Apparently I did not want to yell swear words, because I kept saying things like "HOLY POTATOES!" and "Oh, fudgcicles!" I also kept BEGGING for a Taco Bell Chalupa!! LOLLL!!
Haha, Kit&Cat I was the same way! I typically swear like a sailor, but apparently I wanted to mind my manners in the heat of the moment. I said holy potatoes too...and son of a bee sting!
Yes!! Thank you, @khochanadel and @Jparke2 ! I couldn't remember the name of the drug. It was a stadol. It was amazing. I could feel the contractions but didn't give an eff. Wore of quick once my water broke and didn't seem to phase LO after birth.
I just remembered another one: After 22 hours of labor and 2.5 hours of no progress pushing then opting for the emergency c-section. Through my haziness and exhaustion, I heard the doctor and nurse saying that there's another woman needing a c-section so I adamantly said "NO, TAKE ME FIRST". DH told me that lady had to wait another 1.5 hour because I went first sorry not sorry
"omg why are we doing this again?!" 5 seconds after getting the epidural/spinal combo... "oh we can totally do this again.... Let's have another one after this"
After the epi: "my legs feel like pop rocks"
After getting my cervix checked "she has knuckly knuckles"
During pushing there was one nurse who was the "olive oil" nurse who just poured olive oil down there every time the doctor asked, to which I said "can't you just spray some PAM down there?" From there I kept speaking in Baby Mama quotes. I also spent some time telling the doctor about how I've seen every episode of Greys Anatomy so I knew everything they were doing.
Kept asking the midwife to stab me to get rid of the pain. Then had a long argument about why i couldnt have the tens machine - wouldnt work in transition apparently lol
Re: Things I said while I was laboring
After the epi: "my legs feel like pop rocks"
After getting my cervix checked "she has knuckly knuckles"