BF/Twat 6/19

britvahok · June 2017

I think we're all at the point in our pregnancy where we need a weekly bitchfest/ twat thread! Let's hear it!

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SouthernMama15 · June 2017

My body is a twat. Reflux is out of control so I am having to force myself to eat because nothing sounds good and I know it will increase the reflux, but then I feel like crap and have no energy from not eating. Also, I know coffee and caffiene make it worse so I haven't had caffiene in about 72 hours which equals a headache.

and_peggy · June 2017

Having a nice Father's Day dinner at my house last night with DH, DD, my parents and my 30 year brother. Brother is texting under the table...totally obvious. This goes on for several minutes and nobody says anything. We're still trying to enjoy conversation without him. Then he puts his elbows up on the table and continues to text. Everyone else is obviously annoyed so I tell him to get off the phone, and that it's very rude and disrespectful. He proceeds to argue with me and gets up to go to the bathroom for 15 minutes. Then I feel really bad for making it so uncomfortable for my dad and everyone else. But I cannot handle it anymore. He does this all the time and nobody calls him out. Manners, people!

littlebug2010 · June 2017

My body is getting annoying. I never had heartburn/acid reflux before pregnancy, and last night I literally woke up just about ready to puke from it. I also am getting tired of my boob leaking (I know, I know, this will be happening for a while). I really like going braless around the house, and I swear every time I do, I leak, and I keep running out of pjs to wear. I know I can buy a sleep bra, but I just dont want to. Im not really asking for advice on this one, Im just complaining, and being stubborn about buying a new bra.

imwithbaby · June 2017

@aehogan90 obviously he knows it's rude since he was trying to hide it. RUDE.

and_peggy · June 2017

@mrsmatt1212 the best part was he gave a half-ass apology later that was laced with reasons why he was on his phone. But it's been a reoccurrent situation for many years so I know it's just going to continue.

dma0389 · June 2017

My TWAT is also my body like others have iterated. My lower back at the end of the day is killing me even though I take it easy at work or at home. I have to use my maternity belly band to help give me support but at the end of the night DH still has to give me a low back massage. Insomnia is not fun and when I finally get sleep, I wake up groggy and late for work in the mornings. ROLLING out of bed in the middle of the night to pee 5x is not fun. I'm just sooo over it. Sleeping isn't as relaxing as it used to be.

SpotConlon · June 2017

Everything last week was making me cry. I assume it was the combination of being uncomfortable all the time and being stressed out. My goal this week is trying to keep it together more because these bad moods are obnoxious.

smallbutmighty77 · June 2017

My Twat is my hall shower. We had some leaking issues from the floors above us, third floor of our condo bldng to the second and the second to us. The top two floors are fixed- showers re-caulked, ceilings patched etc and have been for over a week.

We are not-so it has been 3 weeks and the contractor is out of town this week and it takes at least a week to take the caulk up in the shower, re caulk, dry, etc etc...So 5+weeks without my hall shower.

My master bath works, but it is just a regular shower head-I never use it. My hall bath is a large rainhead, with body jets and hand held shower.
Stupid 1st world style Twat/BF but showers are the only thing that really relax me and I have had crap showers for weeks now and just want my good shower back!!!

emmeline714 · June 2017

My Twat is work today, I come in my boss texted me at 3am talking about don't call me when you go in the office since he is 2 hrs behind at the moment since he went on vacation 2 mins after I usually call him he starts calling me. He starts with "I had to walk to the hotel because the car reservation was cancelled due to it being in the morning 11am and him arriving at 11pm last night. I read the contract it does not say anything like that at all but i brushed it off. Then calls back and says that I told him that he had free breakfast when it was another hotel he had reserved and cancelled to stay close to the airport and he said he would figure out breakfast that he rather be closer to the airport which was more important to him, he said next time when you make reservations make sure you read, like no how about you do all that and I stick to my job. Sorry but I am ready for today to be over i feel like this week in half coming will be hell as he is not here. Then he gives me a list of things to get done and calls to see if it is being done like leave me alone

shyviolet-2 · June 2017

We went on a group camping trip this weekend and someone brought their kid who had been running a fever all day Friday. Why would anyone think that is a good idea? The kid was miserable all weekend and there were 10 other kids there to pass it on to, so inconsiderate.

PinkPrincessPiper · June 2017

My body is definitely the twat for failing the GD test with a fasting score of 141.

HappyToBeHere · June 2017

Ah shoot, @PinkPrincessPiper. Do you have to go for the 3 hour now?

Nxy · June 2017

My twat is the kid we were going to pay to mow my lawn. He keeps canceling and not showing up so I had to mow today. Which wouldn't be so bad but this is only *part* of my yard..

tova24 · June 2017

@Nxy oh hell no! I'm so sorry. That kid is a total twat!

my twat today is my coworker. I have told her multiple times that I don't like being touched in the workplace, and yet she continues to do it. Today I confronted her again and told her it makes me feel uncomfortable and asked if she would please stop. I also told my boss (I've had to tell him and hr about this employee multiple times) and his response was that her intention isn't bad;that she told him that she wasn't aware of the fact she was touching me. I told him that doesn't change how I feel and that it doesn't make it right.

jadkins2 · June 2017

Just curious, @tova24. How does she not know she is touching you? weird.... I talk a lot with my hands, but I absolutely never touch a co worker ever.

tova24 · June 2017

@jadkins2 she claims she a touchy-feely person and just doesn't know when she's doing it.

SouthernMama15 · June 2017

@tova24 if your boss won't handle it, I'd go to HR. What if a man grabbed someone's boobs and said he just didn't know? Unacceptable

breanna428 · June 2017

my twat is my stomach. constant heartburn after everything i eat. plus i just had lunch and i'm so ridiculously uncomfortable now that it's making me miserable. i feel like i had a four course meal but only had soup.

mokay19 · June 2017

My twat is the person that scheduled an hour long stand up meeting. My lower back hurts at all times right now and even while not being pregnant, no one wants to stand still listening to someone talk nonsense for an hour.

PinkPrincessPiper · June 2017

HappyToBeHere said:

Ah shoot, @PinkPrincessPiper. Do you have to go for the 3 hour now?

Yep, I have the 3hr on Friday.

tova24 · June 2017

@SouthernMama15 I went to HR and told them what she said and how my boss reacted. I asked if I could have my desk moved so that she has no excuses for coming into contact with me. I told them that they have talked to her and nothing has come from it because she supposedly doesn't realize what she is doing, meaning it most likely will not stop. Hopefully HR moves my desk so this crap can stop.

Nxy · June 2017

@tova24 You could always just slap her and be like oh I didn't realize I did it. That's my reflex to being touched without my consent, it's involuntary.. who knew??

Ok so probably not but you can fantasize

tova24 · June 2017

@Nxy I totally wish I could do that!

emmeline714 · June 2017

I would have slapped her hand like oh I am sorry in my head not sorry at all (play it off). lol @tova24 glad you called HR and that is when managers actually get off they lazy butts and do something about it so sad but true.

SouthernMama15 · June 2017

@tova24 good for you! Hope they correct the situation

OTmom3 · June 2017

Walmart and the inept customer service people
I dealt with today are gigantic twats. I did a same day pick up order yesterday for a bedrail that I needed for sure before Tuesday when we go on vacation. I made the order online at 7:30am and never received an email that it was ready for pick up. So today I contacted customer service and they said it was an issue with inventory and processing. He specially asked if I wanted to continue with processing and I said yes because I needed the item today. He then proceeded to cancel my order without saying anything. Later in the conversation (a chat online) he said that I had wanted to cancel. I then copied and pasted where I said I wanted to proceed and just needed a guarantee I'd get it today. So then he basically just said I would hear in 48 hours if the order would be available. WTF? And online it said my order was cancelled. So on my lunch break I figured I would call and speak to someone. This lady confirmed the order was cancelled and I'd have to reorder. I asked for confirmation that it was in stock and she said it says it is online so it is. I commented that it said that yesterday too, and she said today is different than yesterday. No shit. I complained that I already had the money come out of my bank account yesterday saying "processing" and she tried to deny that it was taken out. She told me I'd have to contact my bank. I flat out asked, "so you're saying money doesn't come out until the item is picked up or money is taken out when the item is ordered?" She basically ignored answering my question and just commented that I would need to contact my bank because it does not show that I was charged. I was definitely charged. It's just annoying that I'm now charged twice and have to wait until the refund for the first order is taken off of my account. Rant over.

pinkyswife · June 2017

Am I allowed to be a twat?? This weekend was hectic with father's day/graduations/no school for my kids end of last week and I've totally forgotten to take my fiber/stool softeners so I'm pooping rocks now.

I also kept forgetting to eat...then I would get so tired and feel sick....

BlackNYellow · June 2017

This rain is a twat. We had massive flooding where I work and had standing water in my office. Despite this business was a usual today. A restoration team is coming out the rest of the week to assess the damage. One of the other tenants in the building complained and told the landlord that they refuse to pay rent unless the damages are assessed. It's really not safe to work somewhere where there has been standing water for who knows how long (it could have happened Friday night). The office smelled so mildewy today and the carpets are probably ruined too.

@emmeline714 Your boss sounds like mine. Micromanagers are the worst! I also can not stand when someone else texts when they know you are probably sleeping. Can't it wait until normal daylight hours?!

SouthernMama15 · June 2017

My husband's work is a twat. He's a lineman and during the summer they stagger shifts so if there is trouble after hours, there is a crew working. His headquarters did the first of their 3 rotations a few weeks ago, but for some reason he's had to work late Friday night and tonight. I get that power has to be restored, but they constantly implement policies and don't stick to them or follow them the same way from crew to crew. I have a raging migraine and all I want to do is lay in the dark, but that's not an option with a toddler.

knottie0d8cc4d43bacc09f · June 2017

@SouthernMama15 I know I've said this before, but I can't imagine being pregnant and taking care of a toddler or other children. Superwoman!

Work this week is a huge TW. I have two conferences in two different locations (MA and RI). I'm sure driving in morning Boston traffic will be great for my blood pressure (which is still high.. grrr). Also have to come home in between to go to our breastfeeding class at the hospital. Just want it to be Friday so I can work at home and bump all day!

SouthernMama15 · June 2017

@secicc12 I don't feel like super woman, I feel like a bad mom. I ordered delivery and DS ate French fries and like 2 bites of a chicken tender. He's watching tv because I don't feel like playing. I did give him a bath, so there's that.

knottie0d8cc4d43bacc09f · June 2017

@SouthernMama15 Honestly you're already doing 10x more than I do. I come home from work and get to relax with no one else to take care of but myself. So if DS eats french fries for dinner for a night (or two, or three...) it's better than no dinner at all. It's all just a phase that will pass! You have to take care of yourself, too. There's my FTM, no prior experience, naive advice. Hugs mama

SouthernMama15 · June 2017

@secicc12 thank you! DH is finally home. Some days you just do the best you can.

morgy_bee · June 2017

SouthernMama15 said:

@secicc12 thank you! DH is finally home. Some days you just do the best you can.

Girl he is getting fed, that's all that matters. We can only do so much. With 2 running around and a demanding job, I check out shortly after dinner and sometimes earlier. We can only do so much but the fact that we are trying makes us good mommas!

tova24 · June 2017

+1 for @SouthernMama15 being superwoman!

SouthernMama15 · June 2017

@morgy_bee and @tova24 thanks ladies! I have an appointment this afternoon so I'm going to talk to the doctor about possibly increasing my nexium. And I'm having coffee this morning, it's either migraines or reflux, but I have to find someway to function.

middy411 · June 2017

My twats are the thunderstorms that seem to only want to come on strong at night when DD is trying to sleep. I wake up in anticipation that she's going to wake up. Last night, our power went out an hour after putting her to bed and stayed off for 8 hours. It got so hot in the house and I went upstairs (where it's even hotter) to "sleep" because the monitor was clearly not working and I can't hear if DD needs me from the first floor. I basically just laid awake, sticking to the leather pull out sofa from sweating, trying to listen for DD and searching the Duke Energy website for updates on the outage. Got maybe 4 hours of sleep. Now I feel like I was out late drinking last night and have a horrible hangover. Yuck.

lwhrmomma · June 2017

@middy411
Totally hear ya on the storms! I end up laying awake as well waiting for DS to wake up. Usually he doesn't, but I still just can't fall asleep. We had some really bad storms yesterday, lost power for a few hours in the afternoon... no fun in this heat!

Any update on your fFN test? Fingers crossed it came back negative for you.

Kathryn0903 · June 2017

My complaint is that construction just started on my road today and they're right in front of our driveway!

emmeline714 · June 2017

@BlackNYellow he is currently in the west coast for family vacation but still calling me and seeing if everything is ok. Like I know my duties and have to take his right now as well and being pregnant does not help and people have been coming to apply and total twats as well

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