3DPO (by clicking you agree you are a hoe)

DJF2013 · August 2014

I guess I have to be vanilla to be in this forum. My Question: I am 3po as confirmed with OPK and temp drop by .5. I also have a lot of cramps. Why so early? Does anyone have a clue why we cramp days after O? I know you guys are much more experienced with TTC than me . CD/DPO: 15/3 Update: Spotted last 3 months mid-cycle on the same day (CD15) due to progest/estro imbalance ....not this month! Getting myself all psyched! Sex: not feeling up to it at all! TTC nerd level: 10 Fine I changed it (no fun!) so hop on this train! ~~~((choo choo))

catmagick · August 2014

wut

sthrncharmer · August 2014

I feel like alcohol had a major influence in this!

Cythe · August 2014

Budders12 said:

DJF2013 said:

Hey y'all just hopping on the crazy train. 3dpo confirmed with OPK. Cramps.com over here...hmmm weird. Why so early? Does anyone have a clue why we cramp days after O? C'mon smarty pants! CD/DPO: 15/3 Update: Spotted last 3 months mid-cycle on the same day (CD15) due to progest/estro imbalance ....not this month! Getting myself all psyched! Sex: not feeling up to it at all! TTC nerd level: 10 P so hop on this train! ~~~((choo choo))

The bolded is the only part I understand.

https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12425022/tww-sunday#latest

ILY

DJF2013 · August 2014

@MorwenCimorene‌ thank you for the response. Finally a non-drama person. I saw the temp drop on my bbt, then confirmed by a fading OPK. I am obviously new to this, are we not allowed to make our own threads? I just found it hard to follow the 2ww one and not much is going on in there.

DJF2013 · August 2014

Oh dear...

icaughtfire · August 2014

Cramps.com? TTC nerd level? We're all hoes? Where do you come from that all of this is normal? I don't want to go there.

DJF2013 · August 2014

@sthrncharmer‌ no just a personality

DJF2013 · August 2014

@icaughtfire‌ let me lay it out for you simple terms:

Cramps.com ...meaning a lot of cramps; a saying that accentuates the specific topic.

TTC nerd level: We are all talking about temping, research and Dr. says. This means that I want to know all the information I can about TTC-ing. < 8 means high interest.

We all hoes: ummm ya okay maybe that was silly, but I call all my gf's hoes. Lighten up!

Remylove1011 · August 2014

I'm confused. You said you confirmed O by the drop in your temp. Confirming O is with 3 elevated temps. Did you have that?

FlamingoBull · August 2014

You honestly sound like a crazy person on drugs...your posts (original and edited) don't make any sense at all. "so hop on this train! ~~~((choo choo))" - What does this even mean? What train are we jumping on?

DJF2013 · August 2014

@MorwenCimorene‌ thank you and I will. My temps went down and came back up higher than my cover line, so we shall see. In the mean time lets watch these comments come in! What a great distraction:)

VeganOnTuesdays · August 2014

Vanilla? No. But not acting like a lunatic would suffice. You're excited and I get that but you can let all that crazy out when we know who the hell you are. Deal?

icaughtfire · August 2014

DJF2013 said:
@icaughtfire‌ let me lay it out for you simple terms:

Cramps.com ...meaning a lot of cramps; a saying that accentuates the specific topic.

TTC nerd level: We are all talking about temping, research and Dr. says. This means that I want to know all the information I can about TTC-ing. < 8 means high interest.

We all hoes: ummm ya okay maybe that was silly, but I call all my gf's hoes. Lighten up!

I don't need you to spell anything out for me. I have no desire to learn the lingo that would make me sound like a preteen girl trying to have a baby. We're adults. I don't talk like an airhead because I'm not an airhead.

DJF2013 · August 2014

I am not 10 not crazy. Ah heck I should have just left it. Come on calling all forum bullies and sensitive hoes. Feel free to post below!!

Cythe · August 2014

DJF2013 said:

I am not 10 not crazy. Ah heck I should have just left it. Come on calling all forum bullies and sensitive hoes. Feel free to post below!!

Is this a GBCB? Still having issues deciphering.

VeganOnTuesdays · August 2014

DJF2013 · August 2014

@VeganOnTuesdays‌ you don't own this forum lol. What is this "deal?" thing.

icaughtfire · August 2014

DJF2013 said:
I am not 10 not crazy. Ah heck I should have just left it. Come on calling all forum bullies and sensitive hoes. Feel free to post below!!

Let me spell it out for you in simple terms..

Like OMG, you're lame.com. Everyone here is totes smart, and you clearly won't fit in. So toodles. Kthanxbye.

DJF2013 · August 2014

I am not a Troll, but I am lame.com haha I'll take that!:)

DJF2013 · August 2014

But she can comment this in another thread:

icaughtfire · August 2014

DJF2013 said:
But she can comment this in another thread:

Yes, darling, I can. What is your point exactly?

VeganOnTuesdays · August 2014

DJF2013 said:
But she can comment this in another thread:

You look fucking nuts right now. Take a break from the Internet. It's for the best.

KatzKiss · August 2014

Speak the English.

Remylove1011 · August 2014

Cythe · August 2014

GDI, im just trying to play some League of Legends over here ladies. Can this wait until I'm done??

CarolinaGirl6 · August 2014

You can't sit with us

cakeisgood · August 2014

Can someone please tell me what vanilla means?

DJF2013 · August 2014

Anyways...I am here to offer support to anyone TTC and around 3dpo.

My original question asked was: Why do I feel AF-like cramping days after ovulation?

Also, if there is anything you feel today please share.

(Don't mind the bullies they are all friends picking on the newbie and cannot take a joke)

DJF2013 · August 2014

@trickyjedi but you haven't even given me a chance.com...

Should I take your survey first? Then can we be friends.com?

Posted by trickyjedi

"As mentioned in the Monday Bitchfest I'm trying to figure out how much pie vs. cake I should order for the upcoming nuptials. So ladies, what's your preference?

Feel free to let me know what you're favorite kind is! I'm partial to strawberry rhubarb pie and any cake that has peanut butter flavoring in it but honestly I love them all."

DJF2013 · August 2014

@narnia thanks for the response. I recently found out there was that thread and I will no longer make my single threads, that is unless I have a dessert survey or something. I am sorry for throwing the B word around and the H. now can we all just get a long? We have so much constipation and sore boobs to talk about.

icaughtfire · August 2014

DJF2013 said:
Anyways...I am here to offer support to anyone TTC and around 3dpo.

My original question asked was: Why do I feel AF-like cramping days after ovulation?

Also, if there is anything you feel today please share.

(Don't mind the bullies they are all friends picking on the newbie and cannot take a joke)

Jokes are funny, and make people laugh. Where was your joke? Everyone must have missed it.

DJF2013 · August 2014

@icaughtfire you are boring me ....next

delujm0 · August 2014

Wut? Wtf is this thread?

Public service announcement: I am also 3dpo. Please don't lump me in with this nonsense everyone.

DJF2013 · August 2014

NEXT!

DJF2013 · August 2014

@NarniaDreaming haha no I have plenty of those thanks!

DJF2013 · August 2014

@budders12 I meant I just last found out that there was one everyday, whereas I thought it was only once per week type of thread.

icaughtfire · August 2014

DJF2013 said:
@icaughtfire you are boring me ....next

I'm not here to entertain you. Tell me again why you're still here?

mechedes · August 2014

WHAT IS GOING ON??!! :-/

dmsmth · August 2014

All the .com's remind me of Austin Powers.

Www.shhh.com I hope this youtube video works

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mlv7Bp-L2MM

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=32C0eKRQVt8

DJF2013 · August 2014

just so everyone knows I added the title of thread as a disclaimer, so you are no longer allowed to discriminate. Every time you write on here you opt in. I changed it because I realized we have a mixed crowd and hopefully I didn't insult anyone, but now I could care less...

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