FFFC 6/7/19

kagesstarshroom · June 2019

All yr FFFC* are belong to us!

Image: https://us.v-cdn.net/5020794/uploads/editor/8q/9cf6v89nmwqu.gif

*not promised to be flamefree!

b_1029 · June 2019

I wish I could think of something even close to topping last week's but...I can't.

kagesstarshroom · June 2019

I don't think Adam Levine is hot. (Or, as I like to say outloud, typically to gasps, "I would not f**k him.")

I love American Ninja Warrior.

kiki047 · June 2019

@kagesstarshroom Baaah-hahaha. Too funny. He's not my type but let's just say I wouldn't shut the door in his face if he came knocking... Now Blake is more my type but I'd need to put some duct tape over his mouth.

whitealbum29 · June 2019

@kagesstarshroom - agreed! Not into it.

I almost never see/keep track of big blockbuster action franchise movies...never seen the recent Spiderman movies, Avengers, X-Men, Iron Man etc. I did like the Christopher Nolan Batman movies and have seen a Star Trek movie in the last few years tho....I just definitely don't anticipate them or pursue them at all.

b_1029 · June 2019

@kagesstarshroom I love his face but HATE his tattoos. Like that California one across his stomach? WTFFFFF. It would have to be a lights off situation, for sure. Or if he could just wear a skintight shirt across every inch of his torso so I wouldn't be distracted by the nastiness? I also agree with @kiki047 on Blake!

m6agua · June 2019

TMI maybe... So I have had constipation/digestive issues for a few years now. I went to a pelvic floor PT that talked about proper positioning so we got squatty pottys at home. Well at work we don't have them. So I grab the garbage bin in the stall and tip it on it's side to act like a squatty potty. It is always empty, since most people use the little metal one with the bag attached to the stall.

ruby696 · June 2019

@b_1029 I'm the opposite - love the tattoos, pass on the face. I've been trying to talk MH into getting a sleeve for the entire 10 years we've been together. He doesn't have any tattoos, so I'm aiming high, but 🤷‍♀️

kagesstarshroom · June 2019

@whitealbum29 SAMES, and now I feel like I can't watch them unless I watch them in order? I did see INTO THE SPIDER-VERSE bc the preview looked SO GOOD & it delivered--but I watched it on a plane lol. And I watched BLACK PANTHER when it came out on Netflix. As for the DC universe, I'm like, "Um, X2 was really good?" lol. I feel kind of left out of people's very strong opinion about some of the films sometimes, but otherwise I'm like, I don't have time for this! But *do I* not have time?

@m6agua I support you in your usage of the stall garbage bin!

@kiki047 AL, like, isss my type, but he is WAY too cocky and that makes him... not hot to me. I need a confident man who is occasionally cocky (like MH 😍)--I'm also mad at Adam for the way he treated one of the guys on his team on THE VOICE two seasons ago, and I am GLAD he quit THE VOICE. (Not that we watch once America starts voting bc... I disagree w/ America too often & get too mad lol.)

kiki047 · June 2019

@kagesstarshroom the cocky ones get me in trouble... my ex was a lot like Blake in his cocky-but-not-drop-dead-sexy kinda way, kinda full of himself but also kind of endearing... and MF could not be more opposite. My whole life I've only ever been with guys who were fairly aggressive in their pursuit because they're the only ones that stuck around long enough to get past my barriers, however not a single one of those were anything remotely close to healthy relationships. MF took 8 years to speak 10 words to me but now he's here to stay.

My FFFC is that my longest relationship (if you can call it that) was basically a 6-year long on/off affair with one of my best friends that only ended because both his long-term gf and I found out he *TW* KU his second mistress, who he went on to marry (on my birthday, on the golf course backing onto my Mom's house). Not my proudest moment.

lcking82 · June 2019

Ugh @kiki047: that’s bad (on his part, not you)

kiki047 · June 2019

@lcking82 yeah, he's a world class douchenozzle. He totally thinks he got away with it too, my mom is still friends with the ex and she never told him the real reason she ended things.

ejoseph16 · June 2019

@kiki047 I’m literally laughing so hard I’m crying at “douchenozzle” 🤣😂

b_1029 · June 2019

@ruby696 I definitely don't mind some tattoos, but I just hate how he has a bunch of random sh*t throughout his torso haha. Specifically that big CALIFORNIA one. The sleeves don't bother me at all!

ruby696 · June 2019

@b_1029 Agree that dumb tattoos are not hot. But a nicely designed sleeve is pretty yummy!

whitealbum29 · June 2019

@kagesstarshroom I know I feel so left out of this huge part of our culture! I just can't get into them. And it would take months for us to go back and catch up on all the different series watching them in a row! I keep telling myself they'll start a new one and I'll force myself to be a fan of that one.

shamrocandroll · June 2019

@kagesstarshroom Oh man, I love ANW too!

whitealbum29 · June 2019

@kiki047 Ugh douchenozzle for sure!! I've got a couple "if you can call it that" turmoil-filled relationships under my belt too, we should have a FFFC specifically devoted to them

emeraldduchess · June 2019

I am snort-laughing at my desk over here about the Adam Lavigne/Blake Shelton comments (@kiki047 with the duct tape!).

My FFFC is that my lesson plan book is completely blank for next week, except for watching "The Emperor's New Groove" on Monday. I guess my other FFFC is that I like that movie...

ejoseph16 · June 2019

@emeraldduchess I freaking love that movie! Anytime I say “you threw off my groove” I die a little.

edit: spelling is hard.

stassischroeder · June 2019

@emeraldduchess @ejoseph16 I love that movie, too!

Image: https://media.giphy.com/media/ci5TPVfVY3NqE/giphy.gif

nitnat007 · June 2019

@kagesstarshroom ANW yes! Such a big crush on Drew. But I have to tell DH that Kevin Bull is a close second, obviously because he reminds me of him! (DH also has alopecia).

chichiphin · June 2019

@m6agua as someone who also has had lifelong gi issues, you gotta do what you gotta fuckin do

kagesstarshroom · June 2019

@nitnat007 @shamrocandroll OMG yes fellow ANW peeps! I got DH a Roo Yuri shirt for our anniversary bc he said he wanted one. And it's, like, a WEIRD goal of mine to get a ninja shirt? Like, I just feel like they're so... specific to ninja culture, and ninja culture is weird. I'm glad I got DH one.

IDK if I root for one ninja more than the others--I just root for ALL of them, but I guess esp. the women. I got into it bc someone posted a Mighty Kacy video on FB & I was like "this is amazing," & watched the rest of the season basically just to root for her.

shamrocandroll · June 2019

@kagesstarshroom Yes! I just want SOMEONE to win, which I think is the especially cool part of it. And they all root for each other too, which is awesome.

inthewoods23 · June 2019

-Agree that Adam looks awful with his shirt off
-Emperors New Groove is the shit!
-American Ninja Warrior gives me some serious motivation to be awesome (yet I haven't gotten any progress on that haha)

There's an upcoming (or maybe it already happened?) episode with a doggie warped wall that you get to watch the doggies run up to their owners as part of the promotions going on for the 2nd Secret Life of Pets movie.

shamrocandroll · June 2019

Y'all are cray. Adam is 🔥🔥🔥. I hardly notice his tats, haha. But I will say their Superbowl halftime show was awful and I was so sad because I expected so much more.

nitnat007 · June 2019

@kagesstarshroom @shamrocandroll Totally! And I really love that they have added the mega wall again this season. I get so excited when someone makes it up that thing. They are so incredibly fit. They are all so supportive of each other too, which is really cool to see. We actually have an episode to watch tonight! whoop whoop.

@inthewoods23 I saw that on FB yesterday. It was so cute! There was one that just bailed out and ran up the stairs instead. Hilarious!

inthewoods23 · June 2019

@nitnat007 yeesss omg that one was so cute! I can't believe it went for the stairs 😂

chichiphin · June 2019

Oh I’ve got one. Sometimes I think/day dream about this guys ass from college. He was a hook up who was on the baseball team. I’ll literally never see or feel an ass like that again.

kiki047 · June 2019

@whitealbum29 oh I have plenty of stories for that thread. And most of my NSFW stories are from him too. Son of a nutsack, he just makes me so

Image: https://media.giphy.com/media/l4ppK1NKDW5hK/giphy.gif

@emeraldduchess I've never actually seen that movie.

whitealbum29 · June 2019

@kiki047 bringing it with the LOLs today...son of a nutsack!

stassischroeder · June 2019

Thank Christ TTGP is better at FFFC than most of the BMBs.

Oh yeah, FFFC: I lurk the BMBs' UOs and FFFCs looking for fun stuff, but most of it has me like:

Image: https://media.giphy.com/media/uXVEhtcVDD7q0/giphy.gif

I have some homies in the BMBs who are an obvious exception to this

@chichiphin that just made my Friday. Sometimes I think about this guy I made out with in Ireland when I was 19 for similar reasons. Damn he was beautiful.

@inthewoods23 *runs off to google doggie warped wall*

And - both Adam and Blake

DH & I just started watching The Last Kingdom yesterday. Gimme ALL the Alexander Dreymon

b_1029 · June 2019

@stassischroeder you mean you don’t like “I ate sushi / insert other “bad” item here” fffc?!!

shamrocandroll · June 2019

@chichiphin Oh man... I do that, except with kissing my first serious boyfriend in high school. I am tall, and he's the only guy I've been with that I had to tilt my head up significantly to kiss. His height was just so dreamy. Every other guy I've dated has been about the same height as me or only 1-2 inches taller. Height is one of my turn ons, which is unfortunate when you're tall. It also doesn't help that he now makes a crap ton of money. Sigh...

kagesstarshroom · June 2019

@shamrocandroll @nitnat007 +1 for the fact that they all root for each other! This is also why Masterchef Junior is superior to Masterchef (which I am annnnoyed is on the same day/time as ANW. Grrr.

@shamrocandroll SUCH A BAD SUPERBOWL PERFORMANCE. I mean, I 100% don't mind the tattoos--I am sure if I looked more closely I might be like "that's a stupid tattoo," but like--the overall "covered in tattoos" thing is okay. If you're gonna have that many, they can't ALL be good? lol. I just hate his personality and therefore don't think he's hot. I feel like... I know a lot of people who can put personality aside, but I feel like I can SEE his bad personality in, like, the way he moves.

@inthewoods23 YES that was the most recent one! The whole ep was like Secret Life of Pets promo and I 100% did not care. I was like, give me ALL the dogs.

inthewoods23 · June 2019

@chichiphin I definitely daydream about DTD with DH at random times of the day. Doesn't matter if I'm at work or at home or if he's around.

ruby696 · June 2019

Lol @b_1029! Seriously, like not heating your lunch meat is something anyone cares about.

Before MH and I were married, we were HIO *loudly* at like 5:00 am with the street facing window opened. I lived across the street from him at that point. Towards the end of things, I heard a car door slam in front of my house and realized it was my now FIL, who was down visiting. No way he didn't hear us. 🤦‍♀️

stassischroeder · June 2019

@b_1029 YEESSSS. Like 1. obv your body/baby, your choice, but science says that it doesn't really matter, and 2. next you're gonna "confess" that you ate ice cream last night.

Stop "confessing" things to try to inflate your image.

inthewoods23 · June 2019

Man, too many BMBs to lurk to enjoy the dumb answers. I have the 1st Tri board for that though 😂. "Oh no I had horrible diarrhea, should I be worried about my baby??"

Why has no one heard of asking their damn doctor??

stassischroeder · June 2019

@shamrocandroll I'm nearly 5'9 and DH is the same height as me. I mean it works great for stuff like shower sex, but I'm with you on the height turn-on. When DH and I were first dating I told him multiple times that he was too short, and I still wish he were taller!

Want a personalized experience?

FFFC 6/7/19

Re: FFFC 6/7/19

Choose Another Board

Search Boards