When DS2 is happy with me he tells me "I love you all the way to earth" It's his take on "I love you to the moon and back". DS1 keeps trying to correct him but I love it
SS2 limping in the most dramatic way possible, practically dragging his leg behind him as he walks SS: my leg hurts. It hurts soooo much I need to go to the hospital Me: okay take off your pants let me see SS: actually it's my foot. Yeah its my foot here *shows me his foot* Me: if it's your foot then why are you limping from your leg? SS: *very exasperated with me at this point* I don't know how to limp properly *bursts into fake tears*
DH was stuck on metro and DS3 couldn't understand why he wouldn't stay in the phone with him. I told him daddy was busy and had to go. DS3: "HES NOT BUSY! He's just sitting on a TRAIN!l"
DD: ::pulling two tiny dolls from the trash:: mom, did you throw these out? Me: ya, you have enough dolls DD: they're not dolls, they're people and you can't throw away people.
Eddie, 4.5: "Mom, can you just PLEASE have 2 more babies after this new baby?" Me: "No honey, this is our last baby." Eddie: "Well, did you decide that or did GOD say it??"
Eddie: "Why do you only want to have four babies!?" Me: "Because the more kids there are, the more chaos. Four kids is all the chaos I can handle." Eddie: "What is chaos?" Me: "Chaos is like...noise, movement, action, craziness" Eddie: "I LOVE CHAOS!!"
My bump was really poking out today and I guess my 2.5 year old DD finally noticed. She pointed to my belly and asked, "what happened to your belly?! Does it hurt??" I reminded her that mommy has a baby in there. She then lifts up my shirt and yells into my belly button, "Hi baby!!"
DS2 had a friend at school that had a seizure at school. It really freaked him out. He kept telling me his friend was dead, even though I assured him he wasn't. The next day at school drop off he ran up to him and gave him a huge hug and yelled "Buddy you got dead but your alive again! I'm so happy you're amazing!" 3 year olds are awesome
My toddler parrots everything she hears (which really elevates self awareness let me tell you). Lately she has been on a kick of exclaiming "Oh, my, goodness!" and it's adorable.
But the other day she overheard my husband talking about David Murphy (we're Rangers fans). Now she says "Oh my Murphy!"
To the insurance adjuster checking out our storm damage today, my four year old said, "Your name is Chris!?!? My DAD'S name is CHRIS!!!!" He was so over excited. It was adorable.
DS1s shoes weren't feeling right on his feet. I asked him what was wrong. He said, "They're awful!"
On the way home from daycare: DS1: DS2 is looking out my window! Me: he can look out which ever window he wants DS1 considers this for a moment DS1: hey DS2, I'm looking out your window! DS2: I don't like it. DS1 is looking out my window!
DS2, at bedtime (age 2)
"I fink daddy is brushing his teef. He got some dirt in there."
"I'm not going to drink chocolate milk. I want some chocolate milk. I don't want to drink it."
"Mom, I've gotta tell you somefin'. If I get outta bed... you're not going to put up the gate."
As 4yo DD and I are on our way to get custard she very seriously says, "Mommy after the baby comes out of your tummy will it go back down because I really don't want you to be fat."
She wasn't trying to be hurtful or rude. I think she is just used to seeing me really petite and was curious. She's a very inquisitive child but obviously has no filter.
This morning DS2 saw golf on tv for the first time ever, apparently, and asked me. "Why is that guy hitting an egg?" I told him he was golfing. "No, he's playing hockey."
My 3 yo son- Mama is this the door Lillian will use to get out when she grows bigger? points to my belly button. Then jams fingers inside belly button.
DS is still talking about the baby farting in my belly. He felt him kick the other day and said "whoa big farts baby! High five!" And then looked sad that he couldn't find the baby's hands
From the recently sick but now super hyper kid at 10:30pm
DD: Mom!! I put a shirt on and now I'm hot Me: So take off a blanket DD: ::comically fast:: Ok Me: it's time to be quiet and go to bed DD: I can't, my brain won't be quiet!!
@ElizabethSchuyler That's adorable And sounds like mine when she says her "bedtime prayers." She basically tries to filibuster her way out of actually going to bed.
@ElizabethSchuyler That's adorable And sounds like mine when she says her "bedtime prayers." She basically tries to filibuster her way out of actually going to bed.
@ElizabethSchuyler That's adorable And sounds like mine when she says her "bedtime prayers." She basically tries to filibuster her way out of actually going to bed.
this made me lol because it's so accurate
Or when they decide bedtime is the time that they remember 500 things they meant to tell you about their day when they had nothing to say about it hours before
DS2 likes to use the words "never" and "always". So frequently I get "you never let us eat ice cream for dinner" or "you always make me wear pants" while he cries. I'm a mean mom apparently.
DS2 likes to use the words "never" and "always". So frequently I get "you never let us eat ice cream for dinner" or "you always make me wear pants" while he cries. I'm a mean mom apparently.
When DS wants to emphatically say "no", he says "never". me: "do you want lunch?" DS: "NEVER!!!"
Re: STM+ sh*t my kid says
SS: my leg hurts. It hurts soooo much I need to go to the hospital
Me: okay take off your pants let me see
SS: actually it's my foot. Yeah its my foot here
*shows me his foot*
Me: if it's your foot then why are you limping from your leg?
SS: *very exasperated with me at this point* I don't know how to limp properly *bursts into fake tears*
i mean...fair point haha
Yes child, welcome to the dark side.
Me: ya, you have enough dolls
DD: they're not dolls, they're people and you can't throw away people.
Fair enough.
Me: "No honey, this is our last baby."
Eddie: "Well, did you decide that or did GOD say it??"
Eddie: "Why do you only want to have four babies!?"
Me: "Because the more kids there are, the more chaos. Four kids is all the chaos I can handle."
Eddie: "What is chaos?"
Me: "Chaos is like...noise, movement, action, craziness"
Eddie: "I LOVE CHAOS!!"
Me: Child, you have no idea how true that is.
But the other day she overheard my husband talking about David Murphy (we're Rangers fans). Now she says "Oh my Murphy!"
I don't know what's wrong with him.
On the way home from daycare:
DS1: DS2 is looking out my window!
Me: he can look out which ever window he wants
DS1 considers this for a moment
DS1: hey DS2, I'm looking out your window!
DS2: I don't like it. DS1 is looking out my window!
DS2, at bedtime (age 2)
"I fink daddy is brushing his teef. He got some dirt in there."
"I'm not going to drink chocolate milk. I want some chocolate milk. I don't want to drink it."
"Mom, I've gotta tell you somefin'. If I get outta bed... you're not going to put up the gate."
DS#2 3/15
Baby #3~
She wasn't trying to be hurtful or rude. I think she is just used to seeing me really petite and was curious. She's a very inquisitive child but obviously has no filter.
It was said with a giggle because boys are gross.
At the drive thru I was ordering a meal for must and decided to change my drink order, how dare I. Lol. DD says "mom you're super really pregnant"
DS#2 3/15
Baby #3~
Mama is this the door Lillian will use to get out when she grows bigger?
points to my belly button. Then jams fingers inside belly button.
DD: Mom!! I put a shirt on and now I'm hot
Me: So take off a blanket
DD: ::comically fast:: Ok
Me: it's time to be quiet and go to bed
DD: I can't, my brain won't be quiet!!
Love this girl
Im dying
:Walks into kitchen:
Bye woot (his word for water), bye ice cream, bye crackers, bye chicken.
:Walks into living room:
Bye cars, bye Thomas, bye Dad (this was to my phone as we just had a video call with him)
:Walks into bathroom:
Bye woot, bye bubbles, bye boat.
I hope this list doesn't get longer as he learns more words.
me: "do you want lunch?"
DS: "NEVER!!!"