My work is a twatwaffle today. Made me sit through all day stats lecture. Soooo boring. And mostly stuff I've already been trained on (but we're doing it as a "refresher").
A bird just pooped on my head. Fucking Tweety. If I had my shotgun! We are talking NYC, scourge of the skyscraper, hyper-infested rodent with wings, pigeon poo people!! 1,000 gold coins for whomever brings me Tweety the Twatwaffle's head.
I hate birds and this is just one of the reasons. Sorry for the gross pigeon poo. May the rest of his little pigeon life be miserable!
Wasn't it you that got smacked in the face by an actual fucking flying pigeon?
Yep, that was me. Yet another reason I don't like birds!
Sorry about the bird poo! If I was a good shot, you'd have that stupid bird!
As for my twatwaffle, it's a combo of my hormones making me bitchy and ragey and my sister. She makes a big deal out of everything and has such high standards for others she has trouble making and keeping relationships. Also, she creates drama! *ducks as the drama tornado comes though again* this time it's about my baby shower. One cousin calls to see if his sister's husband is invited and my sister said no b/c she doesn't care for him. Here's why: my sister said happy birthday to him on FB one time, and he did not respond to her, so in her words "she's done." I can't even...I...no words...they fail me... Excuse me while I try to find some chocolate seeing as how I can't have wine. (This is a problem b/c she creates drama out of EVERYTHING. I wish I was exaggerating.) So, I'm really over these "problems".
@RNMegan0711 my MIL tried to shame me about BFing last time around. She was horrified that I'd do something "so gross" and "so weird". My goal was 1 year. I BFed and pumped for 13 months. Don't let her get you down. You do you.
Love this! Thank you! 13 months!? You are awesome. I truly hope I am able to do the same
I'm late to the party but I have one to add that happend this evening!
We live across the street from my mom who has a 3 year old. Well we walked over so DS and him could play. Well my brother started kicking me in the stomach laughing so I yelled at him while my mom just sat there. He then started again! I again yelled at him and told him if he did it again I'd put him on a timeout. He then spit on my face so again I yell. At this point im annoyed so he again spit on me! I picked him up put him in his room and shut the door. The whole time my mom sat there and did nothing!! This kid is always naughty and they do nothing! So I'd say more then my brother my mom is the twatwaffle. Then she wonders why no one wants to watch this kid. I love him to pieces but omg!!
So it's technically past midnight here and therefore no longer Tuesday but H's cousin is a twatwaffle.
I woke up to pee and saw I had a few new notifications on my phone from Facebook so I checked them out since its weird to have notifications this late at night. My dad's very religious cousin tagged me in a lovely post about motherhood and how wonderful the mother-child bond is. One line in it was "only God can love you more than your mother", not necessarily my belief/style but I understand it coming from her. Well, H has a cousin who is really out there, definitely NOT religious, and posts WAY too much of her own personal crazy opinions on FB and said cousin commented on the thing I was tagged in with " Only God can love you more???". Keep in mind, I've met her a grand total of 4 times, 1 of those being my wedding.
I get it if you have different opinions but are you really going to try and start a religious debate on a sweet post about motherhood on a tagged post of someone you barely know (a post originally put up by someone you've never met). I already messaged my dad's cousin to apologize and let her know I thought the post was very sweet and spent the past 10 minutes setting my privacy settings so that H's crazy cousin can't post on anything of mine but seriously, this is not what I want to be doing at 1:15 in the morning (not that I can fall back asleep or anything)...not cool
Re: Twatwaffle Tuesday 4/12
As for my twatwaffle, it's a combo of my hormones making me bitchy and ragey and my sister. She makes a big deal out of everything and has such high standards for others she has trouble making and keeping relationships. Also, she creates drama! *ducks as the drama tornado comes though again* this time it's about my baby shower. One cousin calls to see if his sister's husband is invited and my sister said no b/c she doesn't care for him. Here's why: my sister said happy birthday to him on FB one time, and he did not respond to her, so in her words "she's done."
I can't even...I...no words...they fail me...
Excuse me while I try to find some chocolate seeing as how I can't have wine.
(This is a problem b/c she creates drama out of EVERYTHING. I wish I was exaggerating.) So, I'm really over these "problems".
We live across the street from my mom who has a 3 year old. Well we walked over so DS and him could play. Well my brother started kicking me in the stomach laughing so I yelled at him while my mom just sat there. He then started again! I again yelled at him and told him if he did it again I'd put him on a timeout. He then spit on my face so again I yell. At this point im annoyed so he again spit on me! I picked him up put him in his room and shut the door. The whole time my mom sat there and did nothing!! This kid is always naughty and they do nothing! So I'd say more then my brother my mom is the twatwaffle. Then she wonders why no one wants to watch this kid. I love him to pieces but omg!!
I woke up to pee and saw I had a few new notifications on my phone from Facebook so I checked them out since its weird to have notifications this late at night. My dad's very religious cousin tagged me in a lovely post about motherhood and how wonderful the mother-child bond is. One line in it was "only God can love you more than your mother", not necessarily my belief/style but I understand it coming from her. Well, H has a cousin who is really out there, definitely NOT religious, and posts WAY too much of her own personal crazy opinions on FB and said cousin commented on the thing I was tagged in with " Only God can love you more???". Keep in mind, I've met her a grand total of 4 times, 1 of those being my wedding.
I get it if you have different opinions but are you really going to try and start a religious debate on a sweet post about motherhood on a tagged post of someone you barely know (a post originally put up by someone you've never met). I already messaged my dad's cousin to apologize and let her know I thought the post was very sweet and spent the past 10 minutes setting my privacy settings so that H's crazy cousin can't post on anything of mine but seriously, this is not what I want to be doing at 1:15 in the morning (not that I can fall back asleep or anything)...not cool