Yeah nothing has helped my hemorrhoids. I've done witch hazel, warm bath, and ointments. They haven't gone away, if anything they've gotten larger? (Or more? Idk how it works), and some days the itch is so damn real.
Between that, my right boob leaking, discharge and farts, it's no wonder they say "motherhood is beautiful" and not "pregnancy is beautiful"
Seriously try the Earth Mama Bottom Balm. I tried 5 creams without relief before finding this. A little goes a long way and it's super soothing.
@curlyq423 THIS. Also, DH says that they are getting darker. At this point my boobs are so freaking huge.. I can't handle it.
@PizzaMonster3 how are you even handling the hemorrhoids (lol you should have seen how I went to type it the first time before checking how you spelled it.. it's a hard word to spell!) I had a hemorrhoid once and I could barely sit. It was so painful.
@PizzaMonster3 ugh the hemmorhoids. I was using preparation h 3 times a day for a week and it did nothing. The first couple days they flared up, I could barely move or sit without being miserable. It took almost 3 weeks for them to unswell, for lack of a better term
@PizzaMonster3 well that's not good but I'm glad they aren't super painful. I'm mortified of getting any since I had such a painful experience before! I hope they clear up for you soon.
Just ordered the mama bottom balm!! Thanks for the recommendation. I've been dealing with hemorrhoids since the birth of my last daughter just over a year ago.
I've been mostly MIA today because work was crazy, but I just have to share this story. Occasionally our laundry must eat a pair of my underwear, because I'll randomly find a pair fresh out of the dryer that's totally shredded. So today, I got dressed, didn't notice any problems. Well the first time I went to the bathroom at work today, I realized that I'm wearing a pair of completely ripped up underwear (normally, I throw these ones away, lol). The crotch was pretty much completely gone, it was only holding on by a string. I felt like I was going commando all day, and I was so paranoid it was going to rip completely.
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@beezeemarie that's awesome. And horrible at the same time. A few months ago my dryer ripped my only black bra in half. I'm still mourning the loss of it. It's my favorite brand of bra from kohls and when I went to order a new one they were out. I should check and see if they have them in stock again! I still haven't bought a new black bra.
@beezeemarie forgive me but, I was loling at your underwear story. That sounds like something that would happen to me.
@dumbledoredies At my old apartment, the dryer was awful and completely ripped one of my bras in half. It was a sad day because I think I only wore it like twice.
Lol you ladies are cracking me up! I got some serious sweaty crotch stank going on over here. Can't help that I get so sweaty there
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So here's a story for you.... was at kohls yesterday. I had on my favorite and only pair of black maternity leggings. I don't have any warm clothing that fits comfortable but that black pair. I had on a nice long "boyfriend tee". I was browsing clearance and went to bend down to the bottom rack and to avoid squishing my belly i bent over further than I normally would and squatted down at the same time. Except I didn't realize there was a metal clothing bracket sticking out behind me. Rrriiiiippppp right up my ass. Thank God I was in Kohls and thank God I had on a long shirt.
My nipples are really black and actually looks like prune and is always erect probably because it is sensitive 24/7 these days lol I miss my old nipples
My nipples. They are so sensitive. And hard. And long. They are really driving me crazy. Do you know how many times a day your boobs brush up against something a day? The answer is a million. A million freaking times.
I know the feeling! I know they are developing for the baby but it is painful when I go braless at night and when I accidentally brush them against sth!
+1 on hyper sensitive nips, on crotch sweat, on SO MUCH DISCHARGE (im paranoid of infections so i change panties everytime i wash myself for prayers, 5 times a day). And OH the farts. Fun story : Ever since i started fasting 4 days ago my farts smell good to me. So much so i thought someone was cooking up a bechamel sauce a few seconds after i farted this morning. (i cooked bechamel and chicken crepes yesterday lol).
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or perhaps they are normal size and I'm not used to my boobs being this big.
@PizzaMonster3 how are you even handling the hemorrhoids (lol you should have seen how I went to type it the first time before checking how you spelled it.. it's a hard word to spell!) I had a hemorrhoid once and I could barely sit. It was so painful.
This is real life what I feel like.
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@dumbledoredies At my old apartment, the dryer was awful and completely ripped one of my bras in half. It was a sad day because I think I only wore it like twice.
Together since 2010, Married August 2014
TTC: Off and on since April 2015
Diagnosis: Severe MFI
1/15/2017: FET #1, successful. Baby boy delivered via c-section 9/30/17
1/2/2018: FET #2: BFN
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I know the feeling!
I know they are developing for the baby but it is painful when I go braless at night and when I accidentally brush them against sth!
And OH the farts. Fun story :
Ever since i started fasting 4 days ago my farts smell good to me. So much so i thought someone was cooking up a bechamel sauce a few seconds after i farted this morning. (i cooked bechamel and chicken crepes yesterday lol).