I'm so pregnant I'm wondering if it would be frowned upon for me to roll my desk chair to the bathroom instead of getting up 8 times a day to pee and worrying about my hip not holding up!
I’m “excuse me do you have a restroom I can use?” weeks pregnant. No matter how many stops I have to make. Every trip out of the car is basically a trip to pee.
@changadee , awhile back i dropped paper clips off the back of my desk.. my manager told me not to pick them up... well one day I wasn't there, my managers boss saw them all over the floor and picked them up because she liked that they were spirals and wanted some... Lol.. Felt kind of shaddy that she picked them up, but alas, she got some clips out of the deal
I'm so pregnant that every time someone says "how are you feeeeeeling?!?!" it takes all of my restraint to NOT say "WHY DO YOU ALWAYS ASK ME THAT?!?! " (I swear on my life that I've ::knock on wood:: had a pretty uneventful pregnancy and I have nothing to complain about, however, I am so over this question)
@ohsunnydays right there with you... even the men at work feel they should ask me that, Lol. I just say "big", or "pretty good" and then ask tem how they are feeling.... lol
Same @ohsunnydays. My answer is “still pregnant.” Like not that much changes day to day. Certainly don’t want to get into a discussion about vaginal varicose veins at work.
Nobody has asked me how I feel at work ever since that one time a coworker walked in to the kitchen and caught me right after I found plastic in the compost bin (it's a problem). He asked how I was feeling, my eyes shot daggers and I said "I will murder you". Maybe try that.
DS born 2/18/2019 DD born 4/1/2023 Baby #3 EDD 11/21/2024
I'm so pregnant I just dropped off cookies for my work cookie exchange and picked up mine in turn and I am SO HAPPY. Literally grinning like a fool all the way to my car. Look! I'm bragging now. 6 dozen cookies
I'm so pregnant the guy delivering our new snowblower took pity on my and started cleaning the driveway for me! (He was the least condescending old guy I've interacted with in a long time, too!)
I'm so pregnant I needed help from my 9 year olds to put my socks and boots on this morning because I couldn't bend over far enough to do it and I was out of breath from trying. Those boys are going to deserve some kind of treat for how much they've helped me out this pregnancy.
I’m so pregnant that on my lunch break the bartender tried to hand me the check but I couldn’t grab it from his hand because my belly was already being pushed against the table. He said “oh sorry I didn’t realize you couldn’t reach it” my fiancé just looked at my belly and pointed...
meanwhile my fiance could have easily grabbed the check for me but I think he enjoys watching me struggle -_-
@cmkrauss H sometimes looks at me for a bit, points and starts laughing. Sometimes it’s due to the general absurdity of pregnancy, but usually it’s because I’m struggling with a menial task like putting on shoes or picking something up from the floor. Our dudes definitely enjoy watching us struggle. Jerks.
DS born 2/18/2019 DD born 4/1/2023 Baby #3 EDD 11/21/2024
Re: Just How Pregnant Are You?
BFP 6.8.2018 EDD 02.18.2019
DD born 4/1/2023
Baby #3 EDD 11/21/2024
BFP 6.8.2018 EDD 02.18.2019
(I did pick it up eventually.)
(I swear on my life that I've ::knock on wood:: had a pretty uneventful pregnancy and I have nothing to complain about, however, I am so over this question)
edited because I forgot wordz. facepalm.
DD born 4/1/2023
Baby #3 EDD 11/21/2024
meanwhile my fiance could have easily grabbed the check for me but I think he enjoys watching me struggle -_-
edited: fixed misspellings
DD born 4/1/2023
Baby #3 EDD 11/21/2024
I’m so pregnant that one of my kindergarten students pointed at my stomach and said I look like Santa...... Thanks.