Nope nope nope, not reading the bathtub story. The wheelchair story made me think I probably desire a csection and one more story like that will probably leave me begging for one.
You guise. I'm not gonna make it today. DD got me up at 3:15. I need all the coffees but can't have all the coffees. Quid pro quo - Will you tell me a joke? Or something? Please! I need something to look forward to. Going to go make a tiny bit of the coffees.
What are Mario & Luigi's pants made of?
Denim, denim, denim
What's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?
Snowballs.
Why did the farmer start a rock band?
He was tired of haulin' oats (Hall & Oats, hahaha!)
Thanks, y'all! Keep 'em coming. This day is becoming slightly more bearable. @krashke (This one hurt my side from laughing so much.) What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?
Make me one with everything.
Why does a Moon rock taste better than an Earth rock?
doxiemoxie212 - can you stalk the hospital's website, pre-register, but print out a copy of the paperwork as well to keep in your purse to just hand to them if they try to jerk you around?
I ended up texting my L&D nurse friend who is at the hospital that we want to go to and asked if going to a different hospital creates utter chaos. She said it kind of does and I should probably switch docs (soon) if that is where we really want to go. Ugh. THat sounds like a PITA and I really like my doc so I would feel guilty.
Both hospitals are in the same network (my doc just has privileges at one of them) so I registered online yesterday at the "wrong" one by "accident" and printed out a copy of the registration paperwork that I'll fax to the "right" one and I'll keep an extra set in my purse for backup. *shurgs* I guess we'll just see how everything plays out.
@MissKittyDanger your joke reminded me of this video I love. The first time I watched it, I couldn't stop laughing. A little background: The guy who made it is an animator. His wife came home drunk one night and told this joke while he recorded her. I think I love it because it reminds me of me.
Won't lie ladies, bit of a rough start to the day... but these punny jokes are helping a ton.
That and I have gone a down a late 90's early 00's House music rabbit hole on youTube while at work.
As a STM, I don't get to groove like I used to, nor am I even AWAKE to consider heading to dance my face off. But these beats are soothing to my soul... I have been questioned about my head bopping, but the work is getting done... so no one really cares.
Mama to a wonderful DD - Sep 2015, Wife to my DH since 2011, 2 dogs, a cat, and hoping to add No. 2 in May/June 2018. Canadian. 5 - IUIs, 3 - IVF retrievals, 2- failed transfers (fresh, and frozen), PGS on second IVF resulted in 1 perfect emby, and DD. 3rd IVF w PGS resulted in 3! perfect embys. 1st transfer - Sep 2017 2 more on ice.
28 weeks today and my bump article is a third tri checklist. Reading over it gave me a little bit of a panic attack. I'm just so behind and know it'll be weeks before I can start doing so much of that stuff. Hopefully this boy overcooks a little cause I am stressed. *deep breaths*
Me 30 Him 30 Married August 2015 DS born 5/23/2018 TTC #2 July 2020
DH had lasik done yesterday, and was supposed to come home today but has to stay another night. I'm bummed. He's been gone since Tuesday. Also I'm not feeling 100% so maybe that's part of the problem
@LaceyBee522 they were broken for me- but I refreshed and they are back. Hopefully yours fixed as well.
Love the dad jokes today! I'll have to share them all with DH.
I had my 28 week appointment today- including the dreaded glucose test. The hospital/ dr office (which is located at the hospital) just upgrade to a new computer system. No one knew how to do anything... checking in for the GD test was painful and made me 15 minutes late to my dr appointment, which I had to wait another 15 minutes for once I got to the office. I am moving to every 2 week appointments now, and my 30 weeks appointment will be a busy one- Dtap, growth u/s, and my first appointment with a different doctor in the practice. HOPEFULLY the computer issues are done by then- otherwise it will be a very painful day.
so we all know sleeping is rough. but when you're trying to stay on your left side.. not only am I having to keep readjusting cause of hip pain, but I got my tdap in my left arm yesterday. and it decided to be sore over night.. as I'm laying on it!
me:35 DH:34 DS: born oct 2012 TFAS: BFP #1 aug16. miscarriage sept16 BFP #2 nov16 MMC dec16. d&c jan17 BFP #3 sept17 EDD 5/31/18 fingers crossed for our rainbow baby
@catlady1215 I think the left side reco is sort of outdated. I think it’s thought that some pregnant women can only get comfortable on their left side but if that isn’t you (ie, you are comfortable in other positions) do those, esp if right side is comfy.
@catlady1215 ditto to @doxiemoxie212 I was telling the midwife about my hip pain and she said to definitely alternate sides.
Also I think @LaceyBee522 mentioned it in another thread but sometimes the only relief I get from my hips and to be able to get some sleep is on my back.
*TW LC*
Me & MH: 32 DS: 6/1/18 (Pre-E; IUGR; seizures; NICU) TTC #2: 12/2019 Sept 2020: HSG possible blocked right tube Nov 2020: Letrozole + TI - BFN Dec 2020: Letrozole + TI - BFP!!! EDD 9/18
@catlady1215 I believe the left side recommendation is just to keep pressure off of your liver and to help with reflux/heartburn. I definitely start on my right, switch to my back, and around 3am switch to my left lol I figure as long as i'm sleeping, i'm good, and my body will tell me otherwise haha
Me: 28 | Husband: 39 Married March 2016 DD: born 7.22.16 DS EDD: 6.23.18
@krashke@sunshineandwhiskey if I'm on the couch, I can do right side. But in bed, I couldn't tell you the last time I slept on my right side. its awkward and uncomfortable to me.
me:35 DH:34 DS: born oct 2012 TFAS: BFP #1 aug16. miscarriage sept16 BFP #2 nov16 MMC dec16. d&c jan17 BFP #3 sept17 EDD 5/31/18 fingers crossed for our rainbow baby
That moment your two year old says “Momma, you going potty AGAIN?! You just goed potty!” Yes bud, I’m aware. Thanks. Even my two year old is annoyed by how frequently I am peeing
@BurlapandLace lol that's too cute. I often think that's what my dog thinks of me. He likes napping on the stone floor of one of our bathrooms and when I go in there (hourly) he side eyes me like wha-the... Use the other bathroom lol!
That moment your two year old says “Momma, you going potty AGAIN?! You just goed potty!” Yes bud, I’m aware. Thanks. Even my two year old is annoyed by how frequently I am peeing
Lol! Gotta love kids :')
My cats try to join me. "You're peeing again? You need company"
Just got my first paycheck from this ongoing freelance job and they take out all tax deductions etc so praise jezus hallelujah I don’t have to deal with any weird bullshit.
Re: Randomly Randoms {3/12}
Quid pro quo - Will you tell me a joke? Or something? Please! I need something to look forward to. Going to go make a tiny bit of the coffees.
What are Mario & Luigi's pants made of?
What's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?
Why did the farmer start a rock band?
He was tired of haulin' oats (Hall & Oats, hahaha!)
DS born 9/24/2020
Married March 2016
DD: born 7.22.16
DS EDD: 6.23.18
What did the psychiatrist say to the man who walked into his office wearing nothing but Saran Wrap?
What do you call a 4' psychic who just escaped from prison?
Why do chicken coops only have two doors?
What do prisoners use to call each other?
also get all the coffee!
DS: 6/1/18 (Pre-E; IUGR; seizures; NICU)
TTC #2: 12/2019
Sept 2020: HSG possible blocked right tube
Nov 2020: Letrozole + TI - BFN
Dec 2020: Letrozole + TI - BFP!!! EDD 9/18
https://pun.me/pages/dad-jokes.php
What's as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?
ETA moar jokes! btw this is my material from when I was a zoo tour guide
Why did they outlaw gambling in Africa?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What do you call a fish without any eyes?
Fsh
Married August 2015
DS born 5/23/2018
TTC #2 July 2020
@krashke
(This one hurt my side from laughing so much.)
What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?
Why does a Moon rock taste better than an Earth rock?
What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?
What's the best way to carve wood?
What did the mother buffalo say when her boy left for college?
ETA: more for you, @Amphibious22
What kind of horses go out after dusk?
What's it called when you lend money to a bison?
What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it?
What do you call cheese that's not yours?
Nacho cheese.
Do you wanna taco bout it? Or would I be jalpeno business?
How does the man in the moon cut his hair?
Why did the pirate go to the Caribbean?
doxiemoxie212 - can you stalk the hospital's website, pre-register, but print out a copy of the paperwork as well to keep in your purse to just hand to them if they try to jerk you around?
I ended up texting my L&D nurse friend who is at the hospital that we want to go to and asked if going to a different hospital creates utter chaos. She said it kind of does and I should probably switch docs (soon) if that is where we really want to go. Ugh. THat sounds like a PITA and I really like my doc so I would feel guilty.
Both hospitals are in the same network (my doc just has privileges at one of them) so I registered online yesterday at the "wrong" one by "accident" and printed out a copy of the registration paperwork that I'll fax to the "right" one and I'll keep an extra set in my purse for backup. *shurgs* I guess we'll just see how everything plays out.
That and I have gone a down a late 90's early 00's House music rabbit hole on youTube while at work.
As a STM, I don't get to groove like I used to, nor am I even AWAKE to consider heading to dance my face off. But these beats are soothing to my soul... I have been questioned about my head bopping, but the work is getting done... so no one really cares.
5 - IUIs, 3 - IVF retrievals, 2- failed transfers (fresh, and frozen), PGS on second IVF resulted in 1 perfect emby, and DD.
3rd IVF w PGS resulted in 3! perfect embys. 1st transfer - Sep 2017 2 more on ice.
28 weeks today and my bump article is a third tri checklist. Reading over it gave me a little bit of a panic attack. I'm just so behind and know it'll be weeks before I can start doing so much of that stuff. Hopefully this boy overcooks a little cause I am stressed. *deep breaths*
Married August 2015
DS born 5/23/2018
TTC #2 July 2020
Also I'm not feeling 100% so maybe that's part of the problem
Love the dad jokes today! I'll have to share them all with DH.
I had my 28 week appointment today- including the dreaded glucose test. The hospital/ dr office (which is located at the hospital) just upgrade to a new computer system. No one knew how to do anything... checking in for the GD test was painful and made me 15 minutes late to my dr appointment, which I had to wait another 15 minutes for once I got to the office. I am moving to every 2 week appointments now, and my 30 weeks appointment will be a busy one- Dtap, growth u/s, and my first appointment with a different doctor in the practice. HOPEFULLY the computer issues are done by then- otherwise it will be a very painful day.
BFP#4- 9/26 edd 6/5/18
DS: born oct 2012
TFAS: BFP #1 aug16. miscarriage sept16
BFP #2 nov16 MMC dec16. d&c jan17
BFP #3 sept17 EDD 5/31/18
fingers crossed for our rainbow baby
Also I think @LaceyBee522 mentioned it in another thread but sometimes the only relief I get from my hips and to be able to get some sleep is on my back.
DS: 6/1/18 (Pre-E; IUGR; seizures; NICU)
TTC #2: 12/2019
Sept 2020: HSG possible blocked right tube
Nov 2020: Letrozole + TI - BFN
Dec 2020: Letrozole + TI - BFP!!! EDD 9/18
DS: born oct 2012
TFAS: BFP #1 aug16. miscarriage sept16
BFP #2 nov16 MMC dec16. d&c jan17
BFP #3 sept17 EDD 5/31/18
fingers crossed for our rainbow baby
Married March 2016
DD: born 7.22.16
DS EDD: 6.23.18
DS: born oct 2012
TFAS: BFP #1 aug16. miscarriage sept16
BFP #2 nov16 MMC dec16. d&c jan17
BFP #3 sept17 EDD 5/31/18
fingers crossed for our rainbow baby
you going potty AGAIN?! You just goed potty!” Yes bud, I’m aware. Thanks. Even my two year old is annoyed by how frequently I am peeing
My cats try to join me. "You're peeing again? You need company"