March Randoms

dreamscapes_ · March 2019

Wow, that ad is terrible O.O

brookert615 · March 2019

@NYTino24 Right? I’m in advertising and I KNOW this is something that would never fly in our stuff. There are better and tasteful ways to sell a product!

emeraldduchess · March 2019

@brookert615 I seriously wonder who the heck is checking the ads on here. I wish they'd get rid of the stupid video clip of Beyonce, too.

ruby696 · March 2019

You guys - meet our newest family member! We are still working on names, but leaning toward Mac or Ace.

holly321 · March 2019

@ruby696 he is beautiful, what breed is he?

ruby696 · March 2019

@holly321 He's a turquoise green cheek conure. I thought about naming him Indy and then thought maybe that would be copying you 😂

kbrown2385 · March 2019

@ruby696 so pretty! love his coloring!

holly321 · March 2019

@ruby696 that’s too funny! My Indy is a temperamental handful, so the name may bring bad lucky. But who doesn’t love Indiana Jones?

My mother in law used to hate 3 parrots, the only one I remember the specific breed for was an African Grey. I used to love them. Dh taught them many obvious sounds though!

We thought of a bird, but again, my Indy is a problem, he would not leave my moms parakeets alone when we were staying with them.

inthewoods23 · March 2019

@ruby696 so pretty!

We used to have a cockatiel when I was younger. She only lived to be 8 but looking back I think she died from complications trying to lay an egg and not because she had her share of people food... Pizza crust, french fries, spaghetti noodles, pretzels.... Millet was always her favorite though.

I found this little comic a few weeks ago and it cracks me up every time.

Image: https://us.v-cdn.net/5020794/uploads/editor/qc/tkkpbt60bgjo.jpg

ETA: he looks like an Ace to me 😀. Every time U see a conure I think of the movie Paulie. Such a tear-jerker!

ruby696 · March 2019

@holly321 I've had several cockatiels but this is my first real parrot. I've house sat African Grays when I was younger and I feel pretty confident that your Indy would have a battle on his hands... Maybe bigger is better?

@inthewoods23 We settled on Mac because he's green, I'm mostly Scottish and Irish, and they can learn to say one syllable words better than two. But maybe his full name will be Mackenzie Ace Indiana, the bird. 🙂

ETA: words

kiki047 · March 2019

@ruby696 your birdie is soooo pretty! Love the name too.
@holly321 yikes about your goat story! I could never watch something like that, I'd never eat meat again. And I like meat soo.... nope.

Has anyone used one of those ab wheel things? MF got one and was complaining how hard it is so I tried it a few times and holy moly my abs are still so sore after 2 days lol. It hurts to move, but it's kind of a nice feeling too. Embracing the burn.

brookert615 · March 2019

@kiki047 I have one and love it! I started doing them on my knees but once you get better you can go from a standing bent over position to activate the abs even more!

kiki047 · March 2019

@brookert615 whoa, WHOA, standing?! I can barely do one from my knees, and I don't get very far out. I am in complete awe of you right now.

brookert615 · March 2019

@kiki047 I about fainted when it was in my current workout plan. I was like I BARELY can do these hahah. It's not as bad as the 121 burpees. Not going to lie - when I see burpees I just say F it and do them super half a**ed!

kbrown2385 · March 2019

Sperm friendly lube. Do you prefer preseed or baby dance?

brookert615 · March 2019

@kbrown2385 I haven't used preseed or baby dance but picked up Conceive Plus and I liked it!

inthewoods23 · March 2019

Nothing is more awkward than finding out right after you DTD that your in laws let themselves into your garage to drop off the garage door remote you left them for pet sitting last week.

We have a very quiet garage door opener and our doorbell is currently disconnected so we didn't hear anything. After we saw the text message I told DH to tell his mom that we were napping. I have been walked in on doing other things, but never while DTD. I hope our little lie worked 🤞 lol

brookert615 · March 2019

@inthewoods23 Ah! That's funny but I feel for you!

kiki047 · March 2019

@brookert615 oh god, burpees, nope! Not happening lol.
@kbrown2385 you read my mind, I am also in need of some sperm-friendly lube and I honestly wouldn't trust anyone else if I asked them (also, I wouldn't even know how to bring that up lol). Thank you @brookert615 for the input!
@inthewoods23 uhhhh omg awkward. We've definitely had contractors let themselves into the house while we were HIO on a weekend morning when we weren't expecting them to be there doing work. haha thankfully we had just finished but MF almost crapped himself cuz our door was wide open

inthewoods23 · March 2019

@kiki047 oh nooooo lol. We're having our deck replaced and we don't have any blinds on our windows. I'm not sure if they'll do work on the weekends but I hope we don't run into problems 😆

emeraldduchess · March 2019

@kbrown2385 we use Preseed and it's good. A little goes a long way, though!

dreamscapes_ · March 2019

We’ve never used that kind of lube, so I have no opinions on that.

@ruby696 The bird is beautiful! I’m not the biggest fan of birds when they’re near me, but when they’re away, I’m fine.

This is is my cat. She’s a sweetie.

begging4abump · March 2019

@inthewoods23 yet another great gtky question: who has walked in on you dtd? Hotel staff 🙋🏻‍♀️

inthewoods23 · March 2019

@begging4abump I thought about starting a GTKY for it! I've got the drunk stories for tomorrow. And maybe I'll make this one for Wednesday.

ruby696 · March 2019

@kbrown2385 Agree with @emeraldduchess. I've never even used the applicator - that seems like it would be gross and leaky (TMI, sorry). We just use a little like you would with regular lube.

ETA: effing autocorrect

holly321 · March 2019

@begging4abump Dh and I were doing it in his parents pool, thought their neighbors were gone, until their neighbor, a cop, came outside, looked over at us for a minute and got in his car and left.

dreamscapes_ · March 2019

We’ve never been walked in on while dtd, but we did get busted doing other things, lol.

brookert615 · March 2019

We got walked in on during our honeymoon 🤦🏻‍♀️.

brookert615 · March 2019

PSA! TempDrop is doing a giveaway that’s on their Instagram! Ends tonight at midnight!

kels0091 · March 2019

I got walked in on by a real estate agent and 2 women who were wanting to buy my apartment 😂😂😂
and yes, they bought it haha

kiki047 · March 2019

Hahahaha these stories are hilarious. I've never actually been walked IN on but we've been interrupted by people at our door. Or by the window washer dangling outside when we were still at the condo.

shamrocandroll · March 2019

Over here waiting for fun GTKY threads like...

brookert615 · March 2019

Just posted it @shamrocandroll LOL

inthewoods23 · March 2019

Ah sorry, my emotional turmoil over IUI or IVF has me forgetting everything! 😩

I'm doing better, but still bleh.

shamrocandroll · March 2019

@inthewoods23 Aww I'm sorry! I missed said turmoil and now I feel like a jerk! Hugs!

brookert615 · March 2019

@inthewoods23

inthewoods23 · March 2019

@shamrocandroll it's okay! You're not a jerk! I got a good chuckle from you post 🙂 I need that humor today

inthewoods23 · March 2019

Ugh... I'm getting sponsored posts on FB now for some daycare or preschool for children.

F you world! Seriously not what I need today. I need to go hide under a rock. 😤😠

brookert615 · March 2019

@inthewoods23 Report them! I keep reporting the ads that are annoying like that and they stopped everywhere!

inthewoods23 · March 2019

@brookert615 I hid it and marked it as irrelevant. I also did the "why am I seeing this ad" and it says it's because I fall into the age range and location that the ad is intended for.

Great, thanks. Now go away! Lol

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