@MissMerciBeaucoup I feel you on the waistline!! I do love my bump but I'm scared I'll look like spongebob squarepants even after pregnancy
My FFFC- people assume that since I'm pregnant I must clearly want to be around their kids "for practice." No, I really don't want to spend all my weekends babysitting, you're not doing me any favors (other way around actually)
I don't blame you. I am so sick of other people's kids! I've been taking care of my cousins and sisters' kids since I was 5. Nope, no thank you. You guys got a LOT of free daycare services from me. And now, I'm sure nobody is ever even going to volunteer to watch my kid if I want to go on a date night or something.
So a few years back my girlfriends and I went to dinner at this sushi place. Afterwards, we hit up a bar that was super packed. We were hanging out and all of a sudden I had the urge to fart. The bar was loud so I thought I'll go ahead and let it out (my farts rarely ever stink). So I let it out and it is the longest STINKIEST fart I have ever farted. Not exaggerating. ...it was like somebody threw a stink bomb in the room and everyone in the entire bar ran outside for fresh air. Of course, nobody knew it was me. They all assumed it was a stink bomb. I have no idea what was in that sushi but it's not even like my stomach was upset. Just had to let that gas out, man! BTW, I've never eaten there again.
Really? The whole bar? Wow.
Yup!! It was EPIC. If I was a guy, I'd be proudly sharing this story with all my buddies. But no, ladies don't fart or poop.
I may be a passive aggressive fuck but I'm so glad that I'm not one of those people that always has to have a story about how I relate to everything in a much more dramatic way.
Also I had to explain that because I can't remember the word for those people.
I may be a passive aggressive fuck but I'm so glad that I'm not one of those people that always has to have a story about how I relate to everything in a much more dramatic way.
Also I had to explain that because I can't remember the word for those people.
I may be a passive aggressive fuck but I'm so glad that I'm not one of those people that always has to have a story about how I relate to everything in a much more dramatic way.
Also I had to explain that because I can't remember the word for those people.
I am annoyed that people at work won't let me lift anything heavier than a paper bag, but also annoyed that they won't yet let me have the good parking space. I'm a hypocritical pregnant.
I may be a passive aggressive fuck but I'm so glad that I'm not one of those people that always has to have a story about how I relate to everything in a much more dramatic way.
Also I had to explain that because I can't remember the word for those people.
Pathological liar?
Pathological lying one upper with a side of Munchhausens syndrome?
Oh I just thought of another one. Because I'm too lazy to change the picture I can't always tell if I've liked a comment on here or not so sometimes I'll click on it and see that the loves go down and then I re-love it. I'm always convinced people are going to notice and think I'm a total weirdo.
+1 for being over work +1 for being a vain motherfucker +1 for not knowing whether I've lovetitted something so I redo it +1 for "Pathological lying one upper with a side of Munchhausens syndrome?" +1 for hypocritical pregnancy
Get out of my brain, all of you.
Also, hi. My FFFC is that my grades are due on Monday and I have like 300 papers to grade and did I bring a single goddamn sheet of paper home with me? Nope. No fucks to give.
I may be a passive aggressive fuck but I'm so glad that I'm not one of those people that always has to have a story about how I relate to everything in a much more dramatic way.
Also I had to explain that because I can't remember the word for those people.
Pathological liar?
Pathological lying one upper with a side of Munchhausens syndrome?
We call it "green mushroom" in my house. But all of this. Yep!
I may be a passive aggressive fuck but I'm so glad that I'm not one of those people that always has to have a story about how I relate to everything in a much more dramatic way.
Also I had to explain that because I can't remember the word for those people.
Pathological liar?
Pathological lying one upper with a side of Munchhausens syndrome?
Im only tagging @PerraSucia@peachesnbean since you 2 specificly responded to me. But my kids teach me all kinds of stuff... and I sit through all their games, magic shows, book readings (of their own books), all kinds of things, this wasn't a confession of me never indulging them, it was a confession of my first time declining. My son is 10, I think he's big enough to understand its not my thing and be ok with it. Instead he ended up showing me some ninja moves lol.
One uppers are hands down the worst kind of people. Or people that take your situation and say well if it makes you feel better I had this happen to me. One time my cousin passed and a co-worker said well if it makes you feel any better my boyfriend broke up with me. -_- it's okay to say I'm sorry and not compete
Oh I just thought of another one. Because I'm too lazy to change the picture I can't always tell if I've liked a comment on here or not so sometimes I'll click on it and see that the loves go down and then I re-love it. I'm always convinced people are going to notice and think I'm a total weirdo.
I have a profile pic, so I don't even have that excuse. I still do the love tit click check instead of just looking if my symbol thingy is listed or not. If it makes you feel better, though, I don't think you get notifications for love tits.
I've got a confession that's kind of embarrassing and maybe silly. I've cried too many times today over deer hunting.
I opted out this year for pregnancy reasons, and tomorrow is rifle opener. My dad and I always hunted together every year, and obviously he hasn't been able to for a few years but I always went and used his rifle so he could be with me in a way. His rifle was also his fathers who passed away 20 years ago. This year I'm not going and I feel silly for how much it's affecting me, like I'm a blubbery mess... moreso because I really cherish the memories I have of dad and I prepping our stands or freezing our butts off, or the look on his face when I shot my trophy. Parkinsons can suck a bag of fat dicks for taking away quality time with him. My kids will never know him like I did and I just want to punch a wall right now.
@yogadevil I'm so sorry you're feeling like this. But it is so awesome that you have such wonderful and vivid memories with your dad. Your dad definitely did fathering right. I just want to give you a big hug right now.
Speaking of how awesome a friend I am. My ladies are doing an elfster and I got a friend who has been having a rough time. I don't want to buy her a shitty mug off a list so I've been racking my Brains.
Shes really really into the outlander series so I'm trying to find a hot dude to dress up in a kilt and bring her a coffee and flowers at work.
Ive spent my Friday evening calling strippers in Texas.
I am so sick and tried of people asking me how I'm doing/feeling. I might lose it on the next person that asks. I know they mean well, but jesus, I don't need to be asked 20 times day. "I'm Alright" by Kenny Loggings came on the radio this morning and it was such a perfect fit.
Me. Too.
Me three. This is my most dreaded question, and I get it asked to me almost every day at work. I won't lie, I did get a little snippy with my co-worker about it once. I'm pregnant, not dying. Also yes I know they mean well, but it still makes me nuts.
My confession, I'm actually slightly more nervous than excited about my DH's and my trip to Seattle(from Canada) this Monday. Our first full day in the US will be the day of the election. I KNOW I'm not supposed to buy into the fear mongering online, but with murmurs of rioting no matter who takes it I'm still kind of sweating.lame I keep tryin to tell myself that it's all media hype and there's no reason to be freaked out, but I just can't shake it. Lame I know.
@BeckS13 Seattle will be fun! Have you been before? I had a blast when I visited. Such a cool city.
I've been to Seattle four times before this, it's one of my favourite American cities It's actually my DH's first time there, first time anywhere in the states actually. We chose to go there because it's closest and most cost effective for us right now(lousy Canadian dollar lol). DH loves cooking so I can't wait to show him Pike Place Market, he'll salivate then complain we have no where to get fresh ingredients like that where we live XD
I'm not so sick of the "how are you" question, but I think it's funny when I reply, "I'm really good, thanks, and you"? and they look at me funny like I didn't *get* the question. I did, I just feel good and things are going well. You were expecting some whining I guess? Sorry to disappoint.
I'm not so sick of the "how are you" question, but I think it's funny when I reply, "I'm really good, thanks, and you"? and they look at me funny like I didn't *get* the question. I did, I just feel good and things are going well. You were expecting some whining I guess? Sorry to disappoint.
I don't always know how to reply to this question either. Like am I supposed to be honest to satiate their need for woe-is-me pregnancy gossip? Ok cool. My butt bleeds because of hemorrhoids, so how's the fam?
I'm with those who are struggling with body image during pregnancy. I'm so thrilled to become a mom and meet my little girl, but my lord, I have never felt less attractive! My body just doesn't feel like mine and I know it won't for a long time to come. I think back to how jealous I was seeing pregnant women when we were TTC, and about how many women would love to be in my place and I feel like a huge, vain asshole.
Re: FFFC!!!* 11/4
But no, ladies don't fart or poop.
Also I had to explain that because I can't remember the word for those people.
@spicyweiner can you also add in something about having a degree in/knowledge of everything?
+1 for being a vain motherfucker
+1 for not knowing whether I've lovetitted something so I redo it
+1 for "Pathological lying one upper with a side of Munchhausens syndrome?"
+1 for hypocritical pregnancy
Get out of my brain, all of you.
Also, hi. My FFFC is that my grades are due on Monday and I have like 300 papers to grade and did I bring a single goddamn sheet of paper home with me? Nope. No fucks to give.
Me: 37 - H: 39
TTC#1: 01/2016
BFP: 06/18/2016 - EDD: 02/20/2017 - Born: 01/27/2017
I love the direction this FFFC has taken..
I opted out this year for pregnancy reasons, and tomorrow is rifle opener. My dad and I always hunted together every year, and obviously he hasn't been able to for a few years but I always went and used his rifle so he could be with me in a way. His rifle was also his fathers who passed away 20 years ago. This year I'm not going and I feel silly for how much it's affecting me, like I'm a blubbery mess... moreso because I really cherish the memories I have of dad and I prepping our stands or freezing our butts off, or the look on his face when I shot my trophy. Parkinsons can suck a bag of fat dicks for taking away quality time with him. My kids will never know him like I did and I just want to punch a wall right now.
Shes really really into the outlander series so I'm trying to find a hot dude to dress up in a kilt and bring her a coffee and flowers at work.
Ive spent my Friday evening calling strippers in Texas.
My confession, I'm actually slightly more nervous than excited about my DH's and my trip to Seattle(from Canada) this Monday. Our first full day in the US will be the day of the election. I KNOW I'm not supposed to buy into the fear mongering online, but with murmurs of rioting no matter who takes it I'm still kind of sweating.lame I keep tryin to tell myself that it's all media hype and there's no reason to be freaked out, but I just can't shake it. Lame I know.