June 2016 Moms

Twatwaffle Tuesday 4/12

Lets hear 'em!! I know we've got some good ones this week :)

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Re: Twatwaffle Tuesday 4/12

  • Great minds think alike @sdLindenberg ;)
    We posted at literally the exact same time...I'll turn mine into a GIF party
  • Lolz!!!! I'm shocked I'm actually awake this early, and its actually my TW today, so when I didn't see it, I was like, lets get this ish GOING!!!!

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  • Sleep is a twatwaffle, or rather lack thereof. Woke up at 3:30 to pee and couldn't fall back asleep then had to get up at 5:30 for work.
    DD1: June '16 DD2: March ‘19 :::: Married since 2011 :::: USN Wife ::::
  • Weight gain is a twatwaffle...:/ Blech..I'm dreading my doctor's appointment this Friday. Despite the fact my midwives haven't said anything bad about my weight gain, it just makes me depressed seeing the scales go higher and higher.*sigh*



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  • GD is my twatwaffle. Follow the rules and my numbers are jacked up. Ignore the rules and my numbers are normal. Then it all switches again. Three weeks down, 10 weeks to go.
  • My sinuses are twatwaffles. I just want to breathe and taste my food and not feel like my head is going to explode with pressure at all times. 
    I feel ya I am so congested my head is killing me!! 
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  • edeibel89 said:
    Mine is the service technician who works in my dealership downstairs who saw me coming down the stairs last night and just said "WOAH!!" in a reeeeeally rude way at my belly....keep in mind I'm the head of human resources/payroll. Can I write him up AND dock his pay??
    ^^THIS! I am also the head of HR and people say the most asinine things to me... when I tell my husband at night he's like, do they actually KNOW what your job is? He tells me to write them all up... If I had more energy perhaps I would... but I'm usually too offended and taken back by their comments to use this time as a "teachable moment". 
    TTM - EDD 4/23 - Team Green <3 
  • My insurance is the TW today.  They give a list of things you can do to get incentive money in your HSA. I did what they requested and now they don't know how to document it and therefore haven't given me the incentive money.  I have been trying to get answers for over a month, and no one seems to know anything. Ugh.  Get your act together, insurance!
  • Mine is traffic related- people who don't use their blinkers or don't have the lights connected to their trailers. I don't know how many wrecks almost happened while I was on my way to my doctor appointment this morning. 

    2 angel babies to watch over us- bfp 3/16/13, c/p 3/27/13- bfp 6/27/13, c/p confirmed 7/4/13- We will always carry you in our hearts

     

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  • I'll go with weight gain also. I've been eating very clean and working out, but it doesn't seem to make a difference. I'm up 6 pounds in 3 weeks! I'm hoping that it's some water weight since I was on my feet a lot this weekend and I'm still swollen, but I'm still upset by this. It puts my gain at about 40lbs in 31 weeks, just not cool. 


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  • Jury Duty
    I made a post about this a while back about attending jury duty during the third tri. Anyway I decided to go figuring this way I was guaranteed 3 undisturbed years of not being summoned again.

    Only now for the past two days I'm not told whether or not I need to come in tto serve until 5pm the day before. This is driving me crazy since my parents have volunteered to baby sit W for me. This whole system seems so rude to me, how hard is it to figure out when someone needs to serve? Less than 16 hours of notice is ridiculous.

    So I'm still waiting to see if they need me tomorrow or Thursday. I'm still keeping my fingers crossed hoping that take one look at my huge belly and send me packing.
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  • @winniethepoohspants - I totally got my doctor to write a note for jury duty.  There was no way my bladder was making it that long! 

    My TW is my lungs.
    Or maybe baby pressing on my lungs.
    I can't breathe! 
    Just putting on make-up in the morning is hard.  Even sitting at my desk now I feel short of breath!


  • @mar101483 That is insane. So sorry your aunt is beyond childish. My best friend is having a similar situation for her upcoming wedding in August. The only kids that are invited are the 2 that are IN the wedding and her little cousins. She has already lined up child care in one of the meeting rooms on site at their hotel, complete with a buffet kids meal, video games/entertainment, etc. She just wants her actual reception to be as child free as possible, purely because her fiances family is HUGE!!! (we are talking upwards of 200 guests from his side alone...) She invited my sister and her family, but my sister and best friend have already discussed, and they will not be attending because my sister will be watching my daughter since I'm one of the bridesmaids. 

    I just cannot believe the audacity of some people these days. So sorry you're STILL dealing with her :(

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  • @sdLindenberg I am forced to believe she must be a very unhappy person, to keep this up. I just wish she would stop bothering my mother. My aunt and I use to be very close, but over the years she has attacked several of us. When my 21 y/o cousin was 16, she sent her fb messages stating my cousins mom was a horrible person for letting her get a tattoo and cont to attack her, even after my cousin  calmly told her "if you feel this way, you should be contacting my mother not me".
    Also, she was upset that I had her aunts "adopted" grandchildren at my wedding, when they "aren't even real family". I was horrified when she stated that, I told her that was a really horrible thing to say, also my cousins, who are my family, maybe not blood related, but mean the same to me, are aged 16, 17 and 20. Ugh I hate her
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  • @sdLindenberg seriously, with your crazy/rude ex-roommate?!?!?! It would have taken her less time to do the RSVP herself than to argue with you about it. Ugh, what a betch,

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  • @sdLindenberg Ugh, that kind of "friendship" is not worth having. I'd let that relationship die out.
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  • @mar101483 your aunt sounds like she should be institutionalized. 

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  • @sdLindenberg she sounds like a TW for sure! If she can't even rsvp with the person hosting the shower, perhaps she just shouldn't come.
    @parsonsperson I couldn't agree with you more. She would do well on a 15 day PEC in a psych hospital.
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  • I'm trying.... Lol. I have NO desire to allow her to form any sort of bond with my child, let alone be part of the birth. I really feel badly for her son, if he really is in fact going through some medical stuff, but seriously, he was fine a week ago when we all went to lunch. You SHOULD have rsvp'd to the shower then.... I don't care enough about her to try and make our "friendship" work anymore, not even for DH's sake. Its shitty that he's in the middle, but I don't need her stress anymore.

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  • I have another twatwaffle. My husband's squadron's XO's wife (still with me?) threw a hissy fit about someone she doesn't know (the friend hosting my baby shower) having her home address to send her invite to a few weeks ago. Meanwhile, if you google her husband's name and the city we live in and her address comes up for all of the internet to see.

    I found out today she hasn't even bothered to RSVP to the shower. So I'm putting her down as a hard NO because there's no way I'm reaching out to her to see if she is coming or not. Frankly I only invited her because I invited every other wife from my husband's work. She also likes to complain about not having family friendly work events and then doesn't show up to the ones we do have, and whine when she gets turned away for trying to bring her baby into a bar.

    DD1: June '16 DD2: March ‘19 :::: Married since 2011 :::: USN Wife ::::
  • Thought I didn't have one today... should've known it was just too early... because now I have 2.

    1) The woman in the cafe while I was waiting for my lunch who told me that another one of her associates is also pregnant but she's all belly and she's having a boy - therefore I'm definitely having a girl. Idk why this bothers me so much... I WANT a girl (I know I'll love a little boy equally as much!) but if we're being honest yes I'd prefer a girl first... so I should be happy when people tell me they think thats what i'm having... except I'm not because I know they are saying it because of the old wives tale of how you carry and if you carry all over its a girl/if your face changes/gains weight... well I just take that every time someone says it an internalize it as I am looking like crap and like I've put on too much weight. I hate people.

    2) My husbands boss initially told him he gets 2 weeks Paternity leave as part of corporate policy. Well he emailed HR today to see what paperwork he'd have to complete etc. and they told him they have no paternity leave he has to use his PTO. NOT COOL. So now we have to figure out how much time he can take and if we can afford for him to take a week or 2 of NJFLA (unpaid leave) to be home with us... so frustrating! 
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  • HBamama2B said:
    A bird just pooped on my head. Fucking Tweety. If I had my shotgun! We are talking NYC, scourge of the skyscraper, hyper-infested rodent with wings, pigeon poo people!! 1,000 gold coins for whomever brings me Tweety the Twatwaffle's head.
    I hate birds and this is just one of the reasons.  Sorry for the gross pigeon poo.  May the rest of his little pigeon life be miserable!
  • @HBamama2B I'm sorry but this made me lol!! I hope he flies into a skyscraper!
  • I thoroughly enjoyed the responses to Tweety. "Miserable little pigeon life" and "hope he flies into a skyscraper." I'm rolling. 
  • HBamama2B said:
    A bird just pooped on my head. Fucking Tweety. If I had my shotgun! We are talking NYC, scourge of the skyscraper, hyper-infested rodent with wings, pigeon poo people!! 1,000 gold coins for whomever brings me Tweety the Twatwaffle's head.
    I hate birds and this is just one of the reasons.  Sorry for the gross pigeon poo.  May the rest of his little pigeon life be miserable!

    Wasn't it you that got smacked in the face by an actual fucking flying pigeon?
  • HBamama2B said:
    A bird just pooped on my head. Fucking Tweety. If I had my shotgun! We are talking NYC, scourge of the skyscraper, hyper-infested rodent with wings, pigeon poo people!! 1,000 gold coins for whomever brings me Tweety the Twatwaffle's head.
    It's a sign of a good luck when a bird poops on you where I come from. Just as a tiny consolation...
  • Thanks @mrsallikat, @tnvols27, @mamanicoleof3, @ahernandez16. I now am dying laughing. :) Short miserable pigeon life and into a skyscraper! Ha!
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