@HollyGolightly09 I usually just send the picture. I don't usually say anything. If I do say something it tends to be pretty X rated.
I feel like I am so bad at the sexy talk. My SO would love for me to talk dirty during the deed but I don't really know what to say. I feel like I would be so awkward haha
@HollyGolightly09 I usually just send the picture. I don't usually say anything. If I do say something it tends to be pretty X rated.
I feel like I am so bad at the sexy talk. My SO would love for me to talk dirty during the deed but I don't really know what to say. I feel like I would be so awkward haha
I prefer to be talked dirty to va doing the talking. Not sure I could talk dirty during the deed.
@HollyGolightly09 I usually just send the picture. I don't usually say anything. If I do say something it tends to be pretty X rated.
I feel like I am so bad at the sexy talk. My SO would love for me to talk dirty during the deed but I don't really know what to say. I feel like I would be so awkward haha
Me too!! DH is really good at it but it's always a one way conversation. I want to, but then I just can't, lol.
@HollyGolightly09 I usually just send the picture. I don't usually say anything. If I do say something it tends to be pretty X rated.
I feel like I am so bad at the sexy talk. My SO would love for me to talk dirty during the deed but I don't really know what to say. I feel like I would be so awkward haha
Me too!! DH is really good at it but it's always a one way conversation. I want to, but then I just can't, lol.
It's easier when its text and you have time to think and don't have to worry about the voice and tone and stuff.
@HollyGolightly09 I usually just send the picture. I don't usually say anything. If I do say something it tends to be pretty X rated.
I feel like I am so bad at the sexy talk. My SO would love for me to talk dirty during the deed but I don't really know what to say. I feel like I would be so awkward haha
Me too!! DH is really good at it but it's always a one way conversation. I want to, but then I just can't, lol.
It's easier when its text and you have time to think and don't have to worry about the voice and tone and stuff.
this.. DH & I dirty text all the time... we dirty talk in bed too, but texting really is easier
Me: 36 years old DH: 42 years old
Married: 05.2012 TW:
TTC #1 Since April 2016 HSG/FSH/AMH/E2/SA all normal DX: unexplained IF spontaneous BFP 01/01/2017- Alexander was born sleeping 04/13/2017 at 19w1d ic/chorio September 2017 HSG #2 & Gonal-F/Femara/Ovidrel/IUI #1 = ep (Salpingectomy of left fallopian tube) spontaneous BFP 01/02/2018 EDD Aug 30th It's a GIRL! Cerclage placed on 03/02 Cerclage removal 08/02
So I cant actually send DH anything NSFW since his phone is owned by the company. Technically they could look at everything texted/sent to the phone if they felt like it. I'm sure I wouldn't want IT seeing my boobs lol
@HollyGolightly09 Well the one I sent yesterday said I miss you. I can't
wait for you to be home with me. Insert sexy pic. Send. Then a couple
of minutes later he said he was heading home. lol. I haven't really been
in the mood lately and he saw an opening and rushed to it... and then
we had a fun little session when he got home.
We never really dirty talk via text. I guess I normally send him a picture when he's about to come home or going into the weekend, so he has something to look forward to.
I send picture. He responds with heart eyes or Ohhh look at that butt/boobs/body part and that's it.
DH is a teacher and tutors on the side. He is very against dirty pics because he sometimes uses his phone as a calculator when tutoring and has let his students use it. Wouldn't want anyone to stumble on something inappropriate. I just make sure he knows he can see the goods in person whenever he wants.
ETA: Whenever DH talks dirty to me, I turn beet red. He thinks it's hilarious.
For those who's SO has a phone for work, what if you did emails?
Will never do emails, DH got fired at a job for opening the wrong email on accident on a work computer. It was at a Midas but still. Not a good idea. He was being an idiot and it was old pictures of his ex he had saved
Yeah lol @DPandMB he shouldn't have had them saved anyway but he's an idiot so oh well lol. But the HR lady was gonna go after him for sexual harassment if he didn't "resign". It was a bad deal.
I honestly wouldn't use anything work related for sexy pictures but that's just me lol
yeah using anything work related for sexy pictures is just too risky
Me: 36 years old DH: 42 years old
Married: 05.2012 TW:
TTC #1 Since April 2016 HSG/FSH/AMH/E2/SA all normal DX: unexplained IF spontaneous BFP 01/01/2017- Alexander was born sleeping 04/13/2017 at 19w1d ic/chorio September 2017 HSG #2 & Gonal-F/Femara/Ovidrel/IUI #1 = ep (Salpingectomy of left fallopian tube) spontaneous BFP 01/02/2018 EDD Aug 30th It's a GIRL! Cerclage placed on 03/02 Cerclage removal 08/02
Idk how it is at other companies but at DH's anything on his phone is fair game for the company. Browser history, email, text, call log, voice mail, literally anything. Definitely not worth it as a single income household.
Idk how it is at other companies but at DH's anything on his phone is fair game for the company. Browser history, email, text, call log, voice mail, literally anything. Definitely not worth it as a single income household.
i'd make DH get a personal phone to carry too haha
Me: 36 years old DH: 42 years old
Married: 05.2012 TW:
TTC #1 Since April 2016 HSG/FSH/AMH/E2/SA all normal DX: unexplained IF spontaneous BFP 01/01/2017- Alexander was born sleeping 04/13/2017 at 19w1d ic/chorio September 2017 HSG #2 & Gonal-F/Femara/Ovidrel/IUI #1 = ep (Salpingectomy of left fallopian tube) spontaneous BFP 01/02/2018 EDD Aug 30th It's a GIRL! Cerclage placed on 03/02 Cerclage removal 08/02
I've gotten turned down 2 nights in a row! I've been trying all day long, too. Definitely not feeling sexy or loved anymore This thread is making me sad!
Me: 27 years old DH: 27 years old Type 1 Diabetes since 2001, MTHFR hetero A1298T Dogs: Raider 4 yrs, Dex 4 yrs
Married in July 2014
TTC #1 since late Feb 2016
BFP #1 3/29/16 MMC: 5/5/16 BFP #2 7/6/16 SCH, D&C 8/4/16 BFP #3 12/26/16 EDD: 9/6/17 My Chart / My Diabetes/Pregnancy Blog My Type 1/TTC/Pregnancy Podcast: Juicebox Podcast Episode 118 A1Cs: 1/12/16 6.7% 5/25/16 6.0% 11/2/16 6.1% 3/22/16 5.8% 4/27/17 5.4% 6/13/17 5.3% "Sugar Fancy Tutu"
I've gotten turned down 2 nights in a row! I've been trying all day long, too. Definitely not feeling sexy or loved anymore This thread is making me sad!
What a turd! DH usually doesn't turn me down but if I'm in the mood I rarely let him say no, I'll go for a handy or a bj lol. He usually changes his mind lol
I've gotten turned down 2 nights in a row! I've been trying all day long, too. Definitely not feeling sexy or loved anymore This thread is making me sad!
What a turd! DH usually doesn't turn me down but if I'm in the mood I rarely let him say no, I'll go for a handy or a bj lol. He usually changes his mind lol
I've tried all of that last night and today and he just whines that it doesn't want to be touched right now. I want to cry!
Me: 27 years old DH: 27 years old Type 1 Diabetes since 2001, MTHFR hetero A1298T Dogs: Raider 4 yrs, Dex 4 yrs
Married in July 2014
TTC #1 since late Feb 2016
BFP #1 3/29/16 MMC: 5/5/16 BFP #2 7/6/16 SCH, D&C 8/4/16 BFP #3 12/26/16 EDD: 9/6/17 My Chart / My Diabetes/Pregnancy Blog My Type 1/TTC/Pregnancy Podcast: Juicebox Podcast Episode 118 A1Cs: 1/12/16 6.7% 5/25/16 6.0% 11/2/16 6.1% 3/22/16 5.8% 4/27/17 5.4% 6/13/17 5.3% "Sugar Fancy Tutu"
I've gotten turned down 2 nights in a row! I've been trying all day long, too. Definitely not feeling sexy or loved anymore This thread is making me sad!
What a turd! DH usually doesn't turn me down but if I'm in the mood I rarely let him say no, I'll go for a handy or a bj lol. He usually changes his mind lol
I've tried all of that last night and today and he just whines that it doesn't want to be touched right now. I want to cry!
Has he mentioned anything pressing on his mind? Stress at work? I know sometimes when DH is tired or stressed, he won't want to do anything.
I've gotten turned down 2 nights in a row! I've been trying all day long, too. Definitely not feeling sexy or loved anymore This thread is making me sad!
What a turd! DH usually doesn't turn me down but if I'm in the mood I rarely let him say no, I'll go for a handy or a bj lol. He usually changes his mind lol
I've tried all of that last night and today and he just whines that it doesn't want to be touched right now. I want to cry!
It doesn't want to be touched? Lol what penis doesn't want to be touched lol! I hope everything is okay, it's probably stress funny story tho, DH's penis is named Carlos. We had just started dating and we watched how to lose a guy in 10 days and I asked DH what he would name his penis he said Carlos (a Rodney carrington reference) and it stuck. Lol.
So I sent DH a spicy picture, I found a very cute lacy bra I forgot I had. I really surprised him. He can't stop talking about it... these are all of his responses... "Please. If you love me... send me more.." "I am going to be lost now, welding in circles (;" "Made my night." "Making me walk with my legs crossed.." "You keep that up, 2-3 times a day will seem practical!"
So I sent DH a spicy picture, I found a very cute lacy bra I forgot I had. I really surprised him. He can't stop talking about it... these are all of his responses... "Please. If you love me... send me more.." "I am going to be lost now, welding in circles (;" "Made my night." "Making me walk with my legs crossed.." "You keep that up, 2-3 times a day will seem practical!"
I've gotten turned down 2 nights in a row! I've been trying all day long, too. Definitely not feeling sexy or loved anymore This thread is making me sad!
What a turd! DH usually doesn't turn me down but if I'm in the mood I rarely let him say no, I'll go for a handy or a bj lol. He usually changes his mind lol
I've tried all of that last night and today and he just whines that it doesn't want to be touched right now. I want to cry!
I'm sorry something is probably going on in his head. I know the couple of times DH has turned me down it made me feel awful, though.
@wyomama0427 see the thing is it's hard to take a sexy pic when your an IBTC (itty bitty titty committee) it's like oh hey baby here's a pretty bra and my rib cage! Sexy huh?
@lap018 lol! But yours probably look better without a bra than mine! When I had much smaller boobs I used to have a little black lacy bandeau that was very sexy, maybe you could try one of those!
@lap018 lol! But yours probably look better without a bra than mine! When I had much smaller boobs I used to have a little black lacy bandeau that was very sexy, maybe you could try one of those!
Hahahaha no they don't even look like boobs sans bra they look like a clementine that's been stepped on. And I'll have to look in to the bandeau!
@lap018 lol! But yours probably look better without a bra than mine! When I had much smaller boobs I used to have a little black lacy bandeau that was very sexy, maybe you could try one of those!
Hahahaha no they don't even look like boobs sans bra they look like a clementine that's been stepped on. And I'll have to look in to the bandeau!
I actually laughed out loud at your description lol! Have you ever filled a tube sock half full of marbles? Because that's about what mine look like. Long and very sad lol. Bandeaus are becoming super trendy (sigh) but that means they'll at least be easy to find right? I think some have cups and some don't. I'm not sure anymore as I would look absolutely effing ridiculous if I tried to stuff my boobs into one now lol
Re: The Bump After Dark: "Mommy Boxes," Etc.
He always called and be like hey.
However, sex 2-3 times a day? Hell no. We already have 2 kids and managed to get pregnant again so we must be doing something right
TW:
HSG/FSH/AMH/E2/SA all normal DX: unexplained IF
spontaneous BFP 01/01/2017- Alexander was born sleeping 04/13/2017 at 19w1d ic/chorio
September 2017 HSG #2 & Gonal-F/Femara/Ovidrel/IUI #1 = ep (Salpingectomy of left fallopian tube)
spontaneous BFP 01/02/2018 EDD Aug 30th It's a GIRL!
Cerclage placed on 03/02
We never really dirty talk via text. I guess I normally send him a picture when he's about to come home or going into the weekend, so he has something to look forward to.
I send picture. He responds with heart eyes or Ohhh look at that butt/boobs/body part and that's it.
ETA: Whenever DH talks dirty to me, I turn beet red. He thinks it's hilarious.
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Me 34 DH 34
PCOS
Baby number 2 due 4/11/20
TW:
HSG/FSH/AMH/E2/SA all normal DX: unexplained IF
spontaneous BFP 01/01/2017- Alexander was born sleeping 04/13/2017 at 19w1d ic/chorio
September 2017 HSG #2 & Gonal-F/Femara/Ovidrel/IUI #1 = ep (Salpingectomy of left fallopian tube)
spontaneous BFP 01/02/2018 EDD Aug 30th It's a GIRL!
Cerclage placed on 03/02
TW:
HSG/FSH/AMH/E2/SA all normal DX: unexplained IF
spontaneous BFP 01/01/2017- Alexander was born sleeping 04/13/2017 at 19w1d ic/chorio
September 2017 HSG #2 & Gonal-F/Femara/Ovidrel/IUI #1 = ep (Salpingectomy of left fallopian tube)
spontaneous BFP 01/02/2018 EDD Aug 30th It's a GIRL!
Cerclage placed on 03/02
Type 1 Diabetes since 2001, MTHFR hetero A1298T
Dogs: Raider 4 yrs, Dex 4 yrs
BFP #2 7/6/16 SCH, D&C 8/4/16
BFP #3 12/26/16 EDD: 9/6/17
My Chart / My Diabetes/Pregnancy Blog
My Type 1/TTC/Pregnancy Podcast:
Juicebox Podcast Episode 118
A1Cs:
1/12/16 6.7%
5/25/16 6.0%
11/2/16 6.1%
3/22/16 5.8%
4/27/17 5.4%
6/13/17 5.3%
"Sugar Fancy Tutu"
Type 1 Diabetes since 2001, MTHFR hetero A1298T
Dogs: Raider 4 yrs, Dex 4 yrs
BFP #2 7/6/16 SCH, D&C 8/4/16
BFP #3 12/26/16 EDD: 9/6/17
My Chart / My Diabetes/Pregnancy Blog
My Type 1/TTC/Pregnancy Podcast:
Juicebox Podcast Episode 118
A1Cs:
1/12/16 6.7%
5/25/16 6.0%
11/2/16 6.1%
3/22/16 5.8%
4/27/17 5.4%
6/13/17 5.3%
"Sugar Fancy Tutu"
"I am going to be lost now, welding in circles (;"
"Made my night."
"Making me walk with my legs crossed.."
"You keep that up, 2-3 times a day will seem practical!"
Lmao! Y'all that's from ONE bra picture.