I don't have a twatwaffle today. Can I steal someone else's SO and make him my twatwaffle? @Kp90?
Though I suppose I could always name my car keys: they've gone missing, taking my office keys and house keys with them, and I can't for the life of me figure out where they've gotten to...
I'm about to be a twat waffle. I want ice cream now (thanks to the Baskin Robbins post lol) but I need to do my 3hr glucose which I was planning on doing tomorrow morning... But if I eat the ice cream tonight there is no way I will go in tomorrow which will make me postpone until Thursday. Cravings suck yo!
My twatwaffle are these Damn braxton hicks contractions. They have been getting steadily worse which is completely normal but when I start getting my very limited amount of sleep interrupted because they wake me up makes for a very cranky pregnant lady. Just keep saying it'll all be worth it in the end
Beautiful Baby Girl Amelia Marie Born May 25, 2016 Angel Baby January 20th, 2017 Baby #2 Due December 6th 2017
My pregnancy hormones are my twatwaffles for this week. For some reason been thinking about the crappy way I was treated in high school and half of my nine years of college (have three degrees that's why so long). Been having my own little pity party courtesy of pregnancy hormones....... this is stuff I have not thought about in years. Like for instance, no one asked me to senior prom, and even when time was getting short I started asking guys at that point out of desperation and got turned down left and right mainly b/c I was not pretty to look at. I went alone and was pretty much miserable for the most part watching everyone else have fun. The whole not pretty to look at part (aka: ugly) was a recurring theme through high school and college. Even had it told to my face and within earshot. So that is just some of the things that are seeping their way back into my brain. I think it was triggered by something I saw on tv. And the pregnancy hormones have made it all magnified in my head like a billion times. Yup, so my pregnancy hormones are the twatwaffles today.
Girl, you need to not worry about those losers. You got a man that loves you and a baby that will love you even more on the way! I can only think that the guys that acted that way in HS are fat, balding and married to bitches now that are making their lives living hell. In 4th grade, I was voted ugliest in my class so I know how it feels....
If you could see those guys now, this is what you would be saying to them
OMG I can't believe they had a vote like that. That is insanely cruel and mean.
My TW is whoever decided to make the child birthing classes I have to attend for the next 6 weeks from 7-9:15pm... hello... we are pregnant... we don't function past 7:05pm! -_- oh and its 40 minutes away! Cherry on top!
This. We only have two birthing classes but they are MONDAY nights from 6:30-9:30. 9:30?! I am in bed by 8:30, this is going to be REALLY rough on me.
Me: 31
DH: 29, SA - Great
Married: June 12,2011
TTC #1: 1/2014
Diagnosis: Hypothalamic Amenorrhea
Treatment: Clomid: 50mg, 100mg, 150mg - not successful and not monitored
This. I got mine Monday. And I did my glucose test the same day. All I wanted to do after was nap after my sugar crash and I couldn't bc I just couldn't get comfortable.
My pregnancy hormones are my twatwaffles for this week. For some reason been thinking about the crappy way I was treated in high school and half of my nine years of college (have three degrees that's why so long). Been having my own little pity party courtesy of pregnancy hormones....... this is stuff I have not thought about in years. Like for instance, no one asked me to senior prom, and even when time was getting short I started asking guys at that point out of desperation and got turned down left and right mainly b/c I was not pretty to look at. I went alone and was pretty much miserable for the most part watching everyone else have fun. The whole not pretty to look at part (aka: ugly) was a recurring theme through high school and college. Even had it told to my face and within earshot. So that is just some of the things that are seeping their way back into my brain. I think it was triggered by something I saw on tv. And the pregnancy hormones have made it all magnified in my head like a billion times. Yup, so my pregnancy hormones are the twatwaffles today.
I feel your pain because that did happen to me before high school and one time in high school BUT look at us now!!! I think about how GREAT life is and how I am SO BLESSED to have a baby on the way who will love me and i will LOVE him UNCONDITIONALLY!! Don't let your past bring you down @nerdymama15 Your future is very BRIGHT!!
My twatwaffle are the IT techs at work...i opened a ticket about something strange going on with my laptop and they closed the ticket saying they contacted me and told me what to do...i followed the notes (even though no one contacted me) to see if the issue would be resolved but it did not work...so i sent out an email calling them out on their so called chat with me. And to top it off they kept referring to me as "HE". SERIOUSLY??
Nevermind, the cat is being a twatwaffle. We feed him 3/8 of a cup of food, 3 times a day. Somehow he makes it between his 7:30 AM and 4:00 pm feedings just fine, but the time between 4 PM and 8 PM? Can't do it. Can't make it. 45 minutes after his afternoon feeding he is meowing incessantly, jumping up where he doesn't belong, knocking things over, and if we're watching TV he will jump up on the stand and sit directly in front of the screen, or better yet turn around and start pawing at the screen. This behavior never, ever gets him his food before 8 PM.
(Occasionally he will take a break from his asshole behavior to just sit and stare at you. You can't look at him when he does this because then he just starts right back up with everything again.)
This made me laugh out loud! I have 2 cats that live with my parents and they do the exact same thing! @arj14 does it amuse you at all?
This. I got mine Monday. And I did my glucose test the same day. All I wanted to do after was nap after my sugar crash and I couldn't bc I just couldn't get comfortable.
What is the rhogam shot? Is it something everyone gets because my midwife has not mentioned it to me...
This. I got mine Monday. And I did my glucose test the same day. All I wanted to do after was nap after my sugar crash and I couldn't bc I just couldn't get comfortable.
What is the rhogam shot? Is it something everyone gets because my midwife has not mentioned it to me...
You only need it if you have a negative blood type, I believe.
Me: 31
DH: 29, SA - Great
Married: June 12,2011
TTC #1: 1/2014
Diagnosis: Hypothalamic Amenorrhea
Treatment: Clomid: 50mg, 100mg, 150mg - not successful and not monitored
This. I got mine Monday. And I did my glucose test the same day. All I wanted to do after was nap after my sugar crash and I couldn't bc I just couldn't get comfortable.
What is the rhogam shot? Is it something everyone gets because my midwife has not mentioned it to me...
If your blood type is rh negative you have to get one at around 28 weeks and then again at birth if the baby is rh positive.
This. I got mine Monday. And I did my glucose test the same day. All I wanted to do after was nap after my sugar crash and I couldn't bc I just couldn't get comfortable.
What is the rhogam shot? Is it something everyone gets because my midwife has not mentioned it to me...
If your blood type is rh negative you have to get one at around 28 weeks and then again at birth if the baby is rh positive.
Oh ok...phew...i thought i was missing out on something lol
It's me. I've been in an evil mood all day. I'm going to blame the hormones, but I may just be a b****. And at the moment I'm pretty okay with that. I've been trying to hide out at my desk so I don't have to interact with anyone. I figure it's a public service. Especially for the girl in another department here who calls me Belly. That's not a thing.
Mine is to my tire. That decided to go flat after my doctors appt on my way to work. Thankfully I was passing my parents house and decided to stop in to check since my pressure light came on. I figured no biggie I'll just work from there until I realized my laptop had only 30% battery left and my parents don't own any macs. Ugh!! So much for being productive today!
Re: Twatwaffles!
Though I suppose I could always name my car keys: they've gone missing, taking my office keys and house keys with them, and I can't for the life of me figure out where they've gotten to...
Born May 25, 2016
Angel Baby January 20th, 2017
Baby #2 Due December 6th 2017
First Pregnancy
Second Pregnancy
- BFP: 09/11/2015
- EDD: 05/25/2016
Baby Born04/15/2016
PGAL
This. We only have two birthing classes but they are MONDAY nights from 6:30-9:30. 9:30?! I am in bed by 8:30, this is going to be REALLY rough on me.
Me: 31
DH: 29, SA - Great
Married: June 12,2011
TTC #1: 1/2014
Diagnosis: Hypothalamic Amenorrhea
Treatment: Clomid: 50mg, 100mg, 150mg - not successful and not monitored
Menopur 75ml (upped to 112.5ml), Ovidrel, & IUI IUI #1 8/31/2015
9/15/2015: BFP HCG - 400, 9/17/2015: HCG - 827, 9/21/2015 - HCG 3,327!does it amuse you at all?
What is the rhogam shot? Is it something everyone gets because my midwife has not mentioned it to me...
Me: 31
DH: 29, SA - Great
Married: June 12,2011
TTC #1: 1/2014
Diagnosis: Hypothalamic Amenorrhea
Treatment: Clomid: 50mg, 100mg, 150mg - not successful and not monitored
Menopur 75ml (upped to 112.5ml), Ovidrel, & IUI IUI #1 8/31/2015
9/15/2015: BFP HCG - 400, 9/17/2015: HCG - 827, 9/21/2015 - HCG 3,327!