While we are each special unicorns who definitely will not poop during delivery, everyone else poops during delivery. When that kid shoves through a pelvis and mashes the intestine like someone trying to get the last of the toothpaste out of the tube, it works the same and poop comes out. That's just how it is. And every human that wasn't a c-section baby, including that whackadoo, shoved poop out of their mom on the way out.
Me: 34 DH: 38 Married: June 2011 TTC since Feb 2016 BFP#1: 7/7/16 MMC: 8/16/16 BFP#2: 5/8/17 - CP BFP#3: 6/27/17 EDD: 3/10/18
I just googled Culver’s, and apparently one is opening near me on Monday. Guess I better go see what all the fuss is about. I forbid myself from DQ Blizzards this pregnancy, but I never said anything about frozen custard...
Just for the record, the only reasons you don’t poop are wayyy worse than pooping and you probably won’t even see it. I would 100% rather poop than be back in the position where my body was crashing and I was afraid I wouldn’t be able to physically have a baby. I don’t even know what Culver’s is and I would have killed for a cheeseburger and fries. I guess I would tell her to F off but my hormones are all over the place.
Just for the record, the only reasons you don’t poop are wayyy worse than pooping and you probably won’t even see it. I would 100% rather poop than be back in the position where my body was crashing and I was afraid I wouldn’t be able to physically have a baby. I don’t even know what Culver’s is and I would have killed for a cheeseburger and fries. I guess I would tell her to F off but my hormones are all over the place.
Yup. Tbh, I don't worry about pooping at this point. If anybody in the room is worried about me pooping while I'm pushing out this LO, they're focused on the wrong thing.
Yup. Totally pooped a little bit while pushing our my firstborn but the nurses are so goodabout not even saying anything about it and cleaning up right away it's like it didn't even happen.... So, I pretended to not know.
Why does it annoy me when people see that I'm miserable, ask how I'm doing and then say, "She'll be here on her own time!" Like... I fucking know that. It doesn't make me any less miserable and uncomfortable. k thanks bye.
dude... my hormones need to take a back seat, for real.
Totally valid @crossfitbabybump. You know she'll come when she's ready, that's not the issue. The issue is feeling the way you do physically while you wait for her to get here. No judgement here lol
@cford08 - thank you! I knew you guys would understand! I just don't get it, do they think it'll make me feel better by saying that? Cause it doesn't... lol
Totally unrelated, but my MIL texted my husband yesterday (we’re having our twins TODAY) asking what we still needed from our registry. She gave me a diaper genie for Christmas *eyeroll* and has given us nothing else for these babies.
He responded that we had purchased everything we needed a few weeks ago, as we hadn’t received a lot of gifts this time around (which was fine, we expected that because we have a 2yo). She then goes “well I thought you would have a shower so I was waiting for the invitation to buy gifts”.... umm, I’m 36+4 with twins. The time for a shower would have been WEEKS ago. I’m just annoyed because now she’s having a pity party for herself because “there is nothing good left for me to get” and I’m just over here annoyed that she never asked me if I was having a shower, just kept sitting around waiting for an invite to one...
We also made it clear we weren’t having visitors (she lives out of town and stays with us when she visits) until we get home from the hospital and yesterday she texted both my husband and I separately asking if she could come this weekend. Um, NOPE. Still no.
@sardavbak I agree with diapers, wipes, even grocery gift cards! Or if you didn't buy the bigger car seats for when they are out of the bucket seats. But so annoying she didn't communicate with you months ago!!
I've been meaning to make a photo book of my DS before the baby comes, finally sat down and did it tonight. 3 hours in and 75% done, I LOST THE WHOLE DAMN THING! Here's hoping shutterfly has some way of restoring it, cuz I'm so pissed at myself for not saving as I went along!
@paigew123 oh no! That’s awful! I hope they can recover it for you. I have a love hate relationship with Shutterfly. It’s so cheap and decent quality but I always have glitches when I’m trying to use it.
@mdfarmchick that's why I don't do these things often enough! I was wayyy too upset to wait for morning, so I spent another hour finding a way to retrieve it, and I found an unsaved project button! It had almost everything I did!!!! Completed it minus 2 pictures I need to get, saved it and will finalize tomorrow....
Re: MBF/TW/WTF Week of 2/5
Married: June 2011
TTC since Feb 2016
BFP#1: 7/7/16 MMC: 8/16/16
BFP#2: 5/8/17 - CP
BFP#3: 6/27/17 EDD: 3/10/18
@missnc77 - try a concrete mixer!!
Why does it annoy me when people see that I'm miserable, ask how I'm doing and then say, "She'll be here on her own time!" Like... I fucking know that. It doesn't make me any less miserable and uncomfortable. k thanks bye.
dude... my hormones need to take a back seat, for real.
He responded that we had purchased everything we needed a few weeks ago, as we hadn’t received a lot of gifts this time around (which was fine, we expected that because we have a 2yo). She then goes “well I thought you would have a shower so I was waiting for the invitation to buy gifts”.... umm, I’m 36+4 with twins. The time for a shower would have been WEEKS ago. I’m just annoyed because now she’s having a pity party for herself because “there is nothing good left for me to get” and I’m just over here annoyed that she never asked me if I was having a shower, just kept sitting around waiting for an invite to one...
We also made it clear we weren’t having visitors (she lives out of town and stays with us when she visits) until we get home from the hospital and yesterday she texted both my husband and I separately asking if she could come this weekend. Um, NOPE. Still no.
Will be on the lookout for your birth announcement!!
Here's hoping shutterfly has some way of restoring it, cuz I'm so pissed at myself for not saving as I went along!
I was wayyy too upset to wait for morning, so I spent another hour finding a way to retrieve it, and I found an unsaved project button! It had almost everything I did!!!! Completed it minus 2 pictures I need to get, saved it and will finalize tomorrow....