Some days, I wish Facebook didn't exist. I have to read shit from people that I would never be bothered with otherwise. Or people could keep their passive-aggressive bullshit to themselves - like adults.
Maternity leave and math. It's just too much trying to figure out paychecks, how much I'll owe back in insurance premiums, time off accruals, coordinating adding LO to insurance, short term disability from a different provider, etc etc etc. Also, HR lady, I know you do this all day and it's old hat to you, but this is my first time so can you not shove the forms in my face and race through the explanation in 10 minutes?
Pregnancy, being up for 5 hours, and the DMV... I wish things like name changes could be done online when you renew. Damn you stupid DMV. Damn you pregnancy insomnia, and go fuck yourself pregnancy brain that made me forget snacks.
I'm going to go and bitch about my unborn child, he refuses to move up from my pelvic area at all. Thus, for the past 3 days I've felt like I've been kicked right in my pelvic bone. Will a handstand move him up?
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Today I just feel like crying or punching something. Headaches, lack of sleep, and a screaming toddler aren't helping. She's been sick so I understand but I just wish she'd take it easy.
People who will not turn the faucet off when leaving the bathroom. You are a grown ass adult. The water is obviously running (not a little drip). Turn it off! FYI, this is somebody at work, not my husband or anything. He could not be that dumb. I don't know why but this seriously grates my nerves.
@ButterMyBiscuit I agree with you on the whole passive/aggressive FB post. When I moved in to my neighborhood, a really controlling and smothering neighbor befriended us. My husband loved that she always invited us over but I always felt like she was too much. Long story short, she didn't like me having friends (or family) who were not in her immediate circle. When she was unsuccessful at ruining my bday party I kinda dropped her. I also unfollowed her on fb. However, my hsuband hasn't! She never posts on fb but when she does it's always to post about her BESTIES and she will tag the other neighbors we used to hang out with. A few nights ago she saw us walking around the neighborhood and sure enough as soon as she got home she passive aggressively posted how she was excited to resume her nightly walks with her BESTIES and tagged all our neighborhood friends but us. When my husband told me about it, I laughed but now I'm annoyed by it.
My personality does not mesh well with my father in laws personality (that's me being nice). This weekend I went to a huge consignment sale to buy baby clothes. When I came back I was telling my husband about all the awesome clothes and money I saved. My father in law decides to eavesdrop on the conversation, thinks I'm talking about buying maternity clothes for myself and says in a disgusted non joking voice "why do you need to buy all those clothes? can't you just cut the a hole out of the top of something and wear it like a tent when you get bigger?"
Seriously, he wasn't joking. I didn't even know how to respond. Thanks jerk face, I'm already self conscious about my growing belly and weight gain and now you tell me to wear a f'ing tent instead of clothes that might make me feel slightly cute and better about myself? Awesome.
My personality does not mesh well with my father in laws personality (that's me being nice). This weekend I went to a huge consignment sale to buy baby clothes. When I came back I was telling my husband about all the awesome clothes and money I saved. My father in law decides to eavesdrop on the conversation, thinks I'm talking about buying maternity clothes for myself and says in a disgusted non joking voice "why do you need to buy all those clothes? can't you just cut the a hole out of the top of something and wear it like a tent when you get bigger?"
Seriously, he wasn't joking. I didn't even know how to respond. Thanks jerk face, I'm already self conscious about my growing belly and weight gain and now you tell me to wear a f'ing tent instead of clothes that might make me feel slightly cute and better about myself? Awesome.
You should have looked at him and said, "did I ask you, dipshit? FUCK OFF." Flip hair. Leave room.
Today's complaint is about my headache. I have had one daily for a week or more. Last night it got horrible, today it is horrible. I went to the chiropractor and no relief. I am drinking a coke (yuck) to see if it help.
Today. Just today in general. I don't want to be at work. I don't want to be in real clothes. I don't want to deal with people. I don't want to have to drink water for a fitness challenge - I pee enough as it is! I don't want to be an adult today. I just don't.
Sounds like it's just one of those days for all of us.
I have to take my nanny kids to dance class. They both have nasty coughs. The part that sucks, is that everyone is going to hear it and look at me like I am an a**hole parent for bringing them when they sound like that, but I am not their parent, so I cannot make the call. I really need a shirt that says "These aren't my kids" that I can wear when I am out and about with them!
1. Started throwing up immediately after sex this morning. It was so cute.
2. I have a wedding to attend Saturday and nothing to wear. I shopped for hours yesterday and couldn't find anything. Definitely a procrastinator.
I have to go to a wedding at the end of June, it's an evening wedding at a country club. Luckily it's for one of my best friends so when I told her I wanted show up in yoga pants her reply was, "well they're black and that's a formal color. You're all set." I'm dreading trying to find a semi-formal/formal maternity dress that will be comfortable in June.
This whole day is annoying me. I'm having serious allergy problems, which I have NEVER had. And my indigestion is ever worsening. I don't feel like being an adult today either. I have plenty to do at work, but I've just no motivation. I'm looking forward till this evening when my favorite TV show comes on, except my Sister in Law, -- who's one of my best friends-- is coming over to watch, and that means I need to at least attempt to clean some. I am ready for my vacation. Ugh.
@PugsandKisses with you on the daily headaches. And with everyone else on the general annoyance and irritation with people in general today. I want to do nothing but sit in bed and eat Ben and jerrys today. Ugh!!!!
I am so done with my boobs. I've already outgrown the new bras I had to buy at the beginning of this pregnancy. Also so over people at work. I asked for this weekend off (first weekend off in 2 months btw) so I could help a friend move. It's written on the schedule that I can't work, so PLEASE stop with the texts asking me to take your shifts!!!
I think I have a stomach bug, throwing up every 3 hours and can't keep anything down. It's my birthday tomorrow and it's hard to be a pregnant adult right now.
Lost another FB friend to the suckfest that is advertising some random ass products on their pages. Look, sell what you want but just know that NO ONE wants to see 10 damn posts a day advertising the shit. Sheesh.
This day can suck it. This effing class of kids just need to sit down and shut up. My body hurts. I feel so huge. I only brought healthy food to work. What was I thinking? Is it wrong to steal Easter chocolates from my blind students? Please tell me this is so wrong before I do it. I'm so grumpy today it makes me want to cry.
My coworkers are my bitchfest, and will probably be my twatwaffle tomorrow. They are pouty little slackers and my project manager has decided to lay down the law. She's pulling one to the other research site so he has the space to 'focus on his work', and has informed the other that in addition to having to cover first coworkers' not being there she has no plans to replace me after I have the baby/move out of state. They are in panic, because they already struggle to get things done on time with my support, and now they will have to cover my duties. I think she is trying to pressure them to quit, and it's hilarious.
Edit to add complete reason for bitchfest; their panic at the news has now made them even less productive than usual.
Lost another FB friend to the suckfest that is advertising some random ass products on their pages. Look, sell what you want but just know that NO ONE wants to see 10 damn posts a day advertising the shit. Sheesh.
Ugh! Yes. Between that and people who add me to their stupid groups for their "products" without asking, I'm going to have about three FB friends left. So annoying!
Lost another FB friend to the suckfest that is advertising some random ass products on their pages. Look, sell what you want but just know that NO ONE wants to see 10 damn posts a day advertising the shit. Sheesh.
At least the Younique/origami owl/whatev crap eventually ends. I have a friend (using the word loosely) that became a real estate agent/assistant (I'm unclear on whether or not she actually has her license...) and is using her personal FB page to advertise all the houses she/her boss are listing. Multiple times a day. That's what business pages are for, go make one.
Seriously, I just need to unfollow her. And it doesn't help that she's an entitled, sheltered, snooty bitch that has had everything in life absolutely handed to her on a platter, yet she posts all those 'inspirational' memes about hard work and dedication/blood/sweat/tears being the keys to success. Bitch, please.
Younique/origami owl/essential oils/ jamberry ppl are now adding me to fb groups so i get like 30 notifications about their sales and crap. I've opted out of almost every single "party" I've been added to. I'm very close to unfriending them.
This day can suck it. This effing class of kids just need to sit down and shut up. My body hurts. I feel so huge. I only brought healthy food to work. What was I thinking? Is it wrong to steal Easter chocolates from my blind students? Please tell me this is so wrong before I do it. I'm so grumpy today it makes me want to cry.
I reeeeeeally want you to steal those chocolates now...
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Maternity leave and math. It's just too much trying to figure out paychecks, how much I'll owe back in insurance premiums, time off accruals, coordinating adding LO to insurance, short term disability from a different provider, etc etc etc. Also, HR lady, I know you do this all day and it's old hat to you, but this is my first time so can you not shove the forms in my face and race through the explanation in 10 minutes?
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1. People who don't flush the toilet. I hate you. Some of us have to barf and prefer not to do it in someone else's bodily fluids but thanks.
2. Pregnancy joint pain in too real for me right now. It's PURE HELL.
3. Whoever gave me this sore throat.....DEAD.
4. Pretty much the existence of most people today is not going over well with me.
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Seriously, he wasn't joking. I didn't even know how to respond. Thanks jerk face, I'm already self conscious about my growing belly and weight gain and now you tell me to wear a f'ing tent instead of clothes that might make me feel slightly cute and better about myself? Awesome.
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I say you dodged a bullet. Sheesh.
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Today. Just today in general.
I don't want to be at work. I don't want to be in real clothes. I don't want to deal with people. I don't want to have to drink water for a fitness challenge - I pee enough as it is! I don't want to be an adult today. I just don't.
Sounds like it's just one of those days for all of us.
2. I have a wedding to attend Saturday and nothing to wear. I shopped for hours yesterday and couldn't find anything. Definitely a procrastinator.
I have to go to a wedding at the end of June, it's an evening wedding at a country club. Luckily it's for one of my best friends so when I told her I wanted show up in yoga pants her reply was, "well they're black and that's a formal color. You're all set." I'm dreading trying to find a semi-formal/formal maternity dress that will be comfortable in June.
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This effing class of kids just need to sit down and shut up.
My body hurts. I feel so huge. I only brought healthy food to work. What was I thinking? Is it wrong to steal Easter chocolates from my blind students? Please tell me this is so wrong before I do it.
I'm so grumpy today it makes me want to cry.
Edit to add complete reason for bitchfest; their panic at the news has now made them even less productive than usual.
Seriously, I just need to unfollow her. And it doesn't help that she's an entitled, sheltered, snooty bitch that has had everything in life absolutely handed to her on a platter, yet she posts all those 'inspirational' memes about hard work and dedication/blood/sweat/tears being the keys to success. Bitch, please.
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