UO!

NotSharknado

CrashIntoMe1 said:

NotSharknado said:

I can not even remember the last time I knew what was going on in baseball. Still not entirely sure what teams were in the series.

You're lying! You saw my pumpkin!


I saw a bird!

NotSharknado

What in the ass fuck is wrong with a person to say they hate snickers? That ain't even right.

CinemaGoddess

mbenit4 said:

CinemaGoddess said:

Getting up at the buttcrack of dawn is better than sleeping in.  

You can get more done.  

#truthbomb.  

There is nothing I need to get up for at the buttcrack of dawn on the weekend.

Grocery shopping

NotSharknado

HilarityEnsued said:

NotSharknado said:

What in the ass fuck is wrong with a person to say they hate snickers? That ain't even right.

I know... Snickers is delicious.

Also... ice cream snickers bars? Oh... sure... I'll take an entire box.


I won't even by the ice cream bars now because I will seriously eat the entire box. There's only six in there, anyway.

missymo

NotSharknado said:

NotSharknado said:

What in the ass fuck is wrong with a person to say they hate snickers? That ain't even right.

I know... Snickers is delicious.

Also... ice cream snickers bars? Oh... sure... I'll take an entire box.

I won't even by the ice cream bars now because I will seriously eat the entire box. There's only six in there, anyway.

Seriously! And they are so small and slender.  It's not right.  

CinemaGoddess

missymo said:

NotSharknado said:

NotSharknado said:

What in the ass fuck is wrong with a person to say they hate snickers? That ain't even right.

I know... Snickers is delicious.

Also... ice cream snickers bars? Oh... sure... I'll take an entire box.

I won't even by the ice cream bars now because I will seriously eat the entire box. There's only six in there, anyway.

Seriously! And they are so small and slender.  It's not right.  

TWSS.  

aforst

They changed ToT to tomorrow here b/c it's supposed to storm really bad tonight. My (apparently) UO is that I think it's wonderful!  It's going to be so nice to let them stay up and ToT and play w/o having to worry about rushing through ToT to get them home and in bed at a decent time.  I also haven't bought candy yet (b/c I would have eaten it all by now) and I'm hoping it's still half off tomorrow.  Although, the stores around here will probably keep it full price b/c every town switched to Friday.

NotSharknado

I noticed I used the word "by" instead of "buy". Sorrynotsorry.

NotSharknado

My SIL's neighborhood gives out full sized candy bars.

missymo

They really need to be a lot more lengthy and have more girth in order for a woman to be satisfied with just one ice cream snickers bar.    

NotSharknado

missymo said:

They really need to be a lot more lengthy and have more girth in order for a woman to be satisfied with just one ice cream snickers bar.    

And bigger nuts!

NotSharknado

mbenit4 said:

I never buy candy. Never ever. Maybe more of a FFFC?

Even for Tots?

colliebabe

I have a real one.   I think police officers should have to follow the same traffic/driving rules when they are not in an emergency situation (i.e. lights not flashing.)

This brought to you by the officer in his police car who regular goes 40-45 through the neighborhood on the way to his house and tailgates me all the time (presumably because I am going exactly or under the speed limit.)  It's a neighborhood heavily populated with children and I fear the day is going to come when he is going to hit one of them. 

 

phunkyphish

HilarityEnsued said:

These things are fucking AWESOME...


Any and all barriers to eating an entire bag of pb cups (i.e. the wrapper and the annoyance of removing it) are gone.  D.I.S.A.S.T.E.R.

FTFY

CinemaGoddess

colleenb262 said:

I have a real one.   I think police officers should have to follow the same traffic/driving rules when they are not in an emergency situation (i.e. lights not flashing.)

This brought to you by the officer in his police car who regular goes 40-45 through the neighborhood on the way to his house and tailgates me all the time (presumably because I am going exactly or under the speed limit.)  It's a neighborhood heavily populated with children and I fear the day is going to come when he is going to hit one of them. 

 

Totally agree.  

JPinkman

Guessing this is definitely a UO based upon the love tits given earlier:

I really really wish Halloween could always be observed on a Saturday or Sunday.  With my commute, traffic and hours at work - it is going to be hell to get home on time to get everyone dressed and back out for TOT.

CinemaGoddess

JPinkman said:

Guessing this is definitely a UO based upon the love tits given earlier:

I really really wish Halloween could always be observed on a Saturday or Sunday.  With my commute, traffic and hours at work - it is going to be hell to get home on time to get everyone dressed and back out for TOT.

The community ToT tonight is between 4 and 6 PM. 

So not many families with working parents will be able to go.  

I wish it was from 6-8 PM.  That would make much more sense.  

jorkz821

The white stripes, and specifically Jack White are way over rated. Dude needs to find a sense of humour and not take himself so seriously.

JPinkman

CinemaGoddess said:

JPinkman said:

Guessing this is definitely a UO based upon the love tits given earlier:

I really really wish Halloween could always be observed on a Saturday or Sunday.  With my commute, traffic and hours at work - it is going to be hell to get home on time to get everyone dressed and back out for TOT.

The community ToT tonight is between 4 and 6 PM. 

So not many families with working parents will be able to go.  

I wish it was from 6-8 PM.  That would make much more sense.  

Holy cow that is early....

Where I am the only limit is a 9 p.m. curfew.

 

EVA116

I think having children is about 10% fun and 90% sucks.

I also think being an adult is about 10% fun and 90% sucks.

Drink wine, eating ice cream snickers and not having any children 90% fun and 10% sucks.

jorkz821

Also I agree with the Snickers UO. Almost least favourite chocolate bar. I wouldn't throw it away but would be disappointed if it was my only choice. Too many peanuts or something.

CinemaGoddess

jorkz821 said:

Also I agree with the Snickers UO. Almost least favourite chocolate bar. I wouldn't throw it away but would be disappointed if it was my only choice. Too many peanuts or something.

LoveActually4

Sterling13 said:

Maybe it's because I'm confrontational by nature, but I hate it when people say something in a thread and get called out on it and it's like *poof* you never see or hear from them again. Or when they ask a question that starts a debate and they never come back to say thanks for the input or clarify what they asked. Why even ask? And if you say something that ticks people off either a) stand by your statement or b) admit you were wrong. Not that you need to net battle all the time, but I get annoyed at the magically disappearing posters.

I agree. If you're going to walk into a thread and start insulting people (I'm assuming we're both talking about the Canada thread) at least have the balls to stick around.

EVA116

I don't think Thriller was one of MJ's better songs and it is annoying to hear it on every radio station today.

Maebb

LoveActually4 said:

Businesses should not misspell words in ther business name, even if it means you get a cute alliteration from it. So Klassy kitchens, I will not be hiring you for my kitchen Reno because your name makes me stabby!

@LoveActually4, that is why I never investigated "Kompany Kids" daycare.  I automatically eliminated them from the list of daycare facilities because it just makes them seem unclassy and not a place where DS would receive a quality education.

JackoftheBox

Mine is I don't think parents should wear their kids clothes (EVEN IF THEY FIT YOU). I buy my niece nice clothes for gifts, and then I see my sister wearing them. It pisses me off.

JackoftheBox

Also I don't think you should get pissed off if you put something in a communal area with no name on it and it's gone or used. This mainly relates to a coworker who was bitching about bringing in sugar for coffee and it was practically gone this morning. Mind you it is in a sugar pourer next to the coffee pot. It totally looks like fair game.

EVA116

Also, braids are ugly...they look like turds.

And if my H ever cheated on me...I would not want to know.

Helenahhandbasket

Sterling13 said:

I'd rather look at a cool map all day than most other fancy artwork. I need a fine art museum that's all cartography.

Interesting.

I will piggyback on this.  I only really like art that looks like something.  I don't care if it's a still life, or a portrait or a landscape or even if it's abstract (I am thinking like Dali).

So maybe I am describing modern at?  I am thinking like overlapping circles in different colors or wiggly lines or whatever.  I had a meeting in a buyer's beautifully decorated 5th avenue office last week and she caught me staring at her (hideous) wall sized painting.  "That's from the MOMA" she said, trying to impress me (maybe?).

Anyway I forgot who the painting was by, but it literally looked like something Josie drew, and then spilled chocholate milk on.

But maybe I am just an unsophisticated peon.

JackoftheBox

Oreos are gross. So are turkey legs at six flags.

MrsT0514

JackoftheBox said:

Mine is I don't think parents should wear their kids clothes (EVEN IF THEY FIT YOU). I buy my niece nice clothes for gifts, and then I see my sister wearing them. It pisses me off.

Really? Maybe this seems crazy to me bc Im nowhere close to even attempting to fit into kids' size clothing..but huh. Why wouldn't she just wear her own clothes? Just seems kind of strange to me. Also, there's a difference in adult-appropriate clothing vs. Kid-appropriate clothing. I cringe a little when I see adult women dressing like a teenager. But hey...their body, I guess they can dress it how they see fit!

LoveActually4

EVA116 said:

Also, braids are ugly...they look like turds.

And if my H ever cheated on me...I would not want to know.

You wouldn't want to know?? Hell no. I would NEED to know. I had a friend whose mother turned a blind eye to her husband's cheating. Her reward? Herpes on her vaginal forever.

JackoftheBox

@eva116 braids are ugly. They are only acceptable and cute on little girls.

 

EVA116

@loveactually4 I guess I should say if he did it one time....an on-going thing I would want to know about

JackoftheBox

I also think ombre hair is ugly. This also applies to people who dye their hair really dark, and then put in platinum blonde highlights.

MrsT0514

@jackofthebox Ok I could sit on your side of the bench with the turkey leg thing...but you think oreos are gross?!!! I think your taste buds are broken.

JackoftheBox

MrsT0514 said:

@jackofthebox Ok I could sit on your side of the bench with the turkey leg thing...but you think oreos are gross?!!! I think your taste buds are broken.

I HATE the cookie part. It makes me want to gag just thinking about it! The filling is good... does that count?

MrsT0514

JackoftheBox said:

MrsT0514 said:

@jackofthebox Ok I could sit on your side of the bench with the turkey leg thing...but you think oreos are gross?!!! I think your taste buds are broken.

I HATE the cookie part. It makes me want to gag just thinking about it! The filling is good... does that count?
LOL. still broken...both the cookie part and the filling MAKE the oreo! Can't have one part without the other!

JackoftheBox

MrsT0514 said:

MrsT0514 said:

@jackofthebox Ok I could sit on your side of the bench with the turkey leg thing...but you think oreos are gross?!!! I think your taste buds are broken.

I HATE the cookie part. It makes me want to gag just thinking about it! The filling is good... does that count?

LOL. still broken...both the cookie part and the filling MAKE the oreo! Can't have one part without the other!

This is probably why DH gets all pissy when I lick off the icing and return the cookie to the package..... ??

theseaword

kdc2007 said:

I LOVE Halloween. I had some candy corn for breakfast, and we have a huge spread of delicious food at work today including candy pumpkins, pickle dip, and deviled eggs. 

The heck is pickle dip? Do you dunk pickles in it, or is it dip made of pickles?

Also reminds me of my UO. Potlucks are ick.