I can't help but think the "red worms" is really a stringy bloody discharge. I mean, how could someone not realize passing real worms is an emergency room visit asap. But based on the spelling of the message, maybe they didn't know...
I have another one and it's entertaining so I will not kick myself for being overly negative.
WTF MIL. You know how far I am, you know when we will find out the sex, you know you can't tell people yet, STAHP EFFING ASKING ME. You are a CHILD. I am so sick of her passive shit. "when can I tell people about ourrrrrr baaaaybee?!" "do you know if it's a girl yet?" "Oh POO. Wah." - no joke, she texted this when I told her, "WE will inform people well into the 2nd trimester, so after that you can tell whoever."
Because it's so cute and endearing when a grown ass woman pouts. Especially to another woman, we love that, it's adorable. That's not revolting at all. /s
^^This is totally going to be my MIL when we finally tell her. The woman is the queen of the adult temper tantrum. Like full on epic toddleresque tantrum. It's going to be fun time when we finally tell her (and again, refuse all her baby name demands).
WTF pollen. Is anyone else's city covered in a thin layer of yellow dust? It's on every conceivable outdoor surface and I can barely breathe.
Yerp. H calls it tree sperm. There is tree sperm EVERYWHERE. Really, it's inappropriate.
Mom to P (12/7/10) Step-Mom-to-be to H (05/29/13) BFP 10/13/14 TWINS! 20 week loss of both twins, Scott Feivel and Miles Conrad BFP 06/19/2015 16 week loss, Penny June 2015 Working with RI; Diagnosed with thrombopheiia and celiacs BFP 03/12/16 TWINS AGAIN! PLEASE BE OUR RAINBOWS
@GirPipley I once posted a status on Facebook saying it's a good thing people don't reproduce the same way trees do, along with a picture of a thick coating of yellow tree pollen all over the car. All of my relatives were horrified, hahaha!
**TW**
Me: 35 | H: 40 Married Sept. 2013 DS1: Nov 11, 2016 MMC: 11/16/18 (9w6d) CP: 2/3/19 (5w3d) BFP! 8/24/19 DS2: May 10, 2020
WTF Earth! You are you shaking! Na earthquake (ok, it was only a 2.6) just hit literally right down the street. Shook the whole house. I am from the South! I do not have earthquake instincts! I just freeze and pray it doesn't become the "Big One" and the whole house doesn't collapse on me! The last one I felt was a few years ago and I was literally mid-pee on the toilet and was like "I guess I am going to be found buried under the ruble with my pants around my ankles". It wasn't the Big One, so I was good. Give me a tornado or a hurricane any day. At least I can see what I am dealing with!
I'm putting in another vote for "WTF stomach!?" My nausea was finally calming down, and yesterday I felt good enough to eat all of my dinner for the first time in a long time. I felt great for about an hour, then my stomach started groaning, and it all came back up. This was probably the worst instance of being sick because for most of them, I only had small amounts of food in there. This time it was 2 slices of margarita pizza, which isn't very pleasant in the opposite direction. I think it'll be a while before I can have that again.
This happened to me a couple weeks ago with a giant plate of spaghetti. Apparently I slurped the noodles instead of chewing them, and they all came up whole. It was horrific, to say the least, and I definitely won't be eating spaghetti again anytime soon. Hope you get to feeling better soon!!
Omg. I'm so sorry that happened to you, but I must admit I laughed a little at the noodles coming up in their entirety. Feel better!
Me: 31; DH: 31 NTNP: May 2015 TTC #1: late August 2015 PCOS Dx: January 2016, starting Femara Feb 2016 BFP: 2/29/16 - Happy Leap Day!
WTF Earth! You are you shaking! Na earthquake (ok, it was only a 2.6) just hit literally right down the street. Shook the whole house. I am from the South! I do not have earthquake instincts! I just freeze and pray it doesn't become the "Big One" and the whole house doesn't collapse on me! The last one I felt was a few years ago and I was literally mid-pee on the toilet and was like "I guess I am going to be found buried under the ruble with my pants around my ankles". It wasn't the Big One, so I was good. Give me a tornado or a hurricane any day. At least I can see what I am dealing with!
I tell people who move here to Texas that all the time! Tornados are nothing anymore, but if the ground is possibly opening up beneath me, we have problems.
WTF Earth! You are you shaking! Na earthquake (ok, it was only a 2.6) just hit literally right down the street. Shook the whole house. I am from the South! I do not have earthquake instincts! I just freeze and pray it doesn't become the "Big One" and the whole house doesn't collapse on me! The last one I felt was a few years ago and I was literally mid-pee on the toilet and was like "I guess I am going to be found buried under the ruble with my pants around my ankles". It wasn't the Big One, so I was good. Give me a tornado or a hurricane any day. At least I can see what I am dealing with!
Oh helllllllll no! I could not deal with earthquakes. I live in the hurricane zone. My house might get washed away, but by that time my family (including dog) and I will be evacuated, safe and sound. But I had to laugh about the mid-pee earthquake! What a way to go!
Awesome Kid #1: Born September 2013! Awesome Kid #2: Due November 2016!
My wtf will probably come off sounding majorly rude so this may take a while. But my 'aunt' who is 46 this year has just announced that she is pregnant with baby number 4 with he new boyfriend. This woman has children with men who only have a lot of money, then marries them and then dumps them and ensures she gets her proper amount in the divorce. She has told numerous family members including myself that this is what she likes to do. She calls it her 'calling' in life. She is also a horrible mother to her existing children. Usually this wouldn't even warrant a second thought to me but the fact that she's done it again and I have extra hormones and I'm kinda hungry, it has me fired up. I don't care how old you are, I'd you have 10 kids, all different father's. As long as you love your kids, put them first and be a good person, it doesn't matter to me. I had to get that out in a safe environment.
I feel better now. I'm going to have some picked asparagus and head to bed.
My wtf will probably come off sounding majorly rude so this may take a while. But my 'aunt' who is 46 this year has just announced that she is pregnant with baby number 4 with he new boyfriend. This woman has children with men who only have a lot of money, then marries them and then dumps them and ensures she gets her proper amount in the divorce. She has told numerous family members including myself that this is what she likes to do. She calls it her 'calling' in life. She is also a horrible mother to her existing children. Usually this wouldn't even warrant a second thought to me but the fact that she's done it again and I have extra hormones and I'm kinda hungry, it has me fired up. I don't care how old you are, I'd you have 10 kids, all different father's. As long as you love your kids, put them first and be a good person, it doesn't matter to me. I had to get that out in a safe environment.
I feel better now. I'm going to have some picked asparagus and head to bed.
Wow, that's insane! Didn't they recently change the rules of alimony so that you have to be married for a certain period of time before you're eligible to receive it, in order to prevent this sort of thing? That's awful that she's knowingly bringing children into these sorts of situations! I'd be upset too!
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Me: 35 | H: 40 Married Sept. 2013 DS1: Nov 11, 2016 MMC: 11/16/18 (9w6d) CP: 2/3/19 (5w3d) BFP! 8/24/19 DS2: May 10, 2020
I know I'm a day late but my WTF is from last night. While driving home we passed a TESLA TAXI! All legit and everything, so random. I couldn't help but wonder how much they have to charge in order to stay in business.
I know I'm a day late but my WTF is from last night. While driving home we passed a TESLA TAXI! All legit and everything, so random. I couldn't help but wonder how much they have to charge in order to stay in business.
Honestly, probably not too much. I mean they're not paying for gas. There are quite a few of them here in the bay area and I've also traveled to a number of other metropolitan areas where a couple town car companies drive Teslas exclusively. When I booked with one of those companies, it was consistent with uber pricing-- so really not crazy.
Me: 31, DH: 31 Married: September 2012 Began TTC: September 2015 BFP #1: 10/12/16, EDD: 06/23/15, (pPROM, 16 wks + emergency D&E 12/31/15) BFP #2: 03/09/16, EDD: 11/16/16
Re: WTF Wednesday - April 13
Good luck with yours!
Mom to P (12/7/10) Step-Mom-to-be to H (05/29/13)
BFP 10/13/14 TWINS! 20 week loss of both twins, Scott Feivel and Miles Conrad
BFP 06/19/2015 16 week loss, Penny June
2015 Working with RI; Diagnosed with thrombopheiia and celiacs
BFP 03/12/16 TWINS AGAIN! PLEASE BE OUR RAINBOWS
Married Sept. 2013
DS1: Nov 11, 2016
MMC: 11/16/18 (9w6d)
CP: 2/3/19 (5w3d)
BFP! 8/24/19
DS2: May 10, 2020
Married Sept. 2013
DS1: Nov 11, 2016
MMC: 11/16/18 (9w6d)
CP: 2/3/19 (5w3d)
BFP! 8/24/19
DS2: May 10, 2020
I am from the South! I do not have earthquake instincts! I just freeze and pray it doesn't become the "Big One" and the whole house doesn't collapse on me! The last one I felt was a few years ago and I was literally mid-pee on the toilet and was like "I guess I am going to be found buried under the ruble with my pants around my ankles". It wasn't the Big One, so I was good.
Give me a tornado or a hurricane any day. At least I can see what I am dealing with!
1. Are you shaking hands with my fetus or something?
2. Well yeah, I thought that's why we were here, lady...
3. WTF?
NTNP: May 2015
TTC #1: late August 2015
PCOS Dx: January 2016, starting Femara Feb 2016
BFP: 2/29/16 - Happy Leap Day!
Enough said.
Awesome Kid #2: Due November 2016!
TTC #2: April 2018 ~~ BFP: May 2018 ~~ EDD: January 2019
This woman has children with men who only have a lot of money, then marries them and then dumps them and ensures she gets her proper amount in the divorce. She has told numerous family members including myself that this is what she likes to do. She calls it her 'calling' in life.
She is also a horrible mother to her existing children.
Usually this wouldn't even warrant a second thought to me but the fact that she's done it again and I have extra hormones and I'm kinda hungry, it has me fired up.
I don't care how old you are, I'd you have 10 kids, all different father's. As long as you love your kids, put them first and be a good person, it doesn't matter to me.
I had to get that out in a safe environment.
I feel better now.
I'm going to have some picked asparagus and head to bed.
Married Sept. 2013
DS1: Nov 11, 2016
MMC: 11/16/18 (9w6d)
CP: 2/3/19 (5w3d)
BFP! 8/24/19
DS2: May 10, 2020
Married: September 2012
Began TTC: September 2015
BFP #1: 10/12/16, EDD: 06/23/15,
(pPROM, 16 wks + emergency D&E 12/31/15)
BFP #2: 03/09/16, EDD: 11/16/16