3DPO (by clicking you agree you are a hoe)

beckynsean11

I think someone put acid in my wine.

JumpAroundBucky

So let me get this straight- 

OP throws out a bunch of youths language and then insults everyone who doesn't understand her nonsense, and now I'm some sort of prostitute or garden tool (That was never really clarified), but it's all okay because cats? Just another day in TTGP...

HealthyIsBeautiful

I feel like I just took a journey into whatintheactualfuckville. I now require a six pack.

niki1209

Wow. That's all.

DJF2013

danascullyx said:

I just got here and I feel like I drank the whole bottle of wine. Thank goodness I'm 4dpo and not on this crazy train.

OP, I have no cramps, and I am not a garden tool. I hate gardening. And you certainly don't know my lyfe well enough to know if I'm a ho or not.

You could have just said I'm not a hoe now you got me thinking.

NO Vanilla here!!

In response to the other comments:

Dogs rock- cats are hoes
Glad y'all had your wine
Vanilla means boring (bedroom term)
This whole thing got crazy real quick
Don't be Rachet or shall I say Fpachet.

Freakin pregnant rachet!

DJF2013

Tomorrow is 4DPO<---look I spelled it right!

niki1209

DJF2013 said:

I just got here and I feel like I drank the whole bottle of wine. Thank goodness I'm 4dpo and not on this crazy train. OP, I have no cramps, and I am not a garden tool. I hate gardening. And you certainly don't know my lyfe well enough to know if I'm a ho or not.

You could have just said I'm not a hoe now you got me thinking. NO Vanilla here!! In response to the other comments: Dogs rock- cats are hoes Glad y'all had your wine Vanilla means boring (bedroom term) This whole thing got crazy real quick Don't be Rachet or shall I say Fpachet. Freakin pregnant rachet!

niki1209

I think it's time for this:

LittleMrsW

I may have been drinking tonight, but am I in Narnia??

nandaboob06

This is what I get for going too hard on Sunday funday and waking up out of my drunken slumber at 3am. Wtaf is going on here?

suzysurparis

I'm going to actually answer a question on this thread:

@cakeisgood, when someone describes themselves or others as "vanilla", they're implying that they are tame and/or traditional (usually referring to sexual things or profanity but OP's usage is anyone's guess). This term is used heavily by sex-columnist Dan Savage of Savagelove, though I'm not sure who originated it. The basic idea of the term is that people are vanilla, as in plain ice-cream flavored, who only engage in vaginal heterosexual intercourse whereas a couple who is into cross-dressing, pegging, adding thirds, foot-fetishes, etc would be more likely described as butter pecan gellato.

cakeisgood

sjpmcfmd said:

I'm going to actually answer a question on this thread:

@cakeisgood, when someone describes themselves or others as "vanilla", they're implying that they are tame and/or traditional (usually referring to sexual things or profanity but OP's usage is anyone's guess). This term is used heavily by sex-columnist Dan Savage of Savagelove, though I'm not sure who originated it. The basic idea of the term is that people are vanilla, as in plain ice-cream flavored, who only engage in vaginal heterosexual intercourse whereas a couple who is into cross-dressing, pegging, adding thirds, foot-fetishes, etc would be more likely described as butter pecan gellato.

Thank you for taking the time to answer me. Thank you 1000 times over.

FlamingoBull

This was soooo amusing to read. Now
I feel like buying a cat and eating gelato.

OnceInLoveWithAmy

dmsmth said:

All the .com's remind me of Austin Powers.



Www.shhh.com I hope this youtube video works


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mlv7Bp-L2MM

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=32C0eKRQVt8

THANK YOU!!!! When I read that, all I could think of was 'wow. 1997 called and want their joke back'.

KatzKiss

Fpachet? No.

 

kelley72

Thanks for the Monday morning laugh, damn I needed it!

DJF2013

You can't make Pfachet happen...you just can't

briannaescplan

Am I the only one who is extremely confused????

WTF

DJF2013

fuzzylogic said:

The only people I know who say ratchet are teenagers.

Last year.

They have been saying Rachet for years and yes, Teenagers keep us all in the loop c'mon don't hate the player hate the game!

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LuluRM

@DJF2013‌, I strongly dislike you. For many reasons, one if which being that, because of you, I just googled the term "ratchet."

How was/is that a thing? There are a lot of great words out there, can't people just use those? Why invent ridiculous, borderline illiterate, new words? I don't understand.

OnceInLoveWithAmy

I'm 33 and not hip to teenage language.  What the hell does ratchet mean?

PrimRoseMama

Emily Gilmore GIF :x

bosco213

Why is this thread still happening?

icaughtfire

Good lord, she's still here? This troll must be easily amused.

Cythe

I was just here for the cats. Besides, I grew up in a small Midwestern town where Ratchet referred to a wrench.

HippoTooth

I really hope you just go away OP.  But I must leave you a gif first.

kelley72

OP perhaps you should learn from the pup

Alyssa7012

Maybe im not "hip" either. I just keep thinking about Nurse Rached...which i guess makes sense with this thread if you remember the title....

CarolinaGirl6

I just keep clicking on this thread for the gifs.

iLoveMyPups

Damn it! I missed another crazy one.

MrsG1019

I don't go here.. But after reading this thread... What I found most scary is that this troll is trying to reproduce... X_X

virginiaorjohn

I missed all 8 pages of this. All.8.pages.

Related: I just heard ratchet for the first time last weekend. Urban Dictionary says it started as a horribled mispronunciation of "wretched" and caught on. I fear for the immediate future of the English language.

ramaholic

Can we not give @slappalicious or @DarcyHermione a damn break ever? /sly tags  (Seriously, you guys, hope you get a day off soon.)

nandaboob06

virginiaorjohn said:

I missed all 8 pages of this. All.8.pages.

Related: I just heard ratchet for the first time last weekend. Urban Dictionary says it started as a horribled mispronunciation of "wretched" and caught on. I fear for the immediate future of the English language.

Off topic but every time I see your name I see "virgin john" it doesnt click until after I read it a second or third time. Carry on.

ramaholic

DarcyHermione said:

ramaholic said:

Can we not give @slappalicious or @DarcyHermione a damn break ever? /sly tags  (Seriously, you guys, hope you get a day off soon.)

We both need to win "mod of the month", please and thank you.


But seriously, whatever happened to "mod of the month"? I want my TGIF gift card!

I will actually fucking send you one at this point.

virginiaorjohn

nandaboo06 said:

I missed all 8 pages of this. All.8.pages. Related: I just heard ratchet for the first time last weekend. Urban Dictionary says it started as a horribled mispronunciation of "wretched" and caught on. I fear for the immediate future of the English language.

Off topic but every time I see your name I see "virgin john" it doesnt click until after I read it a second or third time. Carry on.

This is fantastic

allisong1187

The question I really need answered after reading this entire thread is what combination of drugs OP is taking so I can take note on what you should never mix!

catahoulatte

I'm just here to point out that OP does not have any combination of "mom" or "mommy" in her SN. Carry on.

danascullyx

Ah, so glad this is still going on.

A dog for @littleliverpill

Edit because my computer farted