WTF Wednesday!

MrsDho11 · April 2016

It's morning and I remembered that it is Wednesday! So let's hear them!

Little+Tiny · April 2016

WTF to babycenter nov16 group. Lurked a little yesterday and did a lot of cringing.

Knottie1458416769 · April 2016

@Little+Tiny details? Juicy details?
Wtf why is it only Wednesday

TinyAlligator · April 2016

Wtf is ms so much worse this time around. Ughhhh if I didn't have a toddler to take care of maybe I could deal but making her eggs this am was hard... actually making any of her food is hard

Little+Tiny · April 2016

Knottie1458416769 said:

@Little+Tiny details? Juicy details?
Wtf why is it only Wednesday

I have a feeling it's a lot of super young women giving young moms a bad name. And a couple women were talking about wishing they could do heroin or meth while they were pregnant so they would be less tired. I would think they were joking but there weren't any hahas or lols and there were quite a few "yeah me toos"

lilwonder · April 2016

WTF to my in-laws this week. Too many family obligations and I want to bail on ALL of them. No time and energy for anything other than me, work and quiet time at home with DH.

LikeICantEven · April 2016

WTF again MIL. I just can't even with her anymore. She is the one who has been pestering us about the sex of the baby.She thought the color lettering on my son's werewolf in our announcement video was pink, therefore we put a subliminal message in there that it was a girl. Yeah, that crazy bitch.

So this time.....sigh...we stop for a visit this last weekend since we were in her city visiting other family and I walk out of the kitchen in time to hear her ask DH if MY BLUE BLOUSE MEANT WE WERE HAVING A BOY.

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I told my husband that he needs to pull her aside and have a chat with her about boundaries, being content with the fact that the baby is HEALTHY AND THERE instead of focusing on what is between their legs. Like she hasn't even asked me about appointments or how I'm feeling, what the OB says, she doesn't care. She cares about genitalia. Eff. Her. I'm done. I told him I refuse to go near her until she calms her tits, I don't need her cray cray around me.

LikeICantEven · April 2016

Oh and also, because she's a bitch eating crackers in my mind now - I told her I stopped nursing my son a couple weeks ago and she gets this huge grin of satisfaction on her face and says, "oh GOOD! I'm so happy to hear that!"

She's old school, believes BFing is useless, peasant-y and weird.

Yeah thanks MIL, I'm pretty excited about the onslaught of illness about to hit my son now that he no longer has my immunity. I'm so excited about leaving behind this incredible bond I busted my ass to secure for as long as I did. I am so tickled that it was suuuuch a breeze to go through. I'm not slightly emotional about the end of this era at all. I really appreciate your support. /s

lilwonder · April 2016

@HomeyDontPlayThat, MIL's be cray!

KilgraveMadeMeDoIt · April 2016

@homeydontplaythat Holy crap that woman is insane. Has she always been like this or is it pretty much restricted to when dealing with peoples' pregnancies?

KilgraveMadeMeDoIt · April 2016

WTF body? I've lost 14lbs this pregnancy (I initially gained 5 in fluid/bloat and then lost 14 so I'm 9lbs below prepregnancy weight) because I just couldn't eat much.

Yesterday and the day before my appetite was back with a vengeance and suddenly I'm up four pounds. The hell, body?!

MrsDho11 · April 2016

@HomeyDontPlayThat - yikes! Sorry your MIL is acting that way!

NatashaSprout · April 2016

@HomeyDontPlayThat wow, just wow. Stories like that are why we haven't told a soul yet. I'm not ready to deal with crazy.

AdmiralKitty · April 2016

WTF nausea? You decide to rear your ugly head at almost 11weeks? I was working yesterday and had a rough landing and takeoff out of Las Vegas (normal for Vegas) and BARELY made it through the flight back to SF. Seriously almost hurled all over people in the middle of the aisle of the airplane. It was horrible. I normally never get sick from turbulence but this nausea hasn't gone away a full day later. Called out sick from work today and am currently cuddling with Admiral Kitty and hating everything.

lilwonder · April 2016

@AdmiralKitty - sorry you're feeling icky! FX that is goes away soon.

Knottie1458416769 · April 2016

@AdmiralKitty my all day nausea debuted at 9wks - I find it helps to drink plenty of water

muybueno · April 2016

WTF Donald Trump.

EmmieAnn22 · April 2016

@HomeyDontPlayThat Some MILs are the worst! I share your pain though mine doesn't care what the sex is. My MIL is a child developmental expert. Like she is a rock star in her field and published author. Her daughter is following in her footsteps though isn't as accomplished as her mother or grandmother. Guess how much advice I get? Eventually we are just going to need an in-law bitching thread.

my wtf..... WTF genetics doctor I missed your call by 2 minutes and called you right back. How are you not answering your phone and why haven't you called back yet!?

KilgraveMadeMeDoIt · April 2016

muybueno said:

WTF Donald Trump.

I think that's all that ever needs to be said about the man.

muybueno · April 2016

KilgraveMadeMeDoIt said:

muybueno said:

WTF Donald Trump.

I think that's all that ever needs to be said about the man.

It's really all I can say, without going off on the world's longest, most heated rant. I'll save that special experience for my husband, and spare y'all.

yukitan · April 2016

@HomeyDontPlayThat Try not to murder her, I know I'd be plotting. My MIL is actually lovely, but my actual mother is a wack job. We announced the pregnancy to my folks and she immediately goes into a schpiel about how it's okay if I don't breastfeed because she "couldn't"... Okay thanks, a bit off on the timing for that speech. I'm waiting for the crazy to increase to epic proportions as the pregnancy goes on.

WTF how does anyone drink 64oz of water a day? I am physically incapable of this feat . How you do this!?

EmmieAnn22 · April 2016

KilgraveMadeMeDoIt said:

muybueno said:

WTF Donald Trump.

I think that's all that ever needs to be said about the man.

Ummm..... WTF to the people who vote for him. That's the real mind blowing thing.

KilgraveMadeMeDoIt · April 2016

WTF, crazy woman?

We extended an olive branch to my mother (conditional on her behaviour.) A little bit ago after she returned from her annual trip away for my birthday (yes, really. For about ten years she's gone away on my birthday) she and my dad called. I think I posted when we were anticipating it. She sounded like she'd swallowed a lemon and said maybe two sentences the whole call in this clipped, angry voice. She's not said a word to us since, so I'm guessing she doesn't really intend to play by the rules. Her loss.

LikeICantEven · April 2016

KilgraveMadeMeDoIt said:

@homeydontplaythat Holy crap that woman is insane. Has she always been like this or is it pretty much restricted to when dealing with peoples' pregnancies?

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LikeICantEven · April 2016

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yukitan · April 2016

@HomeyDontPlayThat no need to apologize. We need a "My MIL and/or Mother is Crazy" thread. Reading your cathartic rant makes me feel less alone in crazytown!

whitneyf1 · April 2016

@admiralkitty I'm sorry you're feeling sick! I didn't know that was normal for Vegas but am happy you said that. The last flight I took was out of Vegas and it was the roughest (by rough I mean a little bumpy but I've developed a fear of flying recently for some reason!) take off I've ever had and it's scarred me from flying.

grannysmith912 · April 2016

@HomeyDontPlayThat I had to fight the urge to punch the computer screen reading your list of MIL's offenses. What the actual eff!??? I would have lost it.

yukitan · April 2016

Oh hurrah about Vegas flights, I fly there tomorrow night. Ha! Thanks for the heads up.

aquasocks · April 2016

WTF everyone FREAKING out about Target's bathrooms. Pee at home. The end.

DunkinDecaf · April 2016

@HomeyDontPlayThatYour MIL is absolutely bananas. The pelvic exam thing. Goodness. Gracious.

Also, I'm obsessed with that cat gif.

forevertired · April 2016

Wtf why have I had indigestion for almost 24 hours?! Oh yeah, because my body does its own thing now.
Oh and wtf why didn't we remember toilet paper when we went to target 2 days ago?? I had to go searching the house last night and found a total of a quarter roll between both guest bathrooms. I feel like this is the ultimate fail of being an adult.

AdmiralKitty · April 2016

@yukitan and @whitneyf1 Vegas is notorious for some of the worst take-off and landing turbulence in the country once the weather warms up. I used to live there and it never ceased to amaze me how rough it could get. It's usually worse in the middle of the day, so hopefully it calms down for you tomorrow night @yukitan !

shevaCC · April 2016

@HomeyDontPlayThat you have all my sorries. I got upset at my MIL for much much milder crazy. I was fuming hearing about her not letting you have your newborn son back to change his diaper. And of course all the rest.

shevaCC · April 2016

WTF sickness plus morning sickness! Go away! I'm ready to no longer be nauseous, super tired, and otherwise crummy feeling. It's not fair to get a bad cold on top of that!

KilgraveMadeMeDoIt · April 2016

@homeydontplaythat Wooooowwww. I'm surprised you're still in contact with her. Holy cow. That's insane.

therealvday · April 2016

Wtf doc, why did you only let me hear baby's heartbeat for literally 3 seconds this morning? Not long enough

MrsDho11 · April 2016

Vegas flights are definitely awful. I'm a little over two weeks away from mine...

mrs_hoyahoo · April 2016

I have three MILs and combined they don't add up that level of crazy...

@Admiral Kitty - I got hit with nausea for the first time this week too at like 10w/5d. You're a champ for making it through those flights!

muybueno · April 2016

@HomeyDontPlayThat I too am surprised that you have any contact with her. She's a psychologist's dream. All of those anecdotes were bad but the one about her BFF saying "I'm the mother of the woman he should have married"?!?! I'm just astonished.

TucknBoom · April 2016

@HomeyDontPlayThat I just read the pelvic exam story to my mother and she said "with that sort of thinking does that mean if one day (husbands name) gets a vasectomy I can go with him for his exam?" all the sympathies are with you.

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