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May 2017 Moms
pshaortao
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You know you are so pregnant when...
pshaortao
member
Since pregnancy can get so uncomfortable as most of us in the home stretch, lets have some fun with this!
Re: You know you are so pregnant when...
p.s. Making H take the dog out when he gets home since I take her out in the morning.
"A day without laughter is a day wasted." ~Charlie Chaplin
...you lost track of your weight because you can't stand on the scale and still see the numbers under your belly anymore
...you also give no f-cks about the above anymore because pregnant.
May '17 labor memes
... you have no qualms about eating ice cream for breakfast.
May '17 labor memes
DS2 5/17
#3 Due 9/20
...you question every little stomach pain and wonder if "this is it"
...walking and talking means you run out of breath
...sleep is becoming a distant memory
1st Baby 5/12/17, Henry
"A day without laughter is a day wasted." ~Charlie Chaplin
1st Baby 5/12/17, Henry
1st Baby 5/12/17, Henry
...when you forget what you're talking about mid-sentence.
...when you wake up several times in the middle of the night to pee and someone asks you how you slept and you don't know how to answer, because at least you slept at all.
...when seeing babies or baby things make your boobs sore/tingle/etc. (TMI?)
Sweet Baby H 12.21.11
Sassy Baby P 03.26.14
Little Brother Due 05.22.17
when instead of picking up dog toys you kick them into a pile and leave them for DH to pick up.
When you leave piles of laundry to be taken upstairs and you wait a week for DH to do it so you don't have to walk up or down stairs
when you breathe heavily without realizing and DH asks if anything is wrong. Nope just out of breath from opening the fridge and sitting back down.
... when all your laundry is pajamas because you're a sweaty mess every night.
... when you feel like crying on the metro because everyone's nose is in their cellphone and nobody offers you a seat.
1st Baby 5/12/17, Henry
May '17 labor memes
... when you become obsessed about the decrease/increase in the amount of discharge every time you pee.
... when you buy your kids Easter candy a week early and feel accomplished but then have to replenish it three days before Easter because you ate it all throughout the week
...when something that would take you 10 minutes to do before now takes 30.
...when you are always checking your panties or toilet paper for signs of imminent labor.
Married 8/27/2011
BFP #1 9/28/2011 DS born 5/22/2012
BFP #2 4/24/2013 m/c 4/25/2013 at 4w
BFP #3 1/31/2014 DD born 10/14/2014
BFP #4 1/20/2016 m/c 2/12/2014 at 7w2d
BFP #5 8/19/2016 DS2 born 4/29/2017
BFP #6 3/7/2018 EDD 11/18/2018
"A day without laughter is a day wasted." ~Charlie Chaplin
1st Baby 5/12/17, Henry
+1 on pain while rolling over, sweating through sleepless nights, constantly getting winded, and never ever picking anything up off the floor again
@cclaineDC and @WombThereItIs I spent the last two weeks in DC, and while I mostly rode the Metro during off-peak hours, the one time I rode at rush hour I didn't have a seat and nobody offered me one. I felt like yelling, "YOU PEOPLE ARE TERRIBLE!"
I was also going to say many of these others but you all said them! The other day in class I dropped my dry erase marker and I said, "I'm not picking that up. I'm getting a new one. I have to pick my battles now" to my students. (It was capped so I wasn't being that irresponsible.)
And yes yes yes to all of the bedtime/rolling over ones. The worst!
I also feel for the public transit folks. When I was pregnant with #1 I used to use public transit to commute. It was late fall/early winter so I was wearing a big coat but I'd make a point of unzipping it right before I boarded so people could see the bump. I almost always was offered a seat but sometimes I had to walk way into the bus before someone offered. Incidentally, it was almost always a woman. Men almost never offered.
im dying reading all of these!!
"A day without laughter is a day wasted." ~Charlie Chaplin
DS2 5/17
#3 Due 9/20
...when you ask DH if he wants a smoothie because you want one and hope he'll offer to make it because, let's be honest, doing anything is work these days. (He didn't and I ended up making a mess.)
...when you accidentally bump into things with your belly and find yourself mystified that there was something that close to your body that you didn't register until too late (a door, a counter, etc.)
Human sons: 11/2015 & 05/2017
*formerly kayemjay*