Getting up at the buttcrack of dawn is better than sleeping in.
You can get more done.
#truthbomb.
Tell that to my DH who thinks he requires a 9:30 am wake up every fucking weekend morning. #crackers
Samesies. I will talk to your DH, Missy. I will show him the glory of getting to the grocery store when it's empty and getting all the shopping done in, like, 30 minutes.
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I really hate that our society is no longer patient. Like, we canNOT wait for things anymore. They have to be done immediately because we've crammed so much activity into our days there just isn't enough time to get everything done.
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I think tights on babies or kids under 5 is silly. Whhyyyyy would you do that? Tights suck so so hard, why would you do that to a kid? Even if for some reason you think tights are comfortable you still have to peel them off to change diapers or to help go potty 30 times a day. I don't get it.
I've finally popped my UO cherry! I can never come up with anything on Thursdays.
I guess I don't buy them that tight nor find them any more difficult to remove than leggings?
Or pants.
Those toddler jeggings are a BITCH to remove.
Dd has a very bubbly booty and I find it harder to get them over her butt.
I'm talking Kim K, J Lo butt.....
LOL kind of related but my SD said they need to make thinner diapers because DSs diapers made his butt look big. She said it would be embarrassing for him because all the other kids would know he was wearing a diaper at daycare. She is almost 11 and she's a little nut. LOL
Businesses should not misspell words in ther business name, even if it means you get a cute alliteration from it.
So Klassy kitchens, I will not be hiring you for my kitchen Reno because your name makes me stabby!
I know we're 3 pages in now, but I want to comment on this-- yes!! I was so disappointed when I found out that my daughter's in home day care's official "business name" (that I didn't know because I found her by word of mouth before I ever saw the official name on a newsletter etc..) has a cutesy misspelled word to make the name "match". It has the "word" "Kreative" in it. Ugh.
I think putting tights on babies or kids under 5 is silly. Whhyyyyy would you do that? Tights suck so so hard, why would you do that to a kid? Even if for some reason you think tights are comfortable you still have to peel them off to change diapers or to help go potty 30 times a day. I don't get it.
I've finally popped my UO cherry! I can never come up with anything on Thursdays.
Because due to the length of her dress, leggings looked silly but she still needed something on her legs.
I wish I had a pic of DD2 this morning to attach to my comment, but suffice it to say she looks super cute today.
"Man, be creative. Like the stuff you do. Do nice things. Love respectfully. Laugh a fucking lot. Curse when you feel like it. Life is cool." - Jean Grae
I misspell words a lot here. Fuck you, red squiggly line. I'm flawless.
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Also leggings are not fucking pants. The material in the crotch is not a good look. Brought to you by my DD trying to wear some to school with a shirt not long enough.
OMG I hope this isn't unpopular.
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Getting up at the buttcrack of dawn is better than sleeping in.
You can get more done.
#truthbomb.
DH and I were having this convo the other day. The latest I've woken up since DS was born was 7:30 am. Most days it's 6:45 am. On days when I need to be somewhere, I'll get up as early as 5:30 am. I seriously don't mind it. I prefer being up early in the morning versus staying up late at night.
I'm up at 4:15 on Tuesdays and Thursdays so I can be to work before 6. Not only do I avoid all the horrific traffic, I can hang out with you jerks for an hour or so before actually starting to work, work a full day, and still be home by 3:30PM.
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I used to worry about my grammar and spelling, but now I just don't care. If my poor writing skills is all you can come away with from one of my posts, then suck it.
I think putting tights on babies or kids under 5 is silly. Whhyyyyy would you do that? Tights suck so so hard, why would you do that to a kid? Even if for some reason you think tights are comfortable you still have to peel them off to change diapers or to help go potty 30 times a day. I don't get it.
I've finally popped my UO cherry! I can never come up with anything on Thursdays.
Because due to the length of her dress, leggings looked silly but she still needed something on her legs.
I wish I had a pic of DD2 this morning to attach to my comment, but suffice it to say she looks super cute today.
I forget that dresses exist. I really don't think I should have a little girl lol.
I really hate that our society is no longer patient. Like, we canNOT wait for things anymore. They have to be done immediately because we've crammed so much activity into our days there just isn't enough time to get everything done.
Truth. Instant gratification is the root of so many evils.
If I could somehow pull off DD in a newsboy hat in her dress with tights, I would do it.
Put her in something like this. She would be adorable.
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I think putting tights on babies or kids under 5 is silly. Whhyyyyy would you do that? Tights suck so so hard, why would you do that to a kid? Even if for some reason you think tights are comfortable you still have to peel them off to change diapers or to help go potty 30 times a day. I don't get it.
I've finally popped my UO cherry! I can never come up with anything on Thursdays.
Because due to the length of her dress, leggings looked silly but she still needed something on her legs.
I wish I had a pic of DD2 this morning to attach to my comment, but suffice it to say she looks super cute today.
What else would you put under a skirt? DD had an adorable yellow skirt that she wears and it will require tights. I've been putting tights on her since she was a tiny baby. She has never complained.
Re: Christmas dresses - This right here is so motherfucking cute I can't stand it! For the first time ever I wish my kids were closer in age so I could dress them alike.
"Man, be creative. Like the stuff you do. Do nice things. Love respectfully. Laugh a fucking lot. Curse when you feel like it. Life is cool." - Jean Grae
Regardless of how otherwise trollish or flameworthy a poster might be, using their spelling or grammar as a means of critique is not okay. Mostly because it makes me think of this: even if it's not true, and it makes people who just aren't good with spelling and grammar feel self-conscious.
ITA. I would like to add personal insults. As soon as you start name calling as a means of proving your point, you have only proved one thing. Any good POV posts you've had before are suspect and possibly invalid.
Regardless of how otherwise trollish or flameworthy a poster might be, using their spelling or grammar as a means of critique is not okay. Mostly because it makes me think of this: even if it's not true, and it makes people who just aren't good with spelling and grammar feel self-conscious.
ITA. I would like to add personal insults. As soon as you start name calling as a means of proving your point, you have only proved one thing. Any good POV posts you've had before are suspect and possibly invalid.
The exception being starting off with "You are a goddamn idiot, and here's why ::insert proof of idiocy::"
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Yeah, I know proper grammar and spelling but sometimes when mobile bumping I can't be bothered to go back and fix apostrophes and squiggly red lines. Ain't nobody got time for that.
Mine is that I think I am traumatized by the pad costume in the Halloween post. Just, WHY? Beyond that it is a pad: Why on earth would you want the "blood" on your mouth? No, just no!
Re: Christmas dresses - This right here is so motherfucking cute I can't stand it! For the first time ever I wish my kids were closer in age so I could dress them alike.
All that tulle makes me itch just thinking about it.
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I hate Halloween. Like despise it. I'm only doing anything now because I have ds.
Also, I hate snickers. **shudders**
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How can you DESPISE Halloween? That is a strong emotion for something that, at the base of it, requires nothing more than giving random kids candy as they come to your house.
Halloween is kind of the best: dressing up as you please and receiving candy?! It's like Missy's heaven on earth.
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@ReeseFox those might be cute but why the need to be strapless?
Ease of construction? IDK...I didn't put that much thought into it, I just think it's cute.
"Man, be creative. Like the stuff you do. Do nice things. Love respectfully. Laugh a fucking lot. Curse when you feel like it. Life is cool." - Jean Grae
UO: I should not be responsible for my kid walking into the trajectory of the door that I'm opening to enter daycare.
This morning, after I entered the code to unlock the door, I swung it open, and basically wrecked DS. He wasn't hurt and didn't even really hit anything... he just fell on his bottom. It took all my control not to giggle because people walking into shit is a time-honored piece of comedy.
Another mother who was exiting at the same time straight up judged me and side-eyed the shit out of me because I didn't bend down and help him up. I just said, "whoops! Did you bonk anything". He said "no" and I said, "you're ok, let's go inside".
I heard her mumbling to the other mother as I walked inside. Whatevah.
I think you reacted appropriately. I never jump up and yell if DD falls/ lightly bumps head-- I think reacting that way makes your kid over react to every little scrape and bump.
There was only one time when DD rolled off the couch (she was maybe 5 months old) onto the carpet and I nearlyhad a sh!t attack. She was fine, but I think I startled her into a crying fit.
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To beat the candy corn horse to death, I have hated it a passion my whole life. Like, I always considered it the crappiest of the crappiest, and even when my body was thirsting for sugar I would not imbibe any.
Until this year. I ate the whole bowl of candy corn that I bought to try and dissuade myself from eating candy. And I loved it. LOVED IT, I tell you. I have no idea what has happened to me.
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To beat the candy corn horse to death, I have hated it a passion my whole life. Like, I always considered it the crappiest of the crappiest, and even when my body was thirsting for sugar I would not imbibe any.
Until this year. I ate the whole bowl of candy corn that I bought to try and dissuade myself from eating candy. And I loved it. LOVED IT, I tell you. I have no idea what has happened to me.
I love the candy pumpkins...i try to eat the top green part and then finish the orange part last. I pick apart all of my candy. Eat all the chocolate from a Kit Kat, then do layer by layer. Eat all the chocolate from a Butterfinger, then eat the middle last...etc.
@bullybutt, now that I don't have a burning hatred for candy corn like sweets, I want to try those pumpkins! I imagine I will find them to be delicious.
Half price candy will be in my cart tomorrow. Guaranteed.
Re: UO!
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I wish I had a pic of DD2 this morning to attach to my comment, but suffice it to say she looks super cute today.
"Man, be creative. Like the stuff you do. Do nice things. Love respectfully. Laugh a fucking lot. Curse when you feel like it. Life is cool." - Jean Grae
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Truth. Instant gratification is the root of so many evils.
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This is not a new UO for me, obviously, but I still prefer a good old-fashioned smocked bishop dress on my kid at Christmas (or any time, really).
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Also, I hate snickers. **shudders**
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"Man, be creative. Like the stuff you do. Do nice things. Love respectfully. Laugh a fucking lot. Curse when you feel like it. Life is cool." - Jean Grae
I think you reacted appropriately. I never jump up and yell if DD falls/ lightly bumps head-- I think reacting that way makes your kid over react to every little scrape and bump.
There was only one time when DD rolled off the couch (she was maybe 5 months old) onto the carpet and I nearlyhad a sh!t attack. She was fine, but I think I startled her into a crying fit.
BFP 1- EDD 2/09/11 Missed MC DX @11 weeks D&C- 7/25/10 BFP 2- EDD 12/22/11 Natural MC @ 5w 2d BFP 3- EDD 1/25/12 DD Josephine born 1/16/12
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I love the candy pumpkins...i try to eat the top green part and then finish the orange part last. I pick apart all of my candy. Eat all the chocolate from a Kit Kat, then do layer by layer. Eat all the chocolate from a Butterfinger, then eat the middle last...etc.