all of the above! Forget shoes, I've been wearing flip flops to work and I don't care anymore! Totally eat lunch early and getting to the point that I don't care if I do have ice cream and another sweet in the same day!
Hahaha...I love this. Someone needs to invent some type of business flip flop. I'm not sure who it was, but someone on here recommended these heavenly flip flops made from yoga mat material- I purchased them immediately and am obsessed with them. I would love to wear them to work.
I definitely don't wait until noon to eat lunch. I dare someone to say something.
Fur daughter: 02/2011 Human sons: 11/2015 & 05/2017 *formerly kayemjay*
@kayemjay2 the sanuks! I have regular sanuks, but I get too hot in them. I have some of the sandals on my wish list on amazon right now, just need to purchase them! Money has been a little tight since the move.
"A day without laughter is a day wasted." ~Charlie Chaplin
@BabyMC517 - Yes! They are amazing! I had been wearing these ballet-flat style sneakers (probably a terrible description) which were super cozy, but literally the day you posted about the Sanuks, the sole fell off of one of them It was perfect timing and my feet thank you!
Fur daughter: 02/2011 Human sons: 11/2015 & 05/2017 *formerly kayemjay*
When your both sitting on the couch and you ask DH if he wants anything from the kitchen hoping he'll say yes and then ask him to get you want you want.
When you look outside and see a muddy dog, tell DH dog wants him and you go sit back down while he deals with messy dog.
When the bump board talks about ice cream so while grocery shopping you buy 3 different kinds and blame it on pregnancy.
When you cant sit close to the counter so you constantly drop food on chest or belly. I have so many shirt with grease spots now that I never had that problem before. I also found some fruity pebbles in my bra from the night before. Whoops!
You drop something on the floor and say to your SO, "There is no way I am going to be able to pick that up" (happened at Costco last night when I was enjoying a rather large slice of pizza - the fork fell, not the pizza, thank goodness!)
This exact same thing happened to me on Saturday!!
@Louise_Belcher the poor dog is going to think his name is a curse word because every time I trip over him I yell his name really loud every time the three of us (me, him, and baby) nearly bite the dust.
I am right there with everyone with the heavy breathing. I'm a teacher and legitimately can barely teach my lessons some days because I get so out of breath. Forget about walking from the basement to the top floor of the school.
When you've finished off 3 pans of brownies since Monday
When you can hardly sit down for 3 seconds without nodding off, but spend most of the night thrashing around like a turtle on it's back, fighting to sleep
@Louise_Belcher the poor dog is going to think his name is a curse word because every time I trip over him I yell his name really loud every time the three of us (me, him, and baby) nearly bite the dust.
Yeah one of mine has been temporarily renamed Goddammit for this exact reason. She is 60 lbs and constantly underfoot.
@Louise_Belcher the poor dog is going to think his name is a curse word because every time I trip over him I yell his name really loud every time the three of us (me, him, and baby) nearly bite the dust.
Yeah one of mine has been temporarily renamed Goddammit for this exact reason. She is 60 lbs and constantly underfoot.
When I was pregnant with DD1 I broke my parents dogs leg because she was always under my feet when I would visit! In my defense she was a little yorkie, so hard to miss and tiny bones to break.
Married 03.09.09 Sweet Baby H 12.21.11 Sassy Baby P 03.26.14 Little Brother Due 05.22.17
@Louise_Belcher the poor dog is going to think his name is a curse word because every time I trip over him I yell his name really loud every time the three of us (me, him, and baby) nearly bite the dust.
Yeah one of mine has been temporarily renamed Goddammit for this exact reason. She is 60 lbs and constantly underfoot.
When I was pregnant with DD1 I broke my parents dogs leg because she was always under my feet when I would visit! In my defense she was a little yorkie, so hard to miss and tiny bones to break.
This makes me feel better bc I swear if I step on him or fall on him he will be seriously injured or dead. I'm glad I'm not alone in my dog tripping and swearing
When you're on a walk and thankfully DH is there bc your shoes came untied and he has to re-tie them.
There has been a tube of toothpaste on the floor of my shower for over a week now... I bought more toothpaste instead of picking it up (I knocked it down on shopping day)
...you get overly excited about vegan cookie/cake recipes because you can eat the dough! (And then you make up for all the times you didn't eat dough and now your stomach hurts, but it was worth it and you don't care.)
When you discover this egg-free cookie dough at Target and now you have it every single night after dinner and will need to re-stock basically every weekend...
When you discover this egg-free cookie dough at Target and now you have it every single night after dinner and will need to re-stock basically every weekend...
... when you realize you're standing like two feet away from the kitchen counter doing food prep and your arms are stretched as far as they'll go and the counter's still touching your belly...
This is why I have stopped doing dishes. We don't have a dishwasher and it hurts my back and hips to try and do them now because I can't get close enough.
@sarah0985 I think the only other time I've been this aware of every twinge was the TWW
ITS LIKE THE TWW DURING THE VERY FIRST CYCLE. Except for being in labor. Burp? Early signs of labor! fart? Early signs of labor! poop? early signs of labor! sleeping through the night? Early signs of labor! cant sleep? Early signs of labor!
MUST. STAY. OFF. GOOGLE.
TTC1: May 2015
Primary IF May 2016; Failed HSG; Scheduled Lap Sept. 2016
Re: You know you are so pregnant when...
I definitely don't wait until noon to eat lunch. I dare someone to say something.
Human sons: 11/2015 & 05/2017
*formerly kayemjay*
"A day without laughter is a day wasted." ~Charlie Chaplin
Born in June, three weeks early
Human sons: 11/2015 & 05/2017
*formerly kayemjay*
"A day without laughter is a day wasted." ~Charlie Chaplin
1st Baby 5/12/17, Henry
"A day without laughter is a day wasted." ~Charlie Chaplin
When your both sitting on the couch and you ask DH if he wants anything from the kitchen hoping he'll say yes and then ask him to get you want you want.
When you look outside and see a muddy dog, tell DH dog wants him and you go sit back down while he deals with messy dog.
When the bump board talks about ice cream so while grocery shopping you buy 3 different kinds and blame it on pregnancy.
When you cant sit close to the counter so you constantly drop food on chest or belly. I have so many shirt with grease spots now that I never had that problem before. I also found some fruity pebbles in my bra from the night before. Whoops!
DS2 5/17
#3 Due 9/20
...when you have to schedule independent work time in every class period so you have time to go to the bathroom every hour.
Me:31 DH:32 Married 11/06/10
DD: Born 8/23/13 (clomid+ovidrel+IUI)
BFP 9/9/16 EDD 5/19/17
Married 8/27/2011
BFP #1 9/28/2011 DS born 5/22/2012
BFP #2 4/24/2013 m/c 4/25/2013 at 4w
BFP #3 1/31/2014 DD born 10/14/2014
BFP #4 1/20/2016 m/c 2/12/2014 at 7w2d
BFP #5 8/19/2016 DS2 born 4/29/2017
BFP #6 3/7/2018 EDD 11/18/2018
When you can hardly sit down for 3 seconds without nodding off, but spend most of the night thrashing around like a turtle on it's back, fighting to sleep
When lifting your toddler requires grunting
When shaving becomes an olympic sport
May '17 labor memes
Sweet Baby H 12.21.11
Sassy Baby P 03.26.14
Little Brother Due 05.22.17
When you're on a walk and thankfully DH is there bc your shoes came untied and he has to re-tie them.
cant sleep, can't breathe, can't eat, always starving.
+1 to whoever said they keep hitting their belly on things, I think I'm much skinnier than I actually am
DS - January 2014
TTCAL | April 2016
CP | June 2016
CP | July 2016
...you can wear a dress as a shirt and it is still too short!
Married: October 2014
Began TTC: April 2015
BFP #1: 9/18/15. EDD 5/18/16. MC 10/26/15. (9w)
BFP #2: 2/27/16. EDD 11/7/16. MC/D&E 4/20/16 (11w)
BFP #3: 9/22/16. EDD 5/29/17. DS born 4/24/17
BFP #4: 5/20/18. EDD 1/23/19.
@louise_belcher my sour gummy jelly beans are stashed in my office desk. Now I wish they were bedside.
+1 on struggling to comfortably reposition in bed.
1st Baby 5/12/17, Henry
DS - January 2014
TTCAL | April 2016
CP | June 2016
CP | July 2016
1st Baby 5/12/17, Henry
@nda_roxybabe it's in the refridgerated section (if your Target has a market) with the regular cookie dough! You can bake it too but naaaah.
Wait, this is only a pregnancy thing?
Overanalyzing EVERY. SINGLE. TWINGE. AND. CRAMP. I've never been so aware of my damn body before.
DS - January 2014
TTCAL | April 2016
CP | June 2016
CP | July 2016
Burp? Early signs of labor!
fart? Early signs of labor!
poop? early signs of labor!
sleeping through the night? Early signs of labor!
cant sleep? Early signs of labor!
MUST. STAY. OFF. GOOGLE.