I switch back and forth from being constipated to pooping everywhere.
DH and I did the deed the other night and I couldn't wait for it to be over. This is all just so weird and I'm so uncomfortable getting used to being intimate and preggo lol. All I could feel the whole time was my bump hitting him and then I couldn't stop thinking about the baby.. Not sexy
+1 on the snoring. I'm surprised DH has not moved to the guest room at this point. He's a patient man. I tried those breathe strips on my nose and they did NOTHING.
Extra bodily fluids all around. Discharge, saliva, snot.
YES to all of this!! The post nasal drip and lingering stuffy nose is driving me insane. I had a cold last week but it's gone. Now I'm left with constant mucus in my head. I had this with DD too and my only relief was getting her out!!
I feel like one of them slug things with the discharge... it's SO. MUCH. And my hair, like I'm growing hair out of my body in places I never have... like my stomach... I look like I have a happy trail. And I have to shave my crotch like every 2 days or it's horrible.
I have battles with constipation for a few days and then I'll poop like crazy for a few days. Lovely, really.
Still having sex like crazy. We just got home from a vacation to Hawaii this past Sunday and I swear my husband would have jumped in the ocean and started swimming back home if he could have. I mean, he hasn't turned me down yet, but I know he's getting sick of it. Hell, I'm getting sick of it, but these hormones.....
Me: 31 DH: 35 Married since 05.16.2009 Expecting #1: 10.10.2017
@acnd08 I'm like that with the poop. I feel a horrible stomachache coming on.. I wont go for days and then its like here it all is! lol
+1 on the discharge.. We were fooling around the other day (can't have sex until the measure my cervix / placenta again) and he was like.. it's so wet!
+1 to the terrible farts. The BF legitimately got mad at me because a fart was so bad lol.. He later apologized to me. I can't help it!
Add me to the poop train. I usually am pretty regular and go at home right before leaving work in the morning, with the help of a cup of coffee. Today, we didn't make coffee at home because we were out, so no poop. Drank coffee at work, and my need to poop hit me right in the middle of a hour+ meeting with a client. I tried to hold it, but I ended up having to excuse myself for a minute to use the restroom. She probably didn't think anything of it (she might not have even known I was going to use the bathroom), but I felt so awkward about it.
October 2017 June Siggy Challenge -- "You Had One Job!"
Pooping: I woke up at 4 am with my b-hole feeling like it was on fire. Nothing came out when I tried to poop. About 30 minutes later I had the worst gas and then the flaming sensation went away. My body is gross and unpredictable.
*Siggy warning - loss mentioned* Preemie ID DDs; then DS; then natural M/C; now due 10/17 High risk for pre-term: weekly Makena injections
My nipples. They are so sensitive. And hard. And long. They are really driving me crazy. Do you know how many times a day your boobs brush up against something a day? The answer is a million. A million freaking times.
+1 to the stinky farts. I'm apparently the exhaust outlet for all the sewers in the world. And sometimes a fart leaks out before I can even stop it and go some where. DH is so disgusted with me.
Oh and related to the discharge thing, my bff got a horrific yeast infection at around 24 weeks from (she and the doctor think) not changing her panty liners enough.
Oh and related to the discharge thing, my bff got a horrific yeast infection at around 24 weeks from (she and the doctor think) not changing her panty liners enough.
So PSA: change your liners often
Yes! I always change mine before bed, naturally I have a new one after I shower in the morning and on the "heavy" discharge days, I will change it once or twice, or whenever it gets uncomfortable from the moisture.
I bought the Earth Mama Angel Baby nipple cream and it's been doing wonders for the itchiness and burning feelings I've been dealing with ... I guess it's supposed to be used to help with chapping during nursing but I'm using it now and it works!
Yeah nothing has helped my hemorrhoids. I've done witch hazel, warm bath, and ointments. They haven't gone away, if anything they've gotten larger? (Or more? Idk how it works), and some days the itch is so damn real.
Between that, my right boob leaking, discharge and farts, it's no wonder they say "motherhood is beautiful" and not "pregnancy is beautiful"
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Re: TMI Tuesday 05/23
DH and I did the deed the other night and I couldn't wait for it to be over. This is all just so weird and I'm so uncomfortable getting used to being intimate and preggo lol. All I could feel the whole time was my bump hitting him and then I couldn't stop thinking about the baby.. Not sexy
BFP in September 2014, DS born June 2015.
TTC x2 months.
BFP January 2017.
I think he needs to check his own butt once in awhile.
BFP#3: 2/9/13 EDD 10/18/17. Team Green for Round 2!
Oct. '17 June S.C. "You Had 1 Job"
I pooped for the the first time in 3 days!! Woo!
+1 to all the discharge, constipation (until this morning) and farting.
I've got this new scaly feeling skin under both ta-tas and apparently I snore like a mythical beast now.
Still having sex like crazy. We just got home from a vacation to Hawaii this past Sunday and I swear my husband would have jumped in the ocean and started swimming back home if he could have. I mean, he hasn't turned me down yet, but I know he's getting sick of it. Hell, I'm getting sick of it, but these hormones.....
Married since 05.16.2009
Expecting #1: 10.10.2017
+1 on the discharge.. We were fooling around the other day (can't have sex until the measure my cervix / placenta again) and he was like.. it's so wet!
+1 to the terrible farts. The BF legitimately got mad at me because a fart was so bad lol.. He later apologized to me. I can't help it!
BFP#3: 2/9/13 EDD 10/18/17. Team Green for Round 2!
Preemie ID DDs; then DS; then natural M/C; now due 10/17
High risk for pre-term: weekly Makena injections
May Siggy Challenge: Parenting Fails
**June Siggy Challenge: You Had ONE Job!**
LO#2 EDD October 18th
BFP#3: 2/9/13 EDD 10/18/17. Team Green for Round 2!
May Siggy Challenge: Parenting Fails
Oct. '17 June S.C. "You Had 1 Job"
So PSA: change your liners often
BFP in September 2014, DS born June 2015.
TTC x2 months.
BFP January 2017.
Baby Boy due October 2017
Baby Boy due October 2017
Between that, my right boob leaking, discharge and farts, it's no wonder they say "motherhood is beautiful" and not "pregnancy is beautiful"