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July 2019 Moms
cindler
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Dirty mouths, dirty minds
cindler
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Started by popular demand, this is a place to cuss, talk sex and whatever else you want that's dirty.
Come on ladies, let's let our nasty shine!
WARNING: If you're a precious snowflake who gets offended by foul language and nastiness, please stop reading and go to some of our other, tamer threads.
Come on ladies, let's let our nasty shine!
WARNING: If you're a precious snowflake who gets offended by foul language and nastiness, please stop reading and go to some of our other, tamer threads.
Re: Dirty mouths, dirty minds
I have no attraction to this woman and am very satisfied sexually, but that's where my preggo brain went in the back room of a grocery store.
Random sexual encounters with random people (often strangers) has been a recurring theme to my pregnancy dreams. Anyone else?
Ugh, still on Pelvic rest, and have had sex dreams almost nightly since being put on it. Random strangers, exes, hubby and threesomes... I really really miss sex right now. My very best bullet is gathering dust
And of course I wake up right before I come. 🤬 making me so damn cranky!
And not afraid to say have had some really intense and fun times with DH and another girl and damn... the energy and orgasm are fucking fantastic. I miss it.
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@bartonolivia an orgasm without being touch is quite a feat! You should definitely explore that more. Also, when you say your husband would flip, is that a good thing or not? My DH loves talking about sex with me! We've explored some crazy shit together simply because one of us had a wild hare! If you think his reaction would be even a little bit positive, talk to him! It's so worth it!
I'm legit mourning the fact that our sex toys will have to be put up when LO starts roaming. It was fun to have a cabinet with all our naughty things. It just won't be the same... much like our sex life. Ugh, sometimes the whole parenting thing doesn't sound fun... lol
Our sex toys will need to find a nice locked box for a home...
I love being able to really talk about sex with my hubby. It leads to such a satisfying life.
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we’re both super ready for that second trimester horny to kick in.
Pretty sure I had my first ever sleeping orgasm a couple weeks ago- Michael B Jordan showed up out of nowhere. Damn.
In general we’be become a bit more vanilla over time, I need to think about putting some extra effort back into that area of our relationship.
OK this is changing the topic, but can I ask why it's so bad for kids to curse? I say fuck like every other word and I can't imagine that changing bc a little person is copying me. And telling them they're adult words or some shit just feels dumb. Also think it's kinda cute when toddlers curse 😂 This kid is gonna be a total potty mouth 😣
So now my two older boys have made of their own words to use to replace ones they hear from me. 🤣
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Since then we've been working on good fun sounding alternatives like "darnit", "what in the world" or "oh my gosh/golly" or focusing more on feelings. I don't really care about curse words but I think it can lessen a child's ability to express themselves well if they get too accustomed to using them early on. To me, it's a difference of saying "shit!" or "ugh, that really frustrated me" and teaching my kid to recognize their emotions over using colorful words.
Also DH is a huge fan of metal and rap so LO will be exposed to some colorful language from the music in our home.
@indulgentgypsy my fingers are crossed they lift it early!
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