Weekly Randoms 12/3 - 12/7

kayjay44 · December 2018

@bellebaby221 - This is my biggest pet-peeve... Don't tell me how much fucking time I have left or don't have left. I will shank you.

bellebaby221 · December 2018

@kayjay44 and you would be totally justified in doing so!

etnyah · December 2018

My boss told me not to get up from my chair to get something today because of my “delicate state”. Trust me, there’s nothing delicate about this, bozo.

BourbonBiscuits · December 2018

@grebretso let's see how delicate people think I am with my foot up their ass.

kayjay44 · December 2018

Balls are delicate. Vaginas and uteri are not - literally made to take a pounding.

etnyah · December 2018

@kayjay44 exactly. Main reason why the word pussy being synonyms with weak/wussy never made sense to me. Vaginas and uteri are tough as hell!

kayjay44 · December 2018

I forgot how shitty it is to have prodromal labor at work. People keep asking me what's wrong and I want to be like "kinda feels like my cervix is going to explode" but that seems like TMI so I just say "oh you know, pregnancy stuff" like an idiot.

hannahbananas11 · December 2018

@kayjay44 Plus, if you use the word "labor" around work (at least at my work), they'd all lose their minds. People have such a dramatic idea of the speed of labor. Like they think I'll feel totally normal, then suddenly POP the water will burst and go everywhere, then 10 minutes later I'll be holding a baby. They don't realize the odds of all of those things happening together in the same labor are so so slim. *rolls eyes*

conni0205 · December 2018

@hannahbananas11 YES! My supervisor has asked me if he needs to have towels ready. He also asked who he should call if I go into labor at work. Like don’t worry I’ll handle everything. SERIOUSLY.

I had to tell him that it’s not like the movies and not to worry.

cas060 · December 2018

I got asked if i had been eating the baby all this time because ive grown so much in 2 weeks. Im 7 weeks out.. what sid you expect?? Lol... and in not even that big contrary to dhs opinion

becks_726 · December 2018

So true @hannahbananas11!

sjnsjnsjn · December 2018

@cass06_07 - wait, your husband said that to you?!?! Oh man, that’s bold! 😳

cas060 · December 2018

No. A coworker @sjnsjnsjn. Dh thinks im big though and calls me eggy. Ive even googled him some 40 week pregnant women to show him i aint nothing yet.

. When i got home from mw the other day i told him she said i should pop out another 9 inches out front.... he almost fainted, but then i said just joking.

etnyah · December 2018

Speaking of size comments, I posted a picture compilation on FB of belly growth progress from week 15 to 30, and a friend said I look like a snake that ate a rat.

hannahbananas11 · December 2018

@grebretso That's an awesome comment.

cas060 · December 2018

now we need to see it @grebretso !!

etnyah · December 2018

Here it is @cass06_07! Comment included

Image: https://us.v-cdn.net/5020794/uploads/editor/v1/xqcmsd1qy30b.png

shellperry · December 2018

@grebretso you are all baby

cas060 · December 2018

She means rat... atleast its not worm @grebretso

etnyah · December 2018

@cass06_07 If a snake ate a worm it wouldn't even look half as impressive!

sjnsjnsjn · December 2018

@grebretso I mean, a very pretty snake but otherwise that comment is fairly 🎯 😂

cali1710 · December 2018

@grebretso you look fabulous!

cali1710 · December 2018

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