I'm on the bj train! Its my chance to show DH how much I love him and I just get so focused that I kind of lose myself in it. If I'm not super into it though, my jaw starts to hurt and it's far less enjoyable. It helps that I know bjs really fill up DH's love tank, so he's getting more than just physical enjoyment out of it.
I'm weird and only give bjs when I've had a drink or two. I have no idea why, but it's literally the only time I ever want to do it. I can barely put a tooth brush in my mouth without throwing up so I can't even think about that right now lol. Poor guy.
Back to the sex dream topic, please? I had a really graphic sex dream about Vladamir Putin the other night, and the bad thing is...I liked it! I'm all kinds of confused about myself now. So. Confused. and feeling a bit un-American.
Did anyone see the story about Chris Brown getting a misdemeanor over a pet monkey? Apparently the issue was that he was owning a monkey without a permit...but when I read the headline all I could think was, "What, he got caught spanking the monkey?"
Re: Dirty mouths, dirty minds
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DH said he's going to "wreck my pussy" tonight. Usually totally down and today it sounds great, but I'm also thinking "OWIE!"