel latte is yummy.

Agreed. If you want something more basic, vanilla blonde roast is good too.

jocymama

I was late to work this morning. I blamed it on the girls when in reality it is because DH woke me up for morning sex.  

bosha711

Hyaline said:

jbBeans said:

Every time Linden wakes for no reason, I imagine there's a ghost or something in her room waking her, and it freaks me the eff out. Then I'm also scared when I walk into her room.

DH does this, too.  It doesn't help that we live in an old house.

........
This is MH, too, bc of all the orbs flying around on the video monitors.

kelbel527

BunkinMama said:

BunkinMama said:

I may or may not be hungover. Also no coffee

Why the heck don't you have coffee? Recipe for disaster.

Yep, woke up late. I may need to mosey on over to Starbucks, but I never get it so I don't know what is good. All I know is PSL and I am pumpkined out. Any suggestions? I prefer mine blonde and sweet.

Drinking a white chocolate mocha right now.  It's my Friday drink of choice (while I go lower cal the rest of the week) - because it's Friday, and I'm tired.

BillyMollyEmmy

I still haven't ovulated and we've had sex the past three nights in a row. I'm exhausted, yo. I don't want to do it tonight. I'll make myself though, for the benefit of my ute. Maybe DH will flake out. He's probably tired of it too. Three nights in a row is our max. haha

kelbel527

I may have kicked DH several times last night.  I get that he has a cold - but his snoring is interrupting my sleep!!  Ugh. 

Then I was a little pissy this morning because I was tired - even though it's not really his fault.

jbBeans

I inwardly roll my eyes when people are obviously afraid of dogs ( exaggerated avoidance of a dog on a leash, etc). I'm especially annoyed when kids are scared and it's clear the parents have shown or encouraged their fear.

Flamingemu

I haven't cleaned our M Bath in a month! I cleaned the toilet over the weekend and wipe the sink down after each use, but the shower is gross and the floor needs a vacuuming and mopping.

miss50

Man colds are the worst. I swear they play on the women-are-suppose-to-be nurtures card. I pull out all the good drugs and then find "something" (anything) to do.

miss50

I send out ridiculous fantasy trades just for fun. They make me laugh and no one probably looks at them anyway. No comments back as of yet.

tyrannasaurusjess

H and I have been planning a trip to New Orleans to visit a friend in December. I just found out he is planning the same trip with his college friends, no gfs or wives allowed. I plan on milking this as long as possible, making plans for things to do and such, to see how he plays this (he doesn't know I know about his 'bro sesh' [thats seriously what they call it--they're fratty]). Also, most likely it will end up being him and his friends rather than he and I, which pisses me off bc we haven't had a vacay in forever. SO if we end up pregnant this month, I've passive aggressively decided to withhold that information until the day before they leave for NO ( I planned on waiting until thanksgiving anyway, so it'd only be an extra few days) knowing he wouldn't leave me newly pregnant and alone for an extended weekend. If I can't go, ain't no one goin'!

ETA- spelling

Hyaline

jessk86 said:

H and I have been planning a trip to New Orleans to visit a friend in December. I just found out he is planning the same trip with his college friends, no gfs or wives allowed. I plan on milking this as long as possible, making plans for things to do and such, to see how he plays this (he doesn't know I know about his 'bro sesh' [thats seriously what they call it--they're fratty]). Also, most likely it will end up being him and his friends rather than he and I, which pisses me off bc we haven't had a vacay in forever. SO if we end up pregnant this month, I've passive aggressively decided to withhold that information until the day before they leave for NO ( I planned on waiting until thanksgiving anyway, so it'd only be an extra few days) knowing he wouldn't leave me newly pregnant and alone for an extended weekend. If I can't go, ain't no one goin'! ETA- spelling

I'd be pissed about the double-plan, too, but this part is kinda awful...especially the waiting until last-minute part so he's stuck bailing on his friends.  Also, if he DOES decide to go, you are going to be PISSED and he has every right to make that call.

jocymama

miss50 said:

I send out ridiculous fantasy trades just for fun. They make me laugh and no one probably looks at them anyway. No comments back as of yet.

Question about this- I cannot figure out how to trade on FF. I mean no one has any players listed as available. What am I missing? I haz the dumbs when it comes to FF

MarisaKathleen

Drunk Marisa told her DH that they could have sex everyday between her birthday and his.  

I thought he forgot.  He totally didn't.  He told me today he was going to pick up condoms when he ran to Target, even though I know we have almost 10 left.  We have a wedding tomorrow, which means wedding sex anyway, but then Tuesday-the following Wednesday?  That's just so much sex.  I'm not complaining because it's awesome, I'm just hoping that it doesn't all have to be marathon sex.  This is just one more reason I have only been drunk three times since having Nancy.  

starrysmile18

I hate that I get snarky comments when I randomly post. But I understand how all the "regulars" can get irritated. I get that I could use google, but hey, I won the bumpie (sp?) awards for the person most likely to use the forums for google in 2012

I lurk every single day and don't post because I HATE confrontation and dont want to deal with drama.

Pokedot

mands629 said:

miss50 said:

Man colds are the worst. I swear they play on the women-are-suppose-to-be nurtures card. I pull out all the good drugs and then find "something" (anything) to do.

Oh don't get me started on the recent bout of man cold in the mands629 household.  "I'm passing out."  "Honey, I can't keep anything down."  "I need you to drive me to the doctor."  Seriously, get your ass up.  I'll get you gatorade and say "oh that's too bad" when you say you don't feel well, maybe even pick you up some chicken noodle soup. But put on your big boy boxer briefs and take care of yourself because I'm not yo mama.  And also listen to me when I say have some toast if you feel nauseous - not grapefruit and then complain to me that you threw up when I told you to avoid that shit to begin with.

**I do love him.  I'm just flucking tired and cranky.  And want my wine now.  Maybe also a candy bar from Lu's ToT pumpkin.

This is why I kind of roll my eyes when DH says he doesn't feel good. Men are TERRIBLE when it comes to being sick. Is it bad that DH had to give blood a couple of months ago for testing and he ended up passing out. Work called to have me come pick him up. My first thought "thank god women are the ones to have babies!" Then I saw him all pale and clammy and I felt bad but not too bad ;P WOTY!

MarisaKathleen

jessk86 said:

H and I have been planning a trip to New Orleans to visit a friend in December. I just found out he is planning the same trip with his college friends, no gfs or wives allowed. I plan on milking this as long as possible, making plans for things to do and such, to see how he plays this (he doesn't know I know about his 'bro sesh' [thats seriously what they call it--they're fratty]). Also, most likely it will end up being him and his friends rather than he and I, which pisses me off bc we haven't had a vacay in forever. SO if we end up pregnant this month, I've passive aggressively decided to withhold that information until the day before they leave for NO ( I planned on waiting until thanksgiving anyway, so it'd only be an extra few days) knowing he wouldn't leave me newly pregnant and alone for an extended weekend. If I can't go, ain't no one goin'! ETA- spelling

Total dick move.  I laughed about it, but yea, totally a dick move.  Why don't you just tell him you don't want him to go?  A guilt trip would be more much effective on my DH vs being PA with him.

tyrannasaurusjess

Hyaline said:

jessk86 said:

H and I have been planning a trip to New Orleans to visit a friend in December. I just found out he is planning the same trip with his college friends, no gfs or wives allowed. I plan on milking this as long as possible, making plans for things to do and such, to see how he plays this (he doesn't know I know about his 'bro sesh' [thats seriously what they call it--they're fratty]). Also, most likely it will end up being him and his friends rather than he and I, which pisses me off bc we haven't had a vacay in forever. SO if we end up pregnant this month, I've passive aggressively decided to withhold that information until the day before they leave for NO ( I planned on waiting until thanksgiving anyway, so it'd only be an extra few days) knowing he wouldn't leave me newly pregnant and alone for an extended weekend. If I can't go, ain't no one goin'!

ETA- spelling

I'd be pissed about the double-plan, too, but this part is kinda awful...especially the waiting until last-minute part so he's stuck bailing on his friends.  Also, if he DOES decide to go, you are going to be PISSED and he has every right to make that call.

That's very true. I should also mention, though, that we have been planning this since September, and I had to put an annual shopping trip with my cousin on hold because we had to go this specific weekend, which is the weekend my cousin and I always do our girls weekend. (our friend is a cop and has a crazy schedule)

Ultimately I realize I'm overreacting and being a little bitchy about it, but if he wanted to just go with his friends, he should either-- stop pretending like we are still going so I can possibly salvage my shopping trip, or have planned it that way all along. I'm all for him getting away with his friends. Just not when it's supposed to be a he and I trip.

tinyhumantoe

I came up with the most self-centered, ridiculous timeline for pre-TTC

-Month 1:  Super lean eating and insane exercise
-Month 2:  Drinks w/ friends once a week.  Get a sitter to include DH at least one or two times, ha!
-Month 3:  Super lean eating and insane exercise
-Month 4:  Social/drinks/bar stuff again.  Maybe an overnight trip with DH somewhere.
-Month 5:  Month of cleansing with sustainable healthy eating and sustainable exercise
-Month 6:  Special romantic trip with only DH.  TTC starts here.

I feel relieved to have sorted this out, and I don't know if it's because I've okayed myself to not think about TTC for 6 months, or if it's because I'm a dieting alcoholic.  j/k, ha.