January 2016 Moms
BarrettJ89
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My kid said what?!
BarrettJ89
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I can't be the only one that is constantly laughing and shaking their head over the wildly hilarious things their LO says... Can we please share and laugh?
When we had a strong case of the snots in our house, Brynlee woke up and rubbed her nasty nose all over my black shirt (it had to be black, didn't it?) She sat back, wrinkled her nose in disgust, and said "Momma! Boogers are gross!"
Another current favorite was yesterday when I told her to stop doing something... without missing a beat, she looked at me and said "No! I'm the momma!"
I've got my hands full with this little firecracker!
When we had a strong case of the snots in our house, Brynlee woke up and rubbed her nasty nose all over my black shirt (it had to be black, didn't it?) She sat back, wrinkled her nose in disgust, and said "Momma! Boogers are gross!"
Another current favorite was yesterday when I told her to stop doing something... without missing a beat, she looked at me and said "No! I'm the momma!"
I've got my hands full with this little firecracker!
Re: My kid said what?!
Brynlee has a really wild vocabulary... she loves talking about alligators, flamingos, and armadillos. Right now, I'm trying to convince her that she needs to go night night. She keeps telling me no. I ask her why not? "I love you toooo much momma!" Good thing she's cute...
Also, I love this thread - what a great idea @BarrettJ89
We have lots of single words, but she knows the Moo, Baa, La La La book by Sandra Boynton by heart, and you have to ask her several times what the pigs say before she stops saying "la la la," and actually makes a pig noise.
Whoa is another one she uses a lot and totally in context.
The other really funny thing is when she's doing a puzzle, she'll move the pieces across the board and go, "Noooooooo," until she finds the right one.
Brynlee is chocked full of silly and sassy remarks.
When picking up her 10 year old sister from summer camp, the counselors were getting them all wound up singing "boom chicka rocka, chicka rocka, chicka boom." Brynlee got really excited and yelled out "chicka chicka boom boom!" The other parents were laughing so hard.
And not five minutes ago, I asked her for a kiss... she said "No momma... high five?!" and picked my hand up to give me a high five.
He also recently got this little toy dinosaur that you can feed pieces to. It has a little song it plays and then says "can you feed me?". Every time it asks that, he says NO!
Luke has started saying "nooooo" in this little sing songy voice, it's pretty cute yet sort of infuriating at the same time
He also loves to finish rhymes, so Mother Goose is a huge hit right now. (Old King ___ is a merry old ____ and a merry old ____ was ____; that kind of thing. We also have the book Jamberry which rhymes. He loved it a few months ago but it got stuck at the bottom of the book box for a while. Since Davey LOVES berries I thought he'd be pretty excited to see it again. I read "Under the bridge and over the dam, looking for berries, berries for ___" expecting him to fill in the missing word "jam." Instead, I got "looking for berries, berries for DAVEY!"
Freya has been obsessed with the color purple lately. My husband said to her tonight, "What do you want for dinner tonight sweetie?" Freya: "Purple"
Also, when we go to the mall, she points at the mannequins with no heads and says "uh ohhh, head"
Funny things Rose has been saying lately - she whispers the names of everyone in the family, creepily, haha. No idea where that came from. Oh and she started recognizing her grandma in photos and she calls her Hamma, which I think is hilarious. But probably the funniest thing is that she's obsessed with this song called Baby Shark Dance and when she wants us to play it she'll yell "Shart!"' Hahahaha.
If she's in the living room playing or watching TV and I leave to go to the kitchen or bathroom, I hear her saying "I'll find youuuu" lol it cracks me up
We are lucky to be on the positive side of monsters. Birdie associates all monsters with Cookie Monster, even though she calls him, "Cookie." If I ask her what does a monster say?, she says, "Num, num, num."
I love it. She isn't into purple as the rest of these kids. For her it's ye-yow! (Yellow.)
The thing that has cracked me up the most is this. I was singing the Monkees theme song to her, and I got to the part where it says, "People say we monkey around," and she said, "Pee-po say ah-ah around." (Ah-ah is what she says for monkeys, even though she can say monkey." Her word substitutions are so funny.
I was running late to my son's speech and was driving amongst every moron known to man, and she decided to repeat "pick a lane, asshole!" Whoops...
Her newest, and slightly more appropriate, phrases are "driving me crazy" and "driving me nuts." She also runs up to me and whines, "oh no! I break a nail! Kiss it!"
Just today I was sitting on the couch with Evelyn, and she tooted. Without missing a beat she said “excuse you Mommy.” We have NO idea where she got that from! Completely cracked me up.
I laughed so hard, I cried.
My two year old boy chased that "dinosaur" around saying "so cool!" and "silly dinosaur!" the entire party. Polar opposites.
When ever I'm getting mad at Keat and he's not listening I say "Keaton I said no," so now his new thing is to say "mom, I said please" "mom i said yes" when I'm not giving him what he wants and when I'm doing something he doesn't like he says "mom I said no".
Me: "Oh, do you want to wear my ring?"
Freya: "Wear it" while nodding her head yes
Me: "Sorry hunny this is mamas ring"
Freya: "Freya's" while nodding her head "yes" very enthusiastically and pulling on my ring.
Birdie does something similar. Something that belongs to me:
Birdie: MY pone. (Phone.)
Me: Mama's phone
Birdie: MY pone.
Me: Who's phone???
Pause
Birdie: Mama pone.
Zack: Zacky’s phone
Me: That’s Mommy’s phone
Zack: Mommy funny.
Then he grabbed the phone and ran out of the room with it. Sigh