DH: "The person who invented this wet/dry line for these diapers is a genius. It's like that one beer that the mountains turn color to know if it's cold enough."
When talking about pampers swaddlers. Good grief.
*TW Spoiler*
DD: Aug '16
10/2017: Twins confirmed with TTTS at 22 weeks. 10/10/17 Twin B passed after in utero placenta surgery 11/2/17 Twin A & B born 11/26/17: Twin A passed after 24 days fighting in the NICU Benched 6 months BFP: 6/28/18 MC:7/16/18 BO BFP: 10/2/18 EDD 6/15/18
DH was home for lunch the other day and I was pumping in the living room. As I was finishing up and bare boobs exposed he said 'look at those torpedoes'! Smh! Why?
Re: Shit your DH/SO said
As I crawled back into bed, DH rolled over and said, "That was quick!"
I almost smothered him with a pillow. Sure, it was quick for you because you were ASLEEP.
When talking about pampers swaddlers. Good grief.
DD: Aug '16
10/2017: Twins confirmed with TTTS at 22 weeks.
10/10/17 Twin B passed after in utero placenta surgery
11/2/17 Twin A & B born
11/26/17: Twin A passed after 24 days fighting in the NICU
Benched 6 months
BFP: 6/28/18 MC:7/16/18 BO
BFP: 10/2/18 EDD 6/15/18
DH: Well, you look like you have oil so...
I think we both need to wash our hair tonight.
Me: Ughhh, my boobs are leaking. I need to feed her
DH to DD: You stimulate momma's boobs like I never could, Peanut
DH: Sure! I'll need you to wake me up and tell me when it's time to feed him though.
Nevermind... <sigh>