May 2017 Moms

You know you are so pregnant when...

Since pregnancy can get so uncomfortable as most of us in the home stretch, lets have some fun with this! 


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Re: You know you are so pregnant when...

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  • achays11 said:
    ...it is apparently very cold in the office, yet you still have a fan on because you are hotter than the sun. 
    ugh I keep forgetting to bring my little fan to my office! I'm always on fire and everyone else is cold! 




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     "A day without laughter is a day wasted." ~Charlie Chaplin
  • ...you say to your husband "maybe tonight I will make it through the night without eating" and you still totally get up at 2:30 and eat a hand full of sour gummy worms in the dark
    This made me giggle! I'm thinking I need to add sour gummy worms to my nightstand stash. Sounds better than the nutrigrain bars I've been having.
    Married 6/5/14 in Ireland
    1st Baby 5/12/17, Henry
  • pshaortao said:
    When your DH asks you to get something from downstair/upstair and you can only respond with a glare until he gets it himself.
    H has been a SAINT about going up/downstairs for me, but I think it's because I fell down the stairs a couple months ago so now he's paranoid.
    Married 6/5/14 in Ireland
    1st Baby 5/12/17, Henry
  • cclaineDC said:
    ... when you feel like crying on the metro because everyone's nose is in their cellphone and nobody offers you a seat.

    Metro while pregnant is the worst! The only people who have ever offered me a seat are older women I would normally give mine up for. DC is a blast...

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  • SWE2 said:
    When rolling over requires grunts, moans and other noises and then leaves you out of breath.

    when instead of picking up dog toys you kick them into a pile and leave them for DH to pick up. 

    When you leave piles of laundry to be taken upstairs and you wait a week for DH to do it so you don't have to walk up or down stairs

    when you breathe heavily without realizing and DH asks if anything is wrong. Nope just out of breath from opening the fridge and sitting back down. 


    Yup! It's H's job every weekend to bring the fully dirty basket down. Then I leave the full clean basket for him to bring up, but it sits down there allllll week. Which means putting on a dress in the morning and remember to stop at the basket downstairs for the underwear I want.
    Married 6/5/14 in Ireland
    1st Baby 5/12/17, Henry
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  • nda_roxybabe said:

    Snip!

    This made me giggle! I'm thinking I need to add sour gummy worms to my nightstand stash. Sounds better than the nutrigrain bars I've been having.
    A nightstand stash honestly never occurred to me. This is a dangerous concept...
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  • ...when you just went to use the restroom that is in the next building over but forgot to take your tervis cup to get more ice and water and have no desire to go back, but you really want some! Maybe a student assistant will get it for me...




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