I’m so pregnant that when I drop things now I ask DD to pick them up for me instead of having to bend down and get them myself. She enjoys it so it’s win/win!
I’m so pregnant H has gotten into the habit of asking me before he eats anything in the fridge/cupboards. He knows if he eats something and I was planning on having it later, I’ll be inconsolable.
DS born 2/18/2019 DD born 4/1/2023 Baby #3 EDD 11/21/2024
Im so pregnant I dropped my container of paperclips down the back side of my desk.... I left them all there. Yup, they are all over the floor under my desk still. But in my defense, my boss told me to leave them, Lol
I'm so pregnant I currently have a collection of goldfish crackers under my desk that will remain there until our custodian remembers to come back and vacuum.
I’m so pregnant I have to ask DH or get a step stool to reach the last few items at the bottom of the washing machine (I’m really short and it’s a top load machine lol)
@cali1710 I OFTEN think I can still fit in the same places. The number of times I bump people and have to say “sorry I thought I could still fit through there...” is getting embarrassing
I’m so pregnant that when I sit in my chair at my desk my belly hits the desk and I can’t reach where I normally kept my keyboard. Thank goodness for wireless keyboards.
I’m so pregnant I had to move the seat back in my car.
Also there are three stages of pregnancy: 1. Wearing my own clothes. 2. Wearing my husbands clothes at home, but my clothes in public. 3. Wearing my husbands clothes in public. Almost to stage 3.
I'm so pregnant I had a small dance party when my 12 lb dog decide to jump in the car today instead of insisting that it's too high and I have to lift him. He's such a good dog!
@bleucheeznwine oh yes totally. Peeing a tiny bit when I cough, sneeze, whatever isn’t enough for me to change. I am already going through my underwear too fast because I legit pee my pants when I puke now.
This snissing is totally new for me. Didn't happen with DD, but little man is sitting way low. I'm running through, like, 3 pairs a day. Won't miss this one bit.
@bleucheeznwine new to snissing here as well! This did not happen with DD and I was shocked the first time it happened to me this pregnancy. It really sucked when I had a cold a few weeks ago.
Didn’t see this coming when I started this thread. I’m so pregnant I just fell into my Christmas tree and got stuck for a second. Leaned over the arm of the sofa at the pelvis to unplug the sucker and teetered a little further forward than I anticipated. Into the tree face first with my feet in the air. Farted while pushing myself back up. On that note I’m going to bed. 😩
@BourbonBiscuits ive also had to move my seat back, but I’m short so I cant move it anymore or I wont be able to reach the peddles. And my bellys still touching the steering wheel again.
@bleucheeznwine new to snissing here as well! This did not happen with DD and I was shocked the first time it happened to me this pregnancy. It really sucked when I had a cold a few weeks ago.
Yep, currently have a cold, so it's been really fun. Being sick and pregnant isn't fair in general.
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I’m so pregnant that when I drop things now I ask DD to pick them up for me instead of having to bend down and get them myself. She enjoys it so it’s win/win!
DD born 4/1/2023
Baby #3 EDD 11/21/2024
BFP 6.8.2018 EDD 02.18.2019
MMC 2.12.11 @ 8w
PVM 5.8.12
GWM 3.17.15
RPM 2.21.19
MMC 2.12.11 @ 8w
PVM 5.8.12
GWM 3.17.15
RPM 2.21.19
BFP 6.8.2018 EDD 02.18.2019
Im so pregnant I made a game out of DS putting shoes on my feet so I didn’t have to bend over.
I also bought fake Uggs a few days ago because I don't need to bend over or sit down to take them on and off. They're hideous. I regret nothing.
DD born 4/1/2023
Baby #3 EDD 11/21/2024
also LO kicks me if I get to close to the desk.
Also there are three stages of pregnancy: 1. Wearing my own clothes. 2. Wearing my husbands clothes at home, but my clothes in public. 3. Wearing my husbands clothes in public. Almost to stage 3.
This thread is pure gold!
BFP 6.8.2018 EDD 02.18.2019
I'm so pregnant I bought a yoga ball to use as a chair at work because my pelvis is dying a slow, slow death.
BFP 6.8.2018 EDD 02.18.2019